I have a new girlfriend now, and I figure it's about time I make love to her. In order to avoid 18 years of grief, I need to pick out some condoms, but I don't have much experience with them since my last girlfriend was on the pill. I've only had experience with the warming ones and the 'for her pleasure' ones, both turning out to be complete bullshit. The warming ones burned like hell, by the way.

I'm hoping you guys have enough experience to recommend me a condom that will provide the most pleasure for both me and my girl. But mostly my girl, I suppose, since I want her go feel good as well.

we like the ones with vibrating rings and the magnums

I use the freebie ones you get at the clinic, and I've never had a problem.

In face they were probably made in the same place as the pricey high end ones.

Don't get Komodo brand though. From what I've heard they only cover a few inches of your dick and there's a good chance the whole thing could slide off into the chick.

Where the hell do they sell Komodo? I have never even heard of those. BTW I use magnum, not because I think im huge, but because they are more comfortable and have less chance of breaking. The only downside is if you have a chinaman cock and even then it can just be a diaphram. just kidding, make sure it fits well and make sure all of the air is out of the tip.....you just press the end with your fingers while you put it on and it should kind of vacuum seal itself without hurting your ding dong.

Ones that fit. Just about any and all fit my small 5" penis.

Just pull out

Where the hell do they sell Komodo? I have never even heard of those.

Actually, Komodo might be the wrong word come to think of it. It's a Japanese word that starts with a K.

Just pull out

I've found that's easy to say before it's too late. :p

Haven't you tried using a fake name?

She will never know who the daddy is if she can't properly label him. ;)

Whichever Trojans come in the purple box. Her pleasure I think? The regular red box trojans are way too small, and i'm not magnum size.

I never found different kinds making THAT much of a difference though. Just get one that fits correctly.

just use a snickers wrapper

You ain't talking about the "Kamikaze" condom, are you? I hear it only lasts one pump ;)

I'm surprised no one has connected Asian condom <--> Asian cock. And komodo would be an awful name for a condom...

Anyway, don't get unlubed ones.

And don't say "making love [to your girl]". You are required to use one of the following phrases: Porking, genital cramming, bumping uglies, plowing.

silver trojans ultra thin.

Get Durex Sensi-Thins. They come in a black and purple box, they're extra-thin and lubricated, and in all my experiences with them they have never failed me.

Don't use the ones from the free clinic because they smell and taste nasty, and because they have this weird, thick feelings...kind of like you're using an un-inflated balloon. They feel terrible.

ps. xxombie, are you thinking of Kimono? I've always wanted to try them, so I am disappointed that they are not impressing people.

For the cheap ones you get free kimono ones are a small size but normal ones you buy in the stores i supposed to be the best condoms made. They won awards for the shit. I dunno i never tried it but i ordered some ultra thin large ones which are supposed to be 8 in

Okay. Has anyone here tried polyurethane condoms? From what I've been reading, they transmit heat better and feel nicer than latex condoms but aren't as elastic.

the point really is not wich condoms you wear, but that you wear 'm

And don't say "making love [to your girl]". You are required to use one of the following phrases: Porking, genital cramming, bumping uglies, plowing.

Would "ruin" do?

On topic:

I would recommend the kind of condoms that don't tend to break.

beyond 7, or crown. beyond 7 is a bit pricier, but go to experts who know about condoms, and you'll know why.

these are some of the thinnest and feel close to the real thing.

they are created by the japanese who are freaks with sex...

i personally love them, and if you goggle popular or high rated condoms, these brands will come up quite often.

however, it's all up to personal preference, and you cannot buy these at most drug stores, you can specially order them online or go to specialty sex stores. Ebay sells them for quite cheap, just find a reputable seller, look through feedback and condoms should have over a 5 year life spam from these sellers.

i prefer NaturLamb condoms. I beleive they are made of lamb intestine, so they actual feel like real skin. also they dont have a band at the end(which i hate) but rather a string that you pull tight and tie. They are expensive, but in my opinion worth it.

Actually, Komodo might be the wrong word come to think of it. It's a Japanese word that starts with a K.

Komodo is right and they suck and are more expensive then other condoms.

DO NOT use any trojan. They have a higher breaking rate then any other condom.

I reccomend anything made by Durex, Durex thin is good. I worked at a sex store and recommended Durex to everyone. Plus they're less expensive then Trojan. Happy fucking.

A store called tokyo discount carries beyond 7 here but they're fucking expensive. Should I try them?

Ive had a lot of issues with trojans, mainly that they're so tight they constrict the bloodflow and make me soft.

Started buying durex pleasure packs cause they have three different kinds so you can let her choose. So yeah, durex all the way.

see that's funny because im afraid of using Durex and lifestyles because everyone i used broke on me lol.

just use a sock. those never break.

Trojans have always worked fine for me. :knocks on wood:

DO NOT use any trojan. They have a higher breaking rate then any other condom.

That reminds me. Isn't "Trojan" a bad name for a condom. Think about it. :P

That reminds me. Isn't "Trojan" a bad name for a condom. Think about it. :P

Yeah, I've thought that too. Wouldn't want the same level of surprise.

Anyway, I once knew this kid who apparently used saran wrap and a rubber band. Don't do that.

I like the Durex ultra thin. And the variety pack is pretty cool, too. Flavored ones, her pleasure, thin, etc. Nice pick if you want to test a few kinds.

And if you want to be SUPER careful, I suggest buying a Plan B pill, just in case the day comes when one breaks. They're about $60, (I think?) but well worth it to keep one as a backup - and if you have a steady girlfriend, you could go in halves. Trust me, you'll wish you had one if the time comes.

Komodo is right and they suck and are more expensive then other condoms.

DO NOT use any trojan. They have a higher breaking rate then any other condom.

I reccomend anything made by Durex, Durex thin is good. I worked at a sex store and recommended Durex to everyone. Plus they're less expensive then Trojan. Happy fucking.

Durex is the only brand I've had break on me.

edit: Actually, I had a Trojan break once during anal with not enough lube, but that hardly counts as typical use.

That reminds me. Isn't "Trojan" a bad name for a condom. Think about it. :P

What do you mean by that? Were you talking about the Trojan horse? If you were I believe there is a difference between Trojan and the Trojan horse...

What do you mean by that? Were you talking about the Trojan horse? If you were I believe there is a difference between Trojan and the Trojan horse...

I guess, but Trojans broke out of the Trojan Horse, no? :P

I guess, but Trojans broke out of the Trojan Horse, no? :P

huh wut? A question doesn't really answer my question.

Like said, what's wrong with the name "Trojan", and please give straight-forward, literal responses only please, seeing as how I have a mind that tends to interpret things literally, an attribute some might call Germanic, which both me and Jackketch share in common, spoken in a shamelessly ass-kissing manner

huh wut? A question doesn't really answer my question.

Like said, what's wrong with the name "Trojan", and please give straight-forward, literal responses only please, seeing as how I have a mind that tends to interpret things literally, an attribute some might call Germanic, which both me and Jackketch share in common, spoken in a shamelessly ass-kissing manner

the horse penetrated the metaphorical vag of troy and a bunch of men invaded like little impregnating semen.

the horse penetrated the metaphorical vag of troy and a bunch of men invaded like little impregnating semen.

I am not sure if you were serious or not...

Got a source?

I am not sure if you were serious or not...

Got a source?

um... history class? lol

Magnum or dick R.I.P.

My favorite condom as a lady is Trojan her pleasure. I like Trojan Extra Ribbed but after the first few fucks they start to make me sore. I've never had a problem with Lifestyles either.

I guess, but Trojans broke out of the Trojan Horse, no? :P

it was greeks. The greeks were the ones invading Troy.

Trojan Supra. Perfect size and they are polyurethane in case of latex allergies. They transfer warmth way better than latex too. Only downside is they are kind of pricey.

I guess, but Trojans broke out of the Trojan Horse, no? :P



LOL they sure did I always thought it was a horrible label.

LOL they sure did I always thought it was a horrible label.

The greeks, the greeks broke out of the fucking horse.