Hey everyone,

A girl I love very much asked me to make a toast on New Year's Eve. Problem is that she more or less broke my heart and I want to the toast to reflect that. I need it to be subtle because there will be a lot of people there, but I still want to make her feel what she did.

I've been going through Irish drinking toasts, and some of them are pretty good, but are too short, I won't get away with a four line toast. I've been trying to sift through song lyrics and poems as well, but I have had no luck whatsoever.

I'm looking for something along the lines of this (but longer, of course):

"Here's to those who love us,
and here's to those who don't;
a smile to those who are willing to,
and a tear for those who won't!"

Does anybody have any ideas? Really, anything would be appreciated, I'm getting pretty frustrated. Thanks in advance.

I think you need to get the fuck on with your life. I think you need to stop trying to make others feel as bad as you do over your failed relationship.

"To broken hearts and hearts mended"

Do something sappy about everyone having a wonderful year filled with prosperity and good health. And then end it with "...except for that whore who broke my heart. I hope she gets herpes."

But then laugh so everyone else thinks you're joking.

Evil! I like that ;)

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