Who got vagina in the new year? Not me. I whacked it earlier though.

Whos expecting better sex this year?

Happy New Year to you too!

I've got myself a lady who I intend to see in a few days :) I can't wait!

Happy New Year may all get some nice sex in except ripstick we are still watching you :) sorry girl.

Well, I spent the early hours of the morning telepathically convincing my best friend that I didn't want to have sexual relations with him.

Happy fucking new year to you to.

I can't even look at the screen properly cause the speed is still going

My bitch ditched me. I'm only still with her for free tickets to a show on the 11th....but for some reason it still makes me sad. Weird

happy new year!! woo

Didn't wanna call it too soon but yea. No sex in 08. Looking better in 09 though, compared to last year around this time.

Ok, no more, just kinda set in just now and I felt kinda shitty. now, not so much. i'm gonna finish off the beer from tonight.. ok...

just made a thread just like this. oh well, happy new years, mine was amazing i was in the car in downtown dallas, and bam, the radio announced the new year then bam. fireworks over the skyline. fuckin beautiful. NYE is always built up too much for me though, i've only had one truly badass new years.

ok anyway, happy new year hope 09 will be better for everyone, 09 is gonna be a great year for me, Shit!

edit: what the FUCK happene.

edit; oh

No sex for me. :(

I will go jack off in a closet though.... What a depressing start to the new year.

In a closet? WTF?

Anyway, no pussy here. Didn't even party. Oh well, Happy New Year anyway to everyone.

Eh not as depressing as my New Year's Eve. I called up my friend asking for directions to the place we were going to party at. He told me he'd call back in a minute. I didn't hear back from him and couldn't get ahold of him. The bastard must've already passed out. So I sat at home for five hours. :(

Eh not as depressing as my New Year's Eve. I called up my friend asking for directions to the place we were going to party at. He told me he'd call back in a minute. I didn't hear back from him and couldn't get ahold of him. The bastard must've already passed out. So I sat at home for five hours. :(

At least you got invited.

At least you got invited.

Shit mang next year I'll invite you so you feel better. :)

Shit mang next year I'll invite you so you feel better. :)

Thanks, I do feel better.Or that could be the Valium.

<Starts Countdown clock>

Eh not as depressing as my New Year's Eve. I called up my friend asking for directions to the place we were going to party at. He told me he'd call back in a minute. I didn't hear back from him and couldn't get ahold of him. The bastard must've already passed out. So I sat at home for five hours. :(

Honey that's so sad. But don't worry I drank enough for us both, even though I don't know you I'll still tell people I had a couple drinks for you.

Honey that's so sad. But don't worry I drank enough for us both, even though I don't know you I'll still tell people I had a couple drinks for you.

Hah thanks, but it'd be odd to tell people you had drinks with Transparent. The name's Andrew.

Hah thanks, but it'd be odd to tell people you had drinks with Transparent. The name's Andrew.

Okay Andrew then... I'm... ripstick.

Okay Andrew then... I'm... ripstick.

Lol @ pwning

Okay Andrew then... I'm... ripstick.

Ok. Well...Ripstick rolls off the tongue well...

Could you imagine what a date with Zok would be like?

I can just see him turning up in a 1967 Eldorado (http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/03/cadillac/image/1967_eldorado.jpg) and you can hear him coming from 2 blocks away playing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYba6bt4aA).

Who got vagina in the new year?

Me. :)

Not yet, my guy ditched me. Also, our New Year's resolution is to not have unprotected sex and we're out of condoms.

Could you imagine what a date with Zok would be like?

I can just see him turning up in a 1967 Eldorado (http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/03/cadillac/image/1967_eldorado.jpg) and you can hear him coming from 2 blocks away playing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chYba6bt4aA).

What does that mean? Are you trying to say that he's rich or what? It looks like a good/expensive car.

Not yet, my guy ditched me.

Around New Year?

That's like cruelty...against the cute.

What does that mean? Are you trying to say that he's rich or what? It looks like a good/expensive car.



Around New Year?

That's like cruelty...against the cute.

Yep, instead he went to a party and got hounded the whole night about where his badass girlfriend was and ended up leaving early. And now he has a hangover and wants me to alleviate that by smoking my stash with him. HA. Just kidding, my weed is his weed but its all good because he's about to come over and watch Saw 4 with me. :)

*Sits down and ponders this for a second or two*

Technically, no.

But tomorrow night I've got plans to enjoy an excessive amount of alcohol, fancy lingerie, and sex, and then still be around for breakfast (score!). I hope it works out because I am very, very excited.

hooooray happy new year
i had the chance of pussy, but rejected it
alcohol makes you do fucked up shit