So I was watching the bowflex commerical last night. And it seemed like it was some cross subimnal adverting with sexual implications.

First the commerical starts off with three people saying size matters and then the fourth and so on cover it up by saying size matters in your biceps. So I'm like whatever fuck it but then at the in they do the size matters shit 1 last time and in the last scene the bowflex is in the bedroom but its all the way in the corner and the bed that's up the majority of the shot. And this guy is telling me size matters.

Discuss

you are lacking a motive, why would bowflex care about penis size?

Your conspiracy is most likely a coincidence because they are talking about 'size matters' in regards to muscle size. or maybe the bedroom shot was included to allude to sex, which would make people think about sex and being more attractive by working out, thus buying a bowflex.

most likely bowflex are just trying to sell a machine to make bigger muscles, and that's it. unless you can figure out why bowflex inc. would want to brainwash people into believing penis size matters.

all work outs and exercise machines are marketed with a sexual connotation to influence people to buy one. it is a conspiracy but not one that kills you.

I always thought "size matters" always had some sort of penile implications. The Bowflex really isn't THAT compact. The other Bowflex commercials about the 50 year old grandmother and the bald rockstar guy were about the performance of the machine and their ability to stay in shape. While this Bowflex commercial is mostly about size and not really about exercise.

Reminds me of the Extenze boner pills ad with Ron Jeremy, where they keep saying things like "Size matters," and "that certain part of the male anatomy."