The presenter is such a dick.

One of those people you want to strangle to death, Jason Bourne style.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJEKqI1e714

I wonder how effective ShamWOW's are with cleaning up pools of blood.

They are actually pretty good at cleaning up blood but it gets stained. You can always do what the cops do to clean up blood. They use coca-cola. They carry a 2 liter bottle of it in there trunk.

I don't know about him being a "dick" but he's definitely creepy and annoying.

"Cut it in half, now you have TWO!!!"""

http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/shamwow-c64659.html

http://www.measuredup.com/company/Shamwow-3117

More like Scam Wow.

I hope he gets slowly strangled to death by his own shitty product. In fact, I will pay someone 19.95$ to do this.

I will buy anything from this guy..

He does the commercials in Spanish, too. Why did they think this would be effective? Couldn't they get a native spanish speaker? Would most white americans buy anything from a hispanic guy speaking english with a thick, thick accent? No, and most spanish speakers wouldn't buy anything from this annoying white guy trying to speak spanish.

lol i see this commercial on tv all the time, hes not as bad as the oxy clean guy though.

The Oxyclean guy is way better at making sales. Yelling everything makes you more convincing :)

But seriously, I'd buy anything from him.

Spanish version lol. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZxyqMrb0uU

He sounds like an american trying to speak spanish but also trying to sound like a baby at the same time.

Since when has the effectiveness of shammys been disputed? They've been around for ages; this guy just decided to cash in late, I suppose.

This guy's hilarious. Always makes me laugh when I'm watching TV late at night while stoned. "You know the Germans always make good stuff!" Still, I'd also love to strangle this ridiculous human being.

Ex-Scientologist, as well.

Those fucking commercials suck
Everytime i see one i want to chuck the remote at my tv

I agree that host is a fucking dick and annoying as hell

you are crazy that dude is funny. That shamwow looks cool as shit to soak up the blood from your asshole

I fucking want one of these mother fuckers, last me a good ten years of cum loads... damn socks crusting up on me every week...

Can I get four equal installments?

You follow me cameraguy?

Can I get four equal installments?

You cheap fuck

If all they did was switch up the wording to WOW!Sham, do you think people would still buy the product? Do they honestly think they can fool us? I suppose so, because they do all the time.

All sorts of inventions that have been advertised over the years are what people would call "weird", like the implantation of dog testicles in males in order to reduce sloth. So, now instead of Americans buying things that are "strange" and probably don't work, they buy things that are pretty "normal" that they know don't work.

We've come a long ways.

They Germans make good stuff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lwfFMy2Y0Y

he looks a little off in his face...like he might have mild tourettes or something.

His ticks are entire shamwow commercials, he goes around all day shouting 'you following me camera guy?!'

The left side of his face is paralyzed. Just watch him at you'll notice, he wears that headset to try and hide it.

that actually looks like a pretty remarkable product.

I wonder if ShamWow is remarkable enough to soak up my semen as effectively as Azure's mother.

He's actually marketing another product now called The Slap Chop (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rUbWjIKxrrs)

So we are probably going to being seeing a lot more of him.

The left side of his face is paralyzed. Just watch him at you'll notice, he wears that headset to try and hide it.

you mean the right side of his face? he wears the headset on the right side.

if aaron eckhart had died instead of heath ledger, this guy could replace him as two face in the next batman movie.

I aspire to be this man. But yes, he does look enjoyable to strangle.

The ShamWOW guy vs Billy Mays.

Mays would defeat him. His beard has magical powers.

Oxy clean guy is a gay bear. This guy is one of those new york city street hustlers with the paper cups and object under them trick.:D

If you really want to piss people off, make your online handle in games "billy mays"