Ok...first of all fuck all of you who ignored my last post like I was a fucking troll or whatever you idiots called me...I'm new but not a fucking nark!

Anyways...I forgive you and because I am so kind...I have a really special gift. FIRST go get a 32oz Gatorade and drink the hell outta it. You will need the hydration for this killer yield.

Now that you're good and hydrated make sure you clean and dry the damn bottle and don't lose the lid. It's nice to have in case you need to seal it in some future occasion.

Ok...take 20/12HR and crush em up like you wanted to snort em...ok?

Put em in the bottom of your container that is nice and dry.

Theres an item that you'll need 1/2 cup of next...feels like I'm bakling! This shit you can't bake with though...but you need it to make plants nice and big. The numbers on the bag are 32-0-0...nothin else is ok. The plants wont fuckin live.

After you put your fert over the psu put one cap full of lye over that shit. don't be mixin...just layering like a pretty cake.

Now you need to take apart those things that you always have to buy for toys...except the ones you'll need have the name of that medicine most of us take. Two of the things opened up and the lyth strips took out will be good for ya.

put em in your bottle then cover with another half cup fert and then another cap of the other stuff.

Next you'd get some of that stuff you need for camping. I like to use coleman fuel to keep warm ok.

You've filled it enough when you're bout 2 and 1/2 inches from the top or right at the ridge. All you need now is ONE DROP of h2o added

put your lid back on your bottle you made sure to keep and shake that shit bout 3 times then it needs to burp like a newborn baby. keep doin that every 3 or 4 shakes till she don't need burped quite as much. Probably every 15 minutes is great. Shake and bake for 1hr then you are ready for an all nighter.

You'll need filters for your newly discovered "coffee" and surely you can pour your gatorade you made thru 3 of em and figure out what you need to keep. You will be happy to know that you'll be the happy parent of a 5g baby speed demon.

Your welcome dick heads.

I like to use lithium batteries for new toys

i have no idea what i just read....

a method for making meth? chemistry of that sort is not something you should be fucking with an an empty Gatorade bottle...

If it's supposed to be meth, it would be horrible quality. It would make sense the the OPer uses it though, since she obviously has severe brain damage.

I read your original post, and it was bullshit. I doubt I'll read this one. I remember you saying some shit about burying the ingredients and putting a mop head in it or something retarded like that. Fuck you.

20x 12hr psue(2 box)

30-0-0 fertilizer

cap red devil lye

coleman

shake burp shake burp shake burp shake for an hour and you're ready to run the ny marathon twice

I understood none of that.

You're right...I'm just making up these crazy ass stories for everyone's entertainment...but suppose for a moment I want to sound stupid and outrageous cause then the trolls can't fuckin understand what the hell I'm really tryin to share....hmmmmm...imagine if I actually were an intellegent individual with a very tight grip on reality and I just really like seeing people do what the fuck they wanna do...Naw...I'm a dummy...i fergot

it's probably better that you don't understand any of it...shit will stunt your growth and people will get all paranoid at the simplicity of it so you'll turn into a troll and no one will talk to you ever again...I'm goin back to my bridge

oh my god...

I'm high right now and yooooooooou just blew my mind

WTF are you

omg another post.....sssshhh

seriously it works

I was disappointed by the lack of magic in this thread.

****CORRECTION*** it's 33-0-0 fert

It's not that we don't believe you that it works - I'm sure it does work, if you're some backyarder speaking in code words that a three year old could decipher, and all you're concerned about producing is a mysterious white powder with stimulating properties without any concern for its actual chemical composition; so long as you can smoke it and sell it.

We laugh at you because if you bothered to browse this forum you'd find dozens of other processes, in plain scientific english, explained, justified and sourced that yield a product better then anything you will ever have seen in your pathetic redneck cope cook life.

Go watch breaking bad; get an idea for who you are, and who we are.

Meth is for losers that don't have money to buy real quality drugs.

THIS.

I once tryed meth, never again would I do it again

OMG, A GHETTOFIED BIRCH REDUCTION!!! (in case you don't know, tonigirl, that's what it's called) Unfortunately, your method for generating liquid ammonia will also produce a shit-ton of water, which will eat at your lithium, and I'd have figured would nullify the reaction. But, hey, what do I know. And, yes, your method for keeping it all cool with liquid propane is rather clever, but it's been thought of (see the (meth)amphetamine thread in Lab Tips, page 4, or something).

tonigirl whether that works or not, thanks for fucking posting something in a non patronising non im the fucking bomb so i'll confuse everyone else with my chemistry know how type of way.

i was gonna suggest it'd be better in lab tips but then again it'd last about 2 mins in there as there aren't enough long words and brown nosing in your post.

thanks.

to the know it alls who will no doubt deride your post, apart from knowing chemistry bullshit do you know what it feels like to be balls deep in a *beautiful* woman?

http://tinyurl.com/6ssb7w

Is this the same girl that posted about growing shards in the dirt??

Wow. Unreduced PSE. Magic.

It actually seems really simple and doesn't carry the air of setting up much of a "kitchen laboratory" which has always kept me away from trying to make meth in the past but I'm skeptical seeing as how the OP make a thread about "growing" methamphetamine trees in their backyard.

I really don't want to end up killing myself and then have people discover I was trying to make meth but the method I used was retarded and erroneous.

Meth is for inbred retards. I hope OP dies in an explosion as a result of one of these retarded ideas.

My method is so much better.

Step 1: Fuck off.

Step 2: Die.