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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2009-01-04, 05:45
suffokator suffokator is offline
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Default Best Gifts For Girls?

Ok so me and my ex got back together and i wanted to get her something small just to show i care and all that. Shes a chill girl/laid back and pretty hot. In the past ive gotten(stolen) stuff like necklaces and cool bracelets and shit. But ive ran out of ideas. It cant be anything that big or expensive. Like around 50-60 dollars or less. But something with meaning. No dildos or shit in bags or anything like that haha.
 #2 
Old 2009-01-04, 06:22
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Well shit, with a list as extensive as that, it's no WONDER you ran out of ideas!

If she's as chilled out as you say get her some scat porn.
 #3 
Old 2009-01-04, 06:44
moomoo345 moomoo345 is offline
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I may steal alot, but giving stolen items as gifts is just low. Anyway, you should really make those bath bombs for your gf. They're relatively cheap and easy to make. Not only that but it'll show her how much thought and effort you went through to make it, and who knows maybe you'll test them out with her....

There are alot of recipes online on how to make them. As for the fragrances, try Jasmine and lotus. Unbeatable combination.
 #4 
Old 2009-01-04, 07:01
geezus666 geezus666 is offline
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vacuum cleaner
gym membership
diet pills
rohypnol
 #5 
Old 2009-01-04, 07:39
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Mexico
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Quote:
Originally Posted by geezus666
vacuum cleaner
gym membership
diet pills
rohypnol


Fucking lol. You forgot a blender and a pair of gloves :p
 #6 
Old 2009-01-04, 08:11
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Dick in a box
 #7 
Old 2009-01-04, 09:54
ruckus ruckus is offline
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Dick in a box

fucken beat me to it
 #8 
Old 2009-01-04, 10:13
delerium tremens delerium tremens is offline
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40lb box of rape, cant be asked to find the .jpg, drunk, not basic, just a little merry.
 #9 
Old 2009-01-04, 13:43
k4aic k4aic is offline
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well I don't know about your girl, but I always HATED getting flowers *roses* and the box of choc. Hate flowers, and no matter what my ex used to give em to me. After I told him how much I HATE flowers!

Just get her something more thoughtful rather that pricey ya know. IDK what though but with this economy your money could go a little further lol

And if all fails, just eat her pussy for a while;)
 #10 
Old 2009-01-04, 16:25
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Money or something that sparkles.

Women dig that shit.
 #11 
Old 2009-01-04, 16:52
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wait till you get done having sex and then just hand her the cash ...
She will find this gesture endearing and may want to marry you.

tell her to its mad cash to do whatever she wants with.
 #12 
Old 2009-01-05, 00:36
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well I don't know about your girl, but I always HATED getting flowers *roses* and the box of choc. Hate flowers, and no matter what my ex used to give em to me. After I told him how much I HATE flowers!

I don't care who you are but, if you hate being given roses, you have no soul.
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Old 2009-01-05, 01:45
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sometimes i get really high and just put my headphones on and knit or crochet these really cool hats with pom poms and earflaps. they make awesome gifts for the ladies and yarn costs like $2 lol
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Old 2009-01-05, 02:31
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I don't care who you are but, if you hate being given roses, you have no soul.

I wouldn't say that. Different people like/dislike different things. Maybe she has good reasons for disliking
roses.

Ok so me and my ex got back together and i wanted to get her something small just
to show i care and all that. Shes a chill girl/laid back and pretty hot. In the past ive gotten(stolen) stuff
like necklaces and cool bracelets and shit. But ive ran out of ideas. It cant be anything that big or expensive.
Like around 50-60 dollars or less. But something with meaning. No dildos or shit in bags or anything like that
haha.

Here's where I would mention your genitalia, except i don't, because you made it too easy and it'd be poor
sportsmanship on my part.

vacuum cleaner
gym membership
diet pills
rohypnol

I don't care how many times I have seen it. It does NOT get old.



Women dig that shit.

Are you accusing women of being muckrakers?



On topic:

Op I would recommend that you ask your girlfriend what she wants. It's better than asking us because let's face
it, we don't really know what she likes.
 #15 
Old 2009-01-05, 02:34
Acolyte
 
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The ass blaster master.
 #16 
Old 2009-01-05, 18:18
satit satit is offline
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Lingerie
It's win-win
She gets something
And you get to see her where it while showing how much you care about her
 #17 
Old 2009-01-05, 18:24
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Quote:
Originally Posted by geezus666
vacuum cleaner
gym membership
diet pills
rohypnol




This.

Teaches her to clean, gets her fit, keeps her fit and when SHTF.
 
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