Ok, so i've heard a lot of ideas and none sound any good. Last year the seniors at my school went and camped out in the parking lot....nuff said. Does anybody have any good ideas??

Cows can go upstairs but not down... You do the math.

cows can go upstairs but not down... You do the math.



wtf??

He means that a cow will allow itself to be led up a flight of stairs, but not down one. So, if you can get a cow (unlikely), you can sneak it into your school and lead it up several flights of stairs.

This plan is easily foiled if your school has an elevator. Or if you don't live in the boondocks where cows are easily available.

make a giant concrete penis and put it where staff park their cars. Or in front of the main entrance.

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like that, but really big.

If you live in a multicultural hell hole much like me, you can get a couple of live roosters in a hallal butcher for $25 a peace

A rooster will fit into a jansport backpack easily, two is pushing it but works anyway

Let em rip in a hallway 1min before the bell. Scramble duck unzip and run. Ditch the backpack it will smell like shit.

They will find their way out of the bags

:)

This.

Or better yet, molotov everything.

Or better yet, molotov everything.

Dammit. I was so going to post that.

During the night before your last day, mow a giant penis into the sports field, and pour salt and all sorts of weed killer and poison over it so nothing grows back.

Make it big enough to see it from Google Earth.

Man I spilled my drink all over.

Plaster is also good, and it also comes in 50lb bags. It's easier to mix. That penis I posted might actually be plaster (it looks more like it.)

Pour glitter on the track (you have no idea how long it would take/hard it would be for them to get that shit out), then take blow up penises and put em all over campus

Put some shit in the ventilation so the whole place reeks. There's some chemical in most high school chem labs that stinks like a motherfucker in pretty small proportions.

Buteric Acid?

Or something its like rotting butter produces an extremly foul smell and is easily spread.

im a freshman but what we did for the fuck of it was steal alot of mecury from the lab and put it in a beaker and when there was a huge assembly we threw the beakers all over so there was a huge panic once they found out what it was and the school blocked off that area

most of my classes were there so i didnt have a few classes for a few days

That's not a prank. That's more like terrorism.

Buteric Acid?

Or something its like rotting butter produces an extremly foul smell and is easily spread.


Like...rotting butter?

Pour glitter on the track (you have no idea how long it would take/hard it would be for them to get that shit out), then take blow up penises and put em all over campus

The glitter/track is a great idea. However, i say put it on the football field too, or instead. Harder to get out. You can at least sweep off a track.

Last year the senior prank was to super glue every door lock in the building and zip tie all of the lockers shut. My school had about 200 classrooms and 5000 lockers. They also threw squid above the drop ceiling over this one asshole teacher's room. Three rednecks orchestrated the stunt and the rest of the senior class was pissed because it was so fucking stupid.

If you go with the concrete idea, you should drill holes in the pavement and epoxy rebar into them, and through the concrete. Assuming it has enough time to cure, it'll be nearly impossible to remove.

if you live in farm country (like i did) then there are a few things you can do. the first an lamest would be to simply block off the doors/parking lot with bales of hay.

another tried an true prank is to take 3 farm animals (like chickens) an put shirts on them 1,2, and 4. then let them loose in the halls the night before (you will need to find a way into the building, usually a teacher or janitor wont mind you boring a key)

another good one (once you get inside the building) is to line the hall ways with dixie cups full of water


for the day all seniors should be armed with a water pistol. all seniors also should eat lunch outside, preferably a BBQ.

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im a freshman but what we did for the fuck of it was steal alot of mecury from the lab and put it in a beaker and when there was a huge assembly we threw the beakers all over so there was a huge panic once they found out what it was and the school blocked off that area

most of my classes were there so i didnt have a few classes for a few days

Yeah, that's fucked up. Something that risks people's lives is not a prank, like someone else said, it's terrorism.

Arson

shitloads of superglue in locks is good. so is paint all over windows and cars and shit. also try throwing rape alarms into classrooms lol.