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| Spurious Generalities This is the general discussion and chat forum. People can discuss just about anything they want to in this area, providing it doesn't fit in one of the other forums and provided that it will bring conversation to the thread. |
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#1
 2009-01-02, 23:50
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Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Simple: get rid of the Americans.
American humour mainly revolves around shitty slap stick, and this is why SG is now shit. People are after instant lulz, rather than a thread building up to lulz like they used to.
So from now, deus-redux has vowed to ban any American posting in SG. We feel this will make the whole place better for everyone.
Thanks.
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#2
 2009-01-02, 23:52
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
yea? fuck you
go back to HB
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#3
 2009-01-02, 23:54
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by I_Keep_Cops_Employed
yea? fuck you
go back to HB
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Banned.
-deus-
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#4
 2009-01-02, 23:56
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Yeah, Including Jeff Hunter? I think that the Brit fags need to realize their guests on an American website, they must have forgotten.
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#5
 2009-01-02, 23:57
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by Clover
Yeah, Including Jeff Hunter? I think that the Brit fags need to realize their guests on an American website, they must have forgotten.
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Jeff Hunter doesn't post in SG enough. Read the details.
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#6
 2009-01-02, 23:57
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Banned.
-deus-
i lold.
again, fuck you
mods =/= gods
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#7
 2009-01-02, 23:59
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Jeff Hunter doesn't post in SG enough. Read the details.
Sure he does. As much as anywhere else.
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#8
 2009-01-03, 00:02
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
All posts are routed through American servers. Therefore, you are technically an American poster. Suicide is the only way out.
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#9
 2009-01-03, 00:18
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Urgh.
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#10
 2009-01-03, 00:25
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Urgh.
I know, the yanks make me sick too.
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#11
 2009-01-03, 00:33
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by Clover
Yeah, Including Jeff Hunter? I think that the Brit fags need to realize their guests on an American website, they must have forgotten.
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Americans are colonizing guests on almost a whole fucking continent; doesn't stop them from running the place.
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#12
 2009-01-03, 00:34
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by Idiosyncrasy
All posts are routed through American servers. Therefore, you are technically an American poster. Suicide is the only way out.
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lol..
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#13
 2009-01-03, 00:43
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Melbourne, Australia
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by reject
Simple: get rid of the Americans.
American humour mainly revolves around shitty slap stick, and this is why SG is now shit. People are after instant lulz, rather than a thread building up to lulz like they used to.
So from now, deus-redux has vowed to ban any American posting in SG. We feel this will make the whole place better for everyone.
Thanks.
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This I agree with completely. American re-makes up tv shows are always shitty.
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#14
 2009-01-03, 00:45
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Girls make fun of you behind your back and guys thank America, Ted Nugent, and Jesus that they aren't as ugly as you.
Go home!
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#15
 2009-01-03, 00:46
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Fetus-Smasher 
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Ya, banish an entire culture of open speach/thought to help create "lulz" and "good" threads.
Yes, this can't fail.
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#16
 2009-01-03, 01:02
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Stupid American Swine!
The only good comedian's to come out of there are Mel Brooks, Seinfeld and John Belushi
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#17
 2009-01-03, 01:05
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
You Americans simply don't understand complex British humour. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssc3zRlXq2k)
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#18
 2009-01-03, 01:25
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
SG is now shit
I dont remember the time sg wasnt shit. Good point though.
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#19
 2009-01-03, 01:27
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449 
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by I_Keep_Cops_Employed
yea? fuck you
go back to HB
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This.
and
humor*
and
http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/familyguy/images/1/1e/Buzz_%28150_x_255%29.jpg
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#20
 2009-01-03, 01:35
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
I'm not all that bad :(
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#21
 2009-01-03, 01:39
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449 
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
http://inplacenews.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/miley-cyrus-myspace.jpg
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#22
 2009-01-03, 01:40
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
*waits for ban* Oh, thats right, brits have no real power.
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#23
 2009-01-03, 02:12
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where the buffalo roam
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
no matter how totse is now, i REFUSE to let to degenerate into british `humor`. Agreed american humor is pretty shit, but wtf british humor WTF.
i will now let british humor speak for itself
MR BEAN WTF MONTY PYTHON WTF (although as a child i loved the holy grail but now its just dumb) WTF WTF WTF BENNY HILL WTF¨
lol even your bbc news is immature and full of stupid humor.
hahahahahha its all about canadian humor. (lol)
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#24
 2009-01-03, 02:25
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by infidelguy
no matter how totse is now, i REFUSE to let to degenerate into british `humor`. Agreed american humor is pretty shit, but wtf british humor WTF.
i will now let british humor speak for itself
MR BEAN WTF MONTY PYTHON WTF (although as a child i loved the holy grail but now its just dumb) WTF WTF WTF BENNY HILL WTF¨
lol even your bbc news is immature and full of stupid humor.
hahahahahha its all about canadian humor. (lol)
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this.
the only time i ever put on bbc was as a kid looking to find tits on tv.
and bbc showed tits :D
but not anymore :(
so...... yea..
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#25
 2009-01-03, 02:54
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Utah: Mountains, Mormons, Meth
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Brits don't understand humor. Only humour.
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#26
 2009-01-03, 03:12
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where the buffalo roam
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by nshanin
Brits don't understand humor. Only humour.
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thats pure gold right there although im canadian i rarely use the u in any of the words (although i do write tre instead of ter (where applicable), and for the most part non of my teachers really care.
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#27
 2009-01-03, 03:27
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Banned.
-deus-
I'm Canadian now.
Seriously though, as an American with a brain, I can say that most (80-90%) American humor sucks ass.
In this country, we have adults going to Jim Carrey (The guy who makes funny noises and faces for humor) movies and laughing their balls off at it.
On another note, instant-humor doesn't have to be completely retarded. Humor can be instant and clever at the same time.
Building up to the lulz is just another option.
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#28
 2009-01-03, 03:27
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With you. Behind a lead pipe.
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Toothlessjoe is a Brit
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#29
 2009-01-03, 03:28
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I'm that man ->
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by nshanin
Brits don't understand humor. Only humour.
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I have been waiting for a comment about this.
I think British/Canadian/Australian/<insert former colony here> comedians etc. are much funnier, the bigger pay off takes a better vocabulary and being able to follow stories though. It's also about the sort of stories they tell. This kind of humour is often called larykanisim and I prefer it over one shitty joke after another. Only british comic I have seen so far that I didn't like as much as some is Jimmy Carr (sp?) and even still he is better than a lot of people.
They also cover a wider range of events, they joke about stupid shit like the way some races talk but they also can get in to politics in a much deeper way in my opinion because they tend to know about more than just their own government.
I'm sure you will find many a political refer in "the chasers war on everything", not so much in "family guy".
- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
http://www.nocleanfeed.com/
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#30
 2009-01-03, 05:13
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Americans are colonizing guests on almost a whole fucking continent; doesn't stop them from running the place.
If, by janitorial work you mean running the place then I agree. You have no powers beyond modifying posts; very little compared to even the SMODS. And all SMODS and above are American.
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#31
 2009-01-03, 05:36
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by Name's Taken
You Americans simply don't understand complex British humour. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssc3zRlXq2k)
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fucking fail
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#32
 2009-01-03, 06:35
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by reject
Simple: get rid of the Americans.
American humour mainly revolves around shitty slap stick, and this is why SG is now shit. People are after instant lulz, rather than a thread building up to lulz like they used to.
So from now, deus-redux has vowed to ban any American posting in SG. We feel this will make the whole place better for everyone.
Thanks.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S_-li2VvV8
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#33
 2009-01-03, 06:54
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
I'm Canadian so I'm safe, right?
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#34
 2009-01-03, 07:28
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
I'm safe  .
Even though I rarely come into SG anymore. That may change if this plan flies.
*ObZ
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#35
 2009-01-03, 07:35
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face_smack360 
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
:DI have been waiting for a comment about this.
I think British/Canadian/Australian/<insert former colony here> comedians etc. are much funnier, the bigger pay off takes a better vocabulary and being able to follow stories though. It's also about the sort of stories they tell. This kind of humour is often called larykanisim and I prefer it over one shitty joke after another. Only british comic I have seen so far that I didn't like as much as some is Jimmy Carr (sp?) and even still he is better than a lot of people.
They also cover a wider range of events, they joke about stupid shit like the way some races talk but they also can get in to politics in a much deeper way in my opinion because they tend to know about more than just their own government.
I'm sure you will find many a political refer in "the chasers war on everything", not so much in "family guy".
- ♫.i.b.y.v.n.t.h.♫
http://www.nocleanfeed.com/
The Chasers war on everything FOR THE FUCKING WIN.
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#36
 2009-01-03, 08:23
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by Name's Taken
You Americans simply don't understand complex British humour. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssc3zRlXq2k)
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English humor is a man in a dress.
Like so:
http://buzznet-51.vo.llnwd.net/assets/users9/marc/doodah/man_in_a_dress_at_Doo_Dah--large-msg-1132609909-2.jpg
There we are.
(Although in no way am I implying that American humor is any better! Nooooo sir.)
{DA}
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#37
 2009-01-03, 08:30
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Yes, eurofag. It's true. We North Americans are inferior in every category imaginable and should be holocaust'd to the highest degree possible. Everyone knows that in Euroland, everybody is smart and sophisticated and totse-worthy. Cheers.
ohandthanksfornotincludingcanadians
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#38
 2009-01-03, 09:53
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
DEUS!
Still fapping away to the RK pass I gave you?
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#39
 2009-01-03, 10:27
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Banned.
-deus-
deus-redux=Meta?
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#40
 2009-01-03, 10:54
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
deus-redux=Meta?
deus-redux=Meta=static_void=Zok=Jeff Hunter
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#41
 2009-01-03, 11:22
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
deus-redux=Meta=static_void=Zok=Jeff Hunter
I'm deus-redux.
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#42
 2009-01-03, 12:55
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BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
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Originally Posted by infidelguy
no matter how totse is now, i REFUSE to let to degenerate into british `humor`. Agreed american humor is pretty shit, but wtf british humor WTF.
i will now let british humor speak for itself
MR BEAN WTF MONTY PYTHON WTF (although as a child i loved the holy grail but now its just dumb) WTF WTF WTF BENNY HILL WTF¨
lol even your bbc news is immature and full of stupid humor.
hahahahahha its all about canadian humor. (lol)
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I hope you're not comparing last generations humor with this generations humor.
British humor is the shit these days.
Ever heard of Jimmy Carr? Best. Fucking. Comedian. Ever.: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_8oaimyDpo
You know the office? The UK version is sheer brilliance. The US version is soooo fucking retarded. It is like its targeted at a brain-dead audience. Or the sketch show, one of the funest shows.... Until the US got their hands on it. Not only they repeated 95% of the old sketches, they way they re-made them was sooooooooo fucking lame.
Don't get me wrong, I don't live in the UK nor even a real big fan of them, but the US is far, far, far less funny.
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#43
 2009-01-03, 13:04
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
RE Americoms: Big Bang Theory is pretty funny. Or at least the first season was.
Anyway, back to the topic at hand:
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1244/1381413509_eb7b5a8862.jpg
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#44
 2009-01-03, 16:58
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Americans are colonizing guests on almost a whole fucking continent; doesn't stop them from running the place.
lol, colon
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#45
 2009-01-03, 23:12
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Re: Deus-redux and me have come up with a fool proof plan to make SG better
Right on brothers.
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