I just think it tastes awful, my girlfriend gives me head, and a few times i've tried eating her out, but it doesnt really last over 30 seconds.

any tips or tricks to avoid it?

do vegetarians really taste better?

Never met a cunny I didn't like the taste of but to answer your other question, vegetarians taste stronger than omnivores and they also tend to fart (bum)more while you're down on them (its the high fibre diet).

^this^ and i don't know try to take a breff mint see if that takes the taste away

i guess im just not into the salty taste... maybe wiping it down will help...

you are pathetic just stop having sex until you're at least 17

I never got over my fear of going down on my girlfriend. :(

There's absolutely nothing wrong with not wanting to go down on your girlfriend...







...unless you like getting blowjobs.

It's rarely a one way street, kid. You best do your part if you want yours.


Oh and soap and water? Has she never heard of it?

^^^these last two.

And I don't like it. I don't dislike it that much, but I sure as fuck don't like it. Learn to finish her fast.

it can be a one way street.
and also, its not like she's going to want to just "wash" all of the juices she's built up in her vagina just so you can give her head. that's crazy. If she's turned on- that's what you'll have to live with.

and also, its not like she's going to want to just "wash" all of the juices she's built up in her vagina just so you can give her head. that's crazy. If she's turned on- that's what you'll have to live with.

Well he did say she tasted awful, that's a bit different. I don't know, maybe the OP thinks his girlfriend tastes awful because he's a flaming homosexual, or maybe that bitch has some yeast and he's not a qualified baker.

I've never went down on a girl that smelled or tasted unpleasant but if I did/do I think I would say something. Ya know, I would constructively criticize her genitalia and a shower would be in her near future. I mean you ladies wouldn't go down on a foul, rank, musty, pair of balls would ya?

This.

Shit do something to spice it up like the lube you can get at Spencers that has a strong taste to it so your not grossed out. Perhaps get messy with some Hershey's syrup. Shit works when your desperate.

Well he did say she tasted awful, that's a bit different. I don't know, maybe the OP thinks his girlfriend tastes awful because he's a flaming homosexual, or maybe that bitch has some yeast and he's not a qualified baker.

I've never went down on a girl that smelled or tasted unpleasant but if I did/do I think I would say something. Ya know, I would constructively criticize her genitalia and a shower would be in her near future. I mean you ladies wouldn't go down on a foul, rank, musty, pair of balls would ya?

this. but i am a girl. So i would definitely tell the guy i planned to go down on that he better not be rank cause i make sure that i never am.
have some respect for hygiene. just tell your girlfriend you don't like it and maybe you guys can come up with a compromise. don't be an idiot and think with your fucking brain.

Fuck no, I love it...god I miss it.

that wont work, flavored lube. u can get it at walmart or spencers at the mall. and to the vegetarian thing, no, but a girl that eats alot of friuts tastes a lil sweeter.

Just don't breathe in through your nose and you can't taste a thing.

yeah, stop breathing! that's a great idea!

yeah, stop breathing! that's a great idea!

breathing though your mouth, have you heard of it fool?

How about grow the fuck up and do it because she likes it. It's all a part of life. And tastes to change over time.

haha the good ole nose clip.

both you get in the shower and tell her to hose her snatch out. then you can go down on her.

I'm not a big fan of eating pussy either, but try having a shower with her, she stand and you go down and try it, washes it out as you go.

Strap a soapy sponge to your face when you go down.

As everyone's said, just make sure she showers and washes (but not too thoroughly). So long as you go down on her relatively soon after she's washed, there shouldn't be a problem, unless she's a sweaty fat bitch.

as long as they're not fat and have chicken grease when you spread the legs I have no problems with going down on a girl.


Unless of course if they aren't shaven I ain't going near that shit, I don't want a toothbrush full of pubes in the morning.

I always enjoyed some menstral soup during a nice vampire style session. I think I made a thread about it.

Make your woman clean herself or something if it tastes bad. Or shove a jolly rancher or hard candy up in there.

True have her douche then add some flavored lube = problem solved.

This.

thats disgusting.. and i thought my problem was bad..

anyways, thanks for the help, i gave it another taste last night, and it wassnt that bad, but i cant say i enjoy it as much as she does.

Some of you really are pussies when it comes to pussies. I'd rather she hadn't washed for a couple of days down there, least then she tastes of her and not soap.

it can be a one way street.
and also, its not like she's going to want to just "wash" all of the juices she's built up in her vagina just so you can give her head. that's crazy. If she's turned on- that's what you'll have to live with.

My wife has a phobia in which she MUST clean those out before intercourse or otherwise.

I personally don't care though

shit how does that help? i mean yeah cleaning is good but as soon as you start going shes gonna get wet and then the taste is back. not like it bothers me though i love doing it.

If you don't like the taste of your girlfriend it might mean either she has a shitty diet, you're not genetically compatible, or you're just a pussy. I leave the choice up to you.

I went down on my girl for the first time the other night. It was the first time I've ever done it I've come to the conclusion that either she has an awesome vag or some guys are huge pussys when it comes to taste. I didnt mind it at all and liked how it drove it crazy.

i went down on my girl for the first time the other night. It was the first time i've ever done it i've come to the conclusion that either she has an awesome vag or some guys are huge pussys when it comes to taste. I didnt mind it at all and liked how it drove it crazy.

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