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Politics: Left, Right, and Center National, state, regional, and local politics. Who's doing what to whom, and what you can do about it. How-to-get-action messages are encouraged. "How the government fucked up my life" stories are encouraged. Sharing new methods for cheating on taxes is encouraged. Sample "letters to congresscritters" are encouraged. Apathy and "I can't do anything" posts are discouraged. Left, right, centrist, or any other form of political-economic systems are all up for discussion. Be prepared to defend yourself, or at least have a good line of bullshit ready. Extensive quoting of economists and philosophers is frowned upon. We want to hear what YOU have to say, not what some constipated, impotent, dead guy dreamt up while suffering from the DT's over a hundred years ago thought.

 
 
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Old 2008-12-31, 06:13
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Exclamation so we have 51 states now?

including kenya i mean? nobody is trying to hide the fact that obama was born there other than obama himself. so what gives? is it part of the U.S. now? just what we needed, more niggers

well we have to make special rules for niggers to have an unfair advantage over me, why should politics be any different?
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Old 2008-12-31, 08:04
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Penis enlargement procedures (sometimes euphemistically referred to as "male enhancement procedures" in spam email and television advertisements) are techniques alleged to make the human penis larger. These procedures range from manual exercises to devices and medical interventions, with reports of successes and failures around the world, but while some are known to be hoaxes, there is no popularly known scientific proof about their effectiveness in general.
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1 Surgical methods
1.1 Penis enlargement (length) surgery
1.2 Inflatable implants
2 Self-applied methods
2.1 Cosmetic
2.2 Pills
2.3 Penis pump
2.4 Jelqing and clamping
2.5 Stretching and hanging
3 See also
4 References
[edit]Surgical methods

Surgical techniques used for penis lengthening (enhancement phalloplasty) and penis widening (girth enhancement) have been in the urologic literature for many years. In a study conducted at St. Peter's Andrology Centre and Institute of Urology, in London, it was determined that most patients who underwent penis-lengthening surgery were unsatisfied with the results.[1]
[edit]Penis enlargement (length) surgery
Approximately one-third to one-half of the penis is inside the body, and is internally attached to the undersurface of the pubic bone. Penis lengthening involves the release of the fundiform ligament and the suspensory ligament that attaches the two erectile bodies to the pubic bone (ligamentolysis). The suspensory ligament makes the penis arch under the pubic bone. Release of this ligament allows the penis to protrude on a straighter path, further outward to give a longer physical appearance.[citation needed] With the penis on stretch, the ligament is divided close to the pubic bone until all midline attachments have been freed. Once these ligaments have been cut, part of the penile shaft (usually held within the body) drops forward and extends out, enlarging the penis by 20-30 mm (0.78-1.18 in.). After surgery, part of the postoperative treatment includes stretching of the penis to prevent the severed suspensory ligament from healing shorter than it was previously. The article "Penile Suspensory Ligament Division for Penile Augmentation: Indications and Results" discussed the subject.[2] According to Nim Christopher, a urologist at St. Peter's Andrology Center in London, among men who have had the surgery, "the dissatisfaction rate was in excess of 70 percent".
Real penile lengthening (i.e.; lengthening of corporal bodies vs. ligamentolysis) is not a routine and safe procedure because of high risk of losing the ability to have an erection. It can be done safely only in patients with erectile dysfunction or Mb Peyronies concomitantly with implantation of penile prosthesis. The world's leading urologists specializing in the field of penis enlargement surgery use only ligamentolysis, liposuction of the pubic area, and skin redistribution. They state clearly that surgeons can only expose the penis more outside the body with especially visible results in obese patients and ones with different deformities of penile skin where the penis is layered.
As a result penile surgery is strongly discouraged in all patients with normal, functional penises getting penis enlargements surgery, and is encouraged only for men born with a congenital abnormality, who have suffered an injury, or who have severe erectile dysfunction.[citation needed]
[edit]Inflatable implants
A further method is to replace the two corpora cavernosa with inflatable penile implants. This is performed primarily as a therapeutic surgery for men suffering from complete impotence; an implanted pump in the groin or scrotum can be manipulated by hand to fill these cylinders from an implanted reservoir in order to achieve an erection. The replacement cylinders are normally sized to be direct replacements for the corpus cavernosa, but larger ones can be implanted.
One advantage to this surgery is that an erection can be created whenever desired, for as long as is desired and as firm as desired. The major negative to it is that this surgical procedure can never be reversed.
[edit]Self-applied methods

No scientific research supports the use of any nonsurgical method to enlarge the penis, and no reputable medical society endorses penis-enlargement surgery performed for purely cosmetic reasons.[3]
[edit]Cosmetic
Rather than attempt to change the actual size of the penis, one may make it appear bigger, by trimming the pubic hair or by losing weight, which may be of particular use if one is overweight.
[edit]Pills
"Penis enlargement pills" or ointments are commonly offered over the Internet. Analyses performed by Flora Research of California and by the University of Maryland have uncovered harmful contaminants in a number of "penis enlargement" pills. Contaminants found included mold, yeast, dangerous E. coli bacteria, pesticides, and lead.[4] Dr. Michael Donnenberg of the University of Maryland has described herbal pills marketed as having "heavy fecal contamination", possibly from animals grazing near the plants harvested for herbal ingredients.[5] There may however be a placebo effect i.e. a psychological effect of making the user think he has a larger penis, and increasing his confidence, when there is no actual change to his penis size.[6]
[edit]Penis pump
A penis pump is a cylinder that is fitted over the penis, with a manual or motorized pump to create suction. As the apparatus creates a vacuum around the penis, blood is drawn into the penis, helping it to become engorged. As vacuum increases, the difference between the inner blood-pressure and the pump pressure increases as well; excessive pressure causes vascular damage rather than a harder penis.


A penis pump with a translucent cylinder
Penis pumps, usually described in this context as vacuum pumps, have use in conventional treatment of impotence. The pump itself is essentially as described above, although often made to higher standards of quality with a much higher price, and arrangements for distribution by suppliers of medical equipment.
Flexible compression rings, commonly called cock rings, can be added. Fitted on the open end of the cylinder, then an erection is created by pumping. Then the rings are pushed by hand onto the base of the erect penis before releasing the vacuum. This restricts blood flow, enabling the erection to be held even in the presence of problems of the vascular or nervous system which would otherwise lead to immediate loss of erection. In the best circumstances erections can be maintained for a considerable time, but manufacturers' literature recommends that, for safety, rings should be removed after no more than 30 minutes. Having rough sex can also result in the bursting of a blood vessel.[citation needed]
Pumping must be done very carefully to avoid injury. Over-enthusiastic pumping can burst blood vessels and form blisters. In some cases the testicles can be unexpectedly pulled into the cylinder and cause severe pain and injury[citation needed]. It is also believed that the rim of the cylinder can cut into the skin and over time cause damage to the ligaments surrounding the penis. Impatiently pumping without reading explanatory material can produce too much suction (any pressure lower than 10 torr/1,333 Pa)[citation needed] and cause permanent injury. Attempts at using vacuum cleaner units for this purpose have resulted in severe injury as the machine produces far too much suction.
However, scientists Graham Rutherford and Anne Henke have also undertaken significant research in this area, being funded by some of the major names in sexual pleasure toys, such as Anne Summers. Mild pumping has led to the strengthening of penis muscles and also, for psychosomatic reasons, has lead to decreased masturbatory rates in later life.[7]
In August 2006, Oklahoma district court judge Donald Thompson was sentenced to four years in prison for exposing himself and using a penis pump while presiding over various court cases, including several murder cases. [8]
Penis pumps are also used for masturbation.[citation needed]
[edit]Jelqing and clamping

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Jelqing is a method intended to enlarge the penis by increasing the blood pressure in the penis, with the goal of permanently increasing the maximum erect size of the penis. This technique, also called "milking", involves wrapping the thumb and index finger around the penis while semi-erect and repeatedly drawing them away from one's body to force blood into the glans, thus encouraging more vascularity in the corpus cavernosa and associated tissues. Whether jelqing actually works or not is a subject of controversy.
Risks that exist from this exercise are: burst blood vessels, sometimes causing bleeding from the urethra (which can lead to infection and other complications if not taken care of), and temporary erectile dysfunction.
There are many products (tools, instructions, etc.) that one can buy; however, much of what they offer (instructions) is available on forums and free websites.
Jelqing is typically preceded by a warm-up with a hot compress on the genitals, and concluded the same way.
Clamping is a technique that uses a constricting device, such as a shoe string, cable clamp, or a tight cock ring. The clamp is firmly tied, clamped, or put, respectively, on the base of the erect penis while "edgeing" (extended masturbation) with a firmly erect penis. Extreme caution should be used to prevent permanent damage to the tissue, and never use a metal cock ring, as they can become impossible to manually remove due to trapped blood i.e. engorging of the penis.
[edit]Stretching and hanging

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Stretching consists of attaching a penis stretcher or "extender" device to the penis for set periods of time. The device exerts a constant traction on the penis, which, in theory, lengthens and widens the penis. The traction supposedly causes the cells in the penis to "split" and then reform and expand. Whether or not penis extenders actually work is subject to debate - much like all methods of penis enlargement.
Hanging is perhaps the oldest self-applied method of penis enlargement, with evidence suggesting it was practiced by certain African tribes as long as 2000 years ago. Weight hanging consists of attaching a device (usually a rope or a strap) that grips the glans or just behind the glans and allows a weight to be suspended for specific amount of time.
The idea behind weight hanging is to stretch the Tunica Albuginea and other various tissues of the penis. The general effect is to elongate the penis, although widening can also occur. Weight hanging, however, can also carry serious risks, which include nerve damage, chronic pain, scarring, and impotence.
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Old 2008-12-31, 08:13
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Old 2008-12-31, 08:48
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No we don't. We have 58. Obama said so.

And I'm so tired of this Kenya thing. I really don't care if someone not born a citizen becomes president. That law is stupid anyway.

And if we do find out that Obama was born in Kenya and he is still allowed to be president, that will pave the way for Schwarzenegger/Palin 2012.
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Old 2008-12-31, 14:05
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No we don't. We have 58. Obama said so.

And I'm so tired of this Kenya thing. I really don't care if someone not born a citizen becomes president. That law is stupid anyway.

And if we do find out that Obama was born in Kenya and he is still allowed to be president, that will pave the way for Schwarzenegger/Palin 2012.
::shudders at the thought::
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Old 2009-01-04, 03:14
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well we have to make special rules for niggers to have an unfair advantage over me, why should politics be any different?
Most humans have an unfair advantage over a simple cunt such as yourself. This probably makes you angry and retard strong. It just sucks that you are so fucking stupid you can only take this anger out on a group of people who happen to be color coded for your retarded ass.

I would love to call your mother and tell her that when she shoves a coat hanger inside herself whilst pregnant and then has the baby anyway, it would be best if she held it underwater till the bubbles stop coming up.

I would present you as evidence to help make this case to her of course.

Take your time re-reading this post as much as you have to, and don't be afraid to ask questions to make sure you get the words right. If you get a headache, take a nap, and try reading some later.

When you think you have absorbed as much as you can inside that squash you call a brain, feel free to respond. I will be patient so long as your not one of them retards who shits in his hand and throws it.
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Old 2009-01-15, 04:14
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including kenya i mean? nobody is trying to hide the fact that obama was born there other than obama himself. so what gives? is it part of the U.S. now? just what we needed, more niggers

well we have to make special rules for niggers to have an unfair advantage over me, why should politics be any different?
Whoa! Is no one going to point out the bullshit in this statement?
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