My gf has promised me a rare steak and a sloppy blowjob in late January as a thank you for Valentine's Day... Of course I can eat steak any time I want, and my girlfriend enjoys giving head, but there's something special about the combination of the two for one glorious celebration. Plus she's going to wear her sluttiest underwear and bright red lipstick. Is anyone else doing this as a man's version of Valentine's?

"Oooh look at me, I eat meat. I'm obviously more of a man than Chichi just because I regularly stuff processed carcass down my throat."

Queer.

Yeah dude. You know what they do to those poor cows? Not cool, man. Not cool.

But blowjobs on the other hand...

Fuck the cows.

Meat just makes me fucking vomit.

As a virgin I'm extremely jealous

No. If you want an awesome combo try peanuts and beer or a woman with another woman.

Or a 50-50 grind followed by a kickflip to nose manual.

That's just because you're a homo. Nothing wrong with you. Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. :)

Aren't you a girl?

Grow a pair.

I've gotta hand it to ya, that IS a pretty good combo.

Are you getting both at the same time?

Well if that's the case even his girlfriend is more of a man than you.

But blowjobs on the other hand...

you don't need your other hand, it's a blowjob.

Has anyone here tried combining the two pleasures of sex and food? I don't mean like licking chocolate off each other, I mean like a fucking sandwich or something.
In my head it goes similar to when George did it on Seinfeld, except we'd actually be having sex while I'm eating the sandwich. It'd be a chicken and bacon sandwich, maybe some mayo but white liquid probably isn't the best thing to ingest in that context.
Anyone else tried it\curious to try it?

are you suggesting eating a bacon cheddar ranch sandwich while having sex? because that would seem like an orgasm in your mouth as well as your dick

rare? ugh, I can't eat any form of steak or meat if its not well done. I prefer the charred taste.

This.:)

you should stuff the meat down your throat while you stuff you're meat down hers.

I'd short circuit and explode.

I knew you were a faggot.

Beer and sex is good. Done that a fair few times.

I blend all of the pills in my medicine cabinet into a slurry and drink it while having sex.

That could become too confusing. What if he accidentally switches the meats around and stuffs his meat down his throat while stuffing her prepared meat down her throat.

I don't mean like licking chocolate off each other, I mean like a fucking sandwich or something.
...
Anyone else tried it\curious to try it?

Brings back fond memories of a totsean fucking a bagel :D

Yeah dude. You know what they do to those poor cows? Not cool, man. Not cool.

That's what makes the cow taste so delicious. Fucking pussies, only new age queers don't eat meat.

I want a sammich now.
God dammit.

There's a Mr Bungle song about food sex.

Maybe you should talk to the steak/blowjob guy and arrange something.

I can't eat cow either. When I do eat meat, it has to be burned.

When I eat bacon, it ideally looks like the right half of the second piece from the top in this picture:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/140/367668027_a13eeb6ff5.jpg?v=0

In my head it goes similar to when George did it on Seinfeld, except we'd actually be having sex while I'm eating the sandwich.

"George, we're trying to have a civilization here!"

Somebody please explain how meat eating = maniless.

I say that manliness is defined by how much of a hard ass you are, not the food you eat. You're just trying to feel better about being a pussy outside of your dietary choices.




Example:

The Great Kahli (Vegetarian):

http://www.topnews.in/files/Khali.jpg

Chris Crocker (Meat eater):

http://www.scandalouscandice.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/28/chris_crocker_13_wenn184128.jpg


lol still not gettin it

http://www.silvercreekfd.com/images/Grilled_Steak.jpg

Vs

http://www.bfeedme.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/spring-salad-recipe-6-20-07.jpg

It's pretty simple. I celebrate Steak and blowjob day. I also expect beer. Nice beer.

If it's too big a request, fair enough, just don't expect anything special for valentines day.

Good point about the beer, but that's for later on I think. I like to flick through the paper in my post-blowjob chilled euphoria.

that's actually not that good of a combo....

this made me laugh

what would make it better is if you had the munchies / were still a little high while you were eating the sandwich and having sex too...

OP that is a pretty cool idea i must admit im getting turned on by it.

I've always liked the thought of fucking a squid for some reason.

*thread mash*
ARGH MINDFUCK!
Reading the other thread did put the thought in my head though. Props.

vegetarianism ftw.

vegetarianism ftw.

This.

You take your love for black meat a bit too far.

That's what makes the cow taste so delicious. Fucking pussies, only new age queers don't eat meat.

Vegetarians have bigger dicks. It's a fact.

Either refute my Chris Crocker argument or stfu

The exceptions that prove the rule.

Also, if you need further proof, I am posting this at the Internet cafe at Camp Pendleton, School of Infantry West(about as manly a place you can find). Nothing wrong with vegetables. Everyone can enjoy a nice salad, right before a grilled steak. That is, anyone worthy of being the product of our omnivorous evolution.

A nice rare steak and a blowjob sounds damn good to me.

We should eliminate money and instead use steak and blowjobs for global currency. They are at least to me, much more valuable. I haven't quite worked out how the Hindu's will like the new system but I'm sure they'll come around once they bite into that delicious, no longer holy animal while hordes of local 7-11 girls go to town on their hairy, unkempt, curry smelling balls only to immediately commit Sati as soon as the facial is finalized. Ya dig?

The Great Kahli (Vegetarian):

http://www.topnews.in/files/Khali.jpg

what the fuck is that

Life's not about you, faggot.

vegetarianism ftw.

nuh uh. Pesceterians do it better. :p Oh, and my straight, mechanic boyfriend says steak just detracts from the task at hand. National blow job day, maybe.

The Great Kahli (Vegetarian):

http://www.topnews.in/files/Khali.jpg


Not true.

Vegetarians have bigger dicks. It's a fact.



Aparently so do fags.

I see a connection between the two, do you?

Somebody please explain how meat eating = maniless.

I say that manliness is defined by how much of a hard ass you are, not the food you eat. You're just trying to feel better about being a pussy outside of your dietary choices.


Either way, you still fail.

what the fuck is that

Some sand nigger pro wrestler.

veganism ftw.

fix'd