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 #1 
Old 2009-01-02, 23:50
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Default Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Simple: get rid of the Americans.

American humour mainly revolves around shitty slap stick, and this is why SG is now shit. People are after instant lulz, rather than a thread building up to lulz like they used to.

So from now, deus-redux has vowed to ban any American posting in SG. We feel this will make the whole place better for everyone.

Thanks.
 #2 
Old 2009-01-02, 23:52
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Florida
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

yea? fuck you

go back to HB
 #3 
Old 2009-01-02, 23:54
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Great Britain
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by I_Keep_Cops_Employed
yea? fuck you

go back to HB


Banned.

-deus-
 #4 
Old 2009-01-02, 23:56
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Yeah, Including Jeff Hunter? I think that the Brit fags need to realize their guests on an American website, they must have forgotten.
 #5 
Old 2009-01-02, 23:57
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by Clover
Yeah, Including Jeff Hunter? I think that the Brit fags need to realize their guests on an American website, they must have forgotten.


Jeff Hunter doesn't post in SG enough. Read the details.
 #6 
Old 2009-01-02, 23:57
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Florida
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Banned.

-deus-

i lold.
again, fuck you
mods =/= gods
 #7 
Old 2009-01-02, 23:59
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Jeff Hunter doesn't post in SG enough. Read the details.
Sure he does. As much as anywhere else.
 #8 
Old 2009-01-03, 00:02
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Arkansas
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

All posts are routed through American servers. Therefore, you are technically an American poster. Suicide is the only way out.
 #9 
Old 2009-01-03, 00:18
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zay is gay
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Urgh.
 #10 
Old 2009-01-03, 00:25
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Urgh.

I know, the yanks make me sick too.
 #11 
Old 2009-01-03, 00:33
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Former HB mod.
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by Clover
Yeah, Including Jeff Hunter? I think that the Brit fags need to realize their guests on an American website, they must have forgotten.


Americans are colonizing guests on almost a whole fucking continent; doesn't stop them from running the place.
 #12 
Old 2009-01-03, 00:34
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Ontario canada
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by Idiosyncrasy
All posts are routed through American servers. Therefore, you are technically an American poster. Suicide is the only way out.


lol..
 #13 
Old 2009-01-03, 00:43
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Melbourne, Australia
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by reject
Simple: get rid of the Americans.

American humour mainly revolves around shitty slap stick, and this is why SG is now shit. People are after instant lulz, rather than a thread building up to lulz like they used to.

So from now, deus-redux has vowed to ban any American posting in SG. We feel this will make the whole place better for everyone.

Thanks.


This I agree with completely. American re-makes up tv shows are always shitty.
 #14 
Old 2009-01-03, 00:45
IDontLoveYou IDontLoveYou is offline
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Girls make fun of you behind your back and guys thank America, Ted Nugent, and Jesus that they aren't as ugly as you.

Go home!
 #15 
Old 2009-01-03, 00:46
Fetus-Smasher Fetus-Smasher is offline
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Ya, banish an entire culture of open speach/thought to help create "lulz" and "good" threads.
Yes, this can't fail.
 #16 
Old 2009-01-03, 01:02
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Interzone
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Stupid American Swine!

The only good comedian's to come out of there are Mel Brooks, Seinfeld and John Belushi
 #17 
Old 2009-01-03, 01:05
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Straya
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

You Americans simply don't understand complex British humour. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssc3zRlXq2k)
 #18 
Old 2009-01-03, 01:25
xxdeetsxx xxdeetsxx is offline
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

SG is now shit

I dont remember the time sg wasnt shit. Good point though.
 #19 
Old 2009-01-03, 01:27
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

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Originally Posted by I_Keep_Cops_Employed
yea? fuck you

go back to HB


This.

and

humor*

and

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/1/1e/Buzz_%28150_x_255%29.jpg
 #20 
Old 2009-01-03, 01:35
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Montana
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

I'm not all that bad :(
 #21 
Old 2009-01-03, 01:39
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http://inplacenews.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/miley-cyrus-myspace.jpg
 #22 
Old 2009-01-03, 01:40
peu4001 peu4001 is offline
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*waits for ban* Oh, thats right, brits have no real power.
 #23 
Old 2009-01-03, 02:12
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where the buffalo roam
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

no matter how totse is now, i REFUSE to let to degenerate into british `humor`. Agreed american humor is pretty shit, but wtf british humor WTF.

i will now let british humor speak for itself

MR BEAN WTF MONTY PYTHON WTF (although as a child i loved the holy grail but now its just dumb) WTF WTF WTF BENNY HILL WTF¨

lol even your bbc news is immature and full of stupid humor.

hahahahahha its all about canadian humor. (lol)
 #24 
Old 2009-01-03, 02:25
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Florida
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by infidelguy
no matter how totse is now, i REFUSE to let to degenerate into british `humor`. Agreed american humor is pretty shit, but wtf british humor WTF.

i will now let british humor speak for itself

MR BEAN WTF MONTY PYTHON WTF (although as a child i loved the holy grail but now its just dumb) WTF WTF WTF BENNY HILL WTF¨

lol even your bbc news is immature and full of stupid humor.

hahahahahha its all about canadian humor. (lol)


this.
the only time i ever put on bbc was as a kid looking to find tits on tv.
and bbc showed tits :D
but not anymore :(
so...... yea..
 #25 
Old 2009-01-03, 02:54
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Brits don't understand humor. Only humour.
 #26 
Old 2009-01-03, 03:12
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where the buffalo roam
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by nshanin
Brits don't understand humor. Only humour.


thats pure gold right there although im canadian i rarely use the u in any of the words (although i do write tre instead of ter (where applicable), and for the most part non of my teachers really care.
 #27 
Old 2009-01-03, 03:27
JustAnotherAsshole JustAnotherAsshole is offline
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Banned.

-deus-

I'm Canadian now.

Seriously though, as an American with a brain, I can say that most (80-90%) American humor sucks ass.

In this country, we have adults going to Jim Carrey (The guy who makes funny noises and faces for humor) movies and laughing their balls off at it.

On another note, instant-humor doesn't have to be completely retarded. Humor can be instant and clever at the same time.

Building up to the lulz is just another option.
 #28 
Old 2009-01-03, 03:27
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Toothlessjoe is a Brit
 #29 
Old 2009-01-03, 03:28
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I'm that man ->
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by nshanin
Brits don't understand humor. Only humour.


I have been waiting for a comment about this.

I think British/Canadian/Australian/<insert former colony here> comedians etc. are much funnier, the bigger pay off takes a better vocabulary and being able to follow stories though. It's also about the sort of stories they tell. This kind of humour is often called larykanisim and I prefer it over one shitty joke after another. Only british comic I have seen so far that I didn't like as much as some is Jimmy Carr (sp?) and even still he is better than a lot of people.

They also cover a wider range of events, they joke about stupid shit like the way some races talk but they also can get in to politics in a much deeper way in my opinion because they tend to know about more than just their own government.

I'm sure you will find many a political refer in "the chasers war on everything", not so much in "family guy".

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
http://www.nocleanfeed.com/
 #30 
Old 2009-01-03, 05:13
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Americans are colonizing guests on almost a whole fucking continent; doesn't stop them from running the place.
If, by janitorial work you mean running the place then I agree. You have no powers beyond modifying posts; very little compared to even the SMODS. And all SMODS and above are American.
 #31 
Old 2009-01-03, 05:36
ruckus ruckus is offline
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by Name's Taken
You Americans simply don't understand complex British humour. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssc3zRlXq2k)


fucking fail
 #32 
Old 2009-01-03, 06:35
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Planet Earth
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by reject
Simple: get rid of the Americans.

American humour mainly revolves around shitty slap stick, and this is why SG is now shit. People are after instant lulz, rather than a thread building up to lulz like they used to.

So from now, deus-redux has vowed to ban any American posting in SG. We feel this will make the whole place better for everyone.

Thanks.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_-li2VvV8
 #33 
Old 2009-01-03, 06:54
Acolyte
 
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

I'm Canadian so I'm safe, right?
 #34 
Old 2009-01-03, 07:28
ObsdianZ ObsdianZ is offline
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

I'm safe Cool.

Even though I rarely come into SG anymore. That may change if this plan flies.


*ObZ
 #35 
Old 2009-01-03, 07:35
face_smack360 face_smack360 is offline
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

:DI have been waiting for a comment about this.

I think British/Canadian/Australian/<insert former colony here> comedians etc. are much funnier, the bigger pay off takes a better vocabulary and being able to follow stories though. It's also about the sort of stories they tell. This kind of humour is often called larykanisim and I prefer it over one shitty joke after another. Only british comic I have seen so far that I didn't like as much as some is Jimmy Carr (sp?) and even still he is better than a lot of people.

They also cover a wider range of events, they joke about stupid shit like the way some races talk but they also can get in to politics in a much deeper way in my opinion because they tend to know about more than just their own government.

I'm sure you will find many a political refer in "the chasers war on everything", not so much in "family guy".

- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
http://www.nocleanfeed.com/

The Chasers war on everything FOR THE FUCKING WIN.
 #36 
Old 2009-01-03, 08:23
DA DA is offline
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by Name's Taken
You Americans simply don't understand complex British humour. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssc3zRlXq2k)


English humor is a man in a dress.

Like so:

http://buzznet-51.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users9/marc/doodah/man_in_a_dress_at_Doo_Dah--large-msg-1132609909-2.jpg

There we are.

(Although in no way am I implying that American humor is any better! Nooooo sir.)
{DA}
 #37 
Old 2009-01-03, 08:30
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Cascadia
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Yes, eurofag. It's true. We North Americans are inferior in every category imaginable and should be holocaust'd to the highest degree possible. Everyone knows that in Euroland, everybody is smart and sophisticated and totse-worthy. Cheers.


ohandthanksfornotincludingcanadians
 #38 
Old 2009-01-03, 09:53
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New Zealand
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

DEUS!

Still fapping away to the RK pass I gave you?
 #39 
Old 2009-01-03, 10:27
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totse
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Banned.

-deus-

deus-redux=Meta?
 #40 
Old 2009-01-03, 10:54
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Cascadia
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

deus-redux=Meta?

deus-redux=Meta=static_void=Zok=Jeff Hunter
 #41 
Old 2009-01-03, 11:22
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OPS 2A building 688-6911(b)
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

deus-redux=Meta=static_void=Zok=Jeff Hunter

I'm deus-redux.
 #42 
Old 2009-01-03, 12:55
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BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

Quote:
Originally Posted by infidelguy
no matter how totse is now, i REFUSE to let to degenerate into british `humor`. Agreed american humor is pretty shit, but wtf british humor WTF.

i will now let british humor speak for itself

MR BEAN WTF MONTY PYTHON WTF (although as a child i loved the holy grail but now its just dumb) WTF WTF WTF BENNY HILL WTF¨

lol even your bbc news is immature and full of stupid humor.

hahahahahha its all about canadian humor. (lol)


I hope you're not comparing last generations humor with this generations humor.

British humor is the shit these days.

Ever heard of Jimmy Carr? Best. Fucking. Comedian. Ever.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_8oaimyDpo

You know the office? The UK version is sheer brilliance. The US version is soooo fucking retarded. It is like its targeted at a brain-dead audience. Or the sketch show, one of the funest shows.... Until the US got their hands on it. Not only they repeated 95% of the old sketches, they way they re-made them was sooooooooo fucking lame.

Don't get me wrong, I don't live in the UK nor even a real big fan of them, but the US is far, far, far less funny.
 #43 
Old 2009-01-03, 13:04
CotDeath CotDeath is offline
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Default Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better

RE Americoms: Big Bang Theory is pretty funny. Or at least the first season was.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1244/1381413509_eb7b5a8862.jpg
 #44 
Old 2009-01-03, 16:58
steve-o13 steve-o13 is offline
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Americans are colonizing guests on almost a whole fucking continent; doesn't stop them from running the place.

lol, colon
 #45 
Old 2009-01-03, 23:12
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Right on brothers.
 
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