Alright so i loved a girl.
bad move straight from the start. The worse news, she's my very close friend, and at the time i thought her my best friend.
Well I found out our feelings for each other were mutual, but she had to break up with her boyfriend first.
damnit.
well guess what, the she wont break up with him, fucking months pass. Until one day she decides to tell me something (well isnt that nice of her)
Apparantly at the age of 19 she met this banker who's 39, She goes on and on about how she likes to sex him so right then and there I say fuck it, or so i thought.
Right there and then the spark went away, and whatever attraction I had for her turned to spite, so I put all my efforts into getting away from her, first time i ever made an effort for anything really, I got myself into a college 12 hours away from her. Finally i could be happy.

then it happened again.

she called me, out of the blue, telling me she missed me. After that we had regular conversations via the internet discussing each other our relationships and eventually we came to realise that we still had feelings for each other, and she wanted to come and see me.

I think you can see where this is going.

So she comes to visit, and things are going ok, we hang out. Drink. I'm nervous as fuck but thats beside the point. So what do i do, i kiss her.


she kisses me back.


how great, so we start to talk, the topic of sex is brought up. She says she needs a few more drinks then we'll talk.



FUCK.




Upstairs we go, time to have a "chat".

I'll boil away the bullshit and give you a brief synopse

me- I want to have sex with you.

her-so you see me as a sex object.

me- don't be stupid I like you as a person, as well as sexually.

her- i want to have sex with you too, but i can't.

me- que?

her- I want to have a relationship with you, But you live too far away, I couldn't stand not being touched for four months

me- So what, (I haven't had sex in half a year god damnit) Can't we just have some casual sex?

her- no, because it would make it awkward between us.



WELL GUESS WHAT BITCH!
IT'S AWKWARD NOW!

so yeah, now I can't see her anything more than a walking bag of meat with great tits.

does this make me a bad person?

p.s. one of the schools i could have gone to is the one she went to, irony is delicious. Although I guess i made the far-away move for a reason, i just shouldn't have been so easily seduced by the idea of her. again.

Hahahhaaa Awesome.. +1

Buy a mac and find yourself a boyfriend. Seriously this is the sort of female crap no one needs.

I have no idea how to be a manly man jack. Hell I'm practically a lesbian.

As Iron Maiden said: "RUN TO THE HILLS!!!"

Thats pretty much the normal reaction when you straight up ask a girl to have sex. It's also the normal response when a girl "friend" finds out you want to have sex with them.

Girls love boys attention when the boys are friends, but as soon as the guy makes a move everything in their world gets fucked up.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sqv8UJc72SU

Women are by far the most difficult thing in life to understand for a man. Hell, I'll resort to cloning myself one day for reproduction if women still behave so godamn akward.

She didn't drink enough.

Girls love boys attention when the boys are friends, but as soon as the guy makes a move everything in their world gets fucked up.

yeah, major good point here.

I already realised it with this girl, but then she "baited the hook" what with her making inuendo and saying she'd come up.

Gah, what's the deal with women wanting men to be their diaries or whatever. Men don't have emotions like women. But women will never learn that.

This thread is awesome.

Do not get together with this girl. She will fuck you over. I will guarantee it.

Or...get together with her and do the long distance thing- if she will. Then cheat on her every single day. You go to a college 12 hours away, it would be easy.

Fuck her.

Post pics of the girl.

Post pics of the girl.


she's not bad looking. But she's put on moar weight as of late, another thing she likes to bitch to me about. (I am not a fucking diary)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/michelle-1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/whiteboyfalldown/michellestits.jpg

Post an early pic then.

Woah. Someone actually made a good thread.

*Gets all nicely dressed up and combs hair before entering*

Post an early pic then.

I just did.



on an additional note, i talked to her yesterday, via the interwebs, she wants me to come see her (at her college town) and I'm not to sure I want to go.
Though there is one reason I might, just to fuck on of her slutty friends i half met before.

on an additional note, i talked to her yesterday, via the interwebs, she wants me to come see her (at her college town) and I'm not to sure I want to go.
Though there is one reason I might, just to fuck on of her slutty friends i half met before.

Stop it man; she's toying you like that bitch did to Arquin. Women'll do that you.

Stop it man; she's toying you like that bitch did to Arquin. Women'll do that you.

The fact that everyone in S&A is convinced that all girls are lying, cheating whores could mean one of two things:

A) It's the truth.

B) All heartbroken people come to totse.

Go there, and indeed fuck one of her slutty friends


But, the bitch, look, if she really thought you are that fantastic, the distance would have been a minor issue
She's not worth it

And i'm not saying she can't prove otherwise, but i very strongly doubt she will

Turn up, tell her to shut up, then fuck her.

You don't tell em how you feel, let them have their own interpretations of how you feel about em; they'll try to turn you into the perfect bf if you act like an asshole as well.

Just grab her tits, and see what happen.
1. she likes it
2. She doesn't thus leaving you alone.

I just did.
I posted that before you edited the pics into your post.

I posted that before you edited the pics into your post.
actually i put two completely different pictures there by accident, i then had to upload 2 moar into photobucket and there ya go.

actually i put two completely different pictures there by accident, i then had to upload 2 moar into photobucket and there ya go.Ohhhhhh sureeeeee. I knew you were going to say that.

Ohhhhhh sureeeeee. I knew you were going to say that.

Go fuck a sheep you Guinea bastard.