Bullshit!

So, just tonight someone came up to me and told me I had to return something(s) that I stole. Well, it wasn't just me that stole them. It happen to be a few of us. They said that if I don't return them, I'm not going to have a place to live :(

The other night, A couple of buddies and I were drunk and were out and about. We happen to wind up on a golf course and stole the hole markers. Saying what hole was what, and the distance to the green. If you've ever been golfing you know what I'm talking about. I think it's bullshit that I have to return them. It's a city owned course, and all the shit get's paid for by the city. I bet they even have the shit in surplus to just in case. Fucking tattle tales. All because someone who 'use' to work for the golf course saw them. Fucking old mother fuckers... they were kids once too!

why would you take a small block of wood that is spray painted? why not take a flag and dig the cup up and transport the expensive green grass and make your own little putting green :) post pics

dude... we are already going to dig a ten foot deep hole and put PVC pipe down it so the golfers can't get their balls back. On just about every hole. We're also going to construct a house to put over the hole. Before hand, that is.

I think it's bullshit that I have to return them. It's a city owned course, and all the shit get's paid for by the city.

My tax dollars paid for those markers, dick.

My tax dollars paid for those markers, dick.

Nobody's tax dollars should pay for something as fucking stupid as a golf course.

Nobody's tax dollars should pay for something as fucking stupid as a golf course.

Maybe it's a golf course for the homeless.

So which one of your punk ass friends ratted on you?

How are you not going to have a place to live?

city owned housing

Why don't you return them? I mean what are you going to do with the markers. And you are a thief.

Oh you and your Expl0itz!

of course i have, what with being a 16 year old kid on an internet message board i have TOTALLY golfed before

p.s. should it have been "golved"?

Oh you and your Expl0itz!

wow, that was like, ever so witty!!

tell me again, how did you come up with DAT?????

wow, that was like, ever so witty!!

tell me again, how did you come up with DAT?????

Well you see, I saw his name was "Expl0itz" right, you with me so far?
Anyway, after I made the connection between that and the word exploits (for those who don't know an exploit is a notable act or deed).
Due to the fact his story had a notable act or deed (in this case stealing stuff from a golf course), I noticed that it was an exploit.
After establishing that his story did indeed contain an exploit, it was quite a simple task to substitute the word "exploit" with the word "Expl0itz" (which I had previously established was his username and noticed the link between the two words).
Are we all clear?
:)

Well you see, I saw his name was "Expl0itz" right, you with me so far?
Anyway, after I made the connection between that and the word exploits (for those who don't know an exploit is a notable act or deed).
Due to the fact his story had a notable act or deed (in this case stealing stuff from a golf course), I noticed that it was an exploit.
After establishing that his story did indeed contain an exploit, it was quite a simple task to substitute the word "exploit" with the word "Expl0itz" (which I had previously established was his username and noticed the link between the two words).
Are we all clear?
:)

i hate it when ppl's literal-ness stops my trolling dead in its track

http://www.ringophone.com/

if you needed ringtones . all you had to do was aisk me.

doesnt a thread requesting ringtones belong in Internet forum? someones hitting the whiskey earli tonight lolz

Nobody's tax dollars should pay for something as fucking stupid as a golf course.

tax dollars allow the city to build the course. then the course makes money which goes to the city to fund other shit.

you're retarded.

Nobody's tax dollars should pay for something as fucking stupid as a golf course.

Wait what? Are taxes really being used to pay for golf courses? I am not sure if this is a wise* expenditure of public funds...in any event, them goverment-subsidized golf courses better be open to the public.


*I am pretty sure "wise" was not the word I was looking for; can someone help me out please? what do people say to describe it when public money is not being used wisely/productively. thanks.

You shouldn't have posted that. They now have a confession.

I honestly can't believe you're a moderator. You're unbelievably fucking stupid.

Not stupid...just do stupid things.

"Stupid is as stupid does".

Even Forest Gump thinks you're stupid.

Not stupid

just do stupid things.

Well some people do maintain that actions speak louder than words so...

Forest Gump is a special person, therefor he has no say in this matter.

Well some people do maintain that actions speak louder than words so...

LOL, why do you keep following me around? It just makes me feel even more important then I already am.

LOL, why do you keep following me around? It just makes me feel even more important then I already am.

You keep thinking that.

You started threads in the two forums I frequent (out of a few others), namely SG and Sex and Affection.

I can honestly assure you I am not following you. Nobody is important enough to warrant that (well except for panzerfaust, and possibly bum wax)

Forest Gump is a special person, therefor he has no say in this matter.


On the other hand, Forest Gump knows how to spell "therefore" (or use the word therefor (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/therefor)correctly... whichever error you want to admit to), so he still has the advantage here.

On the other hand, Forest Gump knows how to spell "therefore" (or use the word therefor (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/therefor)correctly... whichever error you want to admit to), so he still has the advantage here.

People do make mistakes you know. ;)



You keep thinking that.

You started threads in the two forums I frequent (out of a few others), namely SG and Sex and Affection.

I can honestly assure you I am not following you. Nobody is important enough to warrant that (well except for panzerfaust, and possibly bum wax)

Well, you keep saying how annoying I am. Yet you post in my threads. I think you really are following me around :D

Well, you keep saying how annoying I am. Yet you post in my threads.D

Just because you are annoying it doesn't necessarily mean I will refrain from participating in your threads (although I probably should)

I think you really are following me around :

Whatever makes you sleep well at night.

Just because you are annoying it doesn't necessarily mean I will refrain from participating in your threads (although I probably should)



Whatever makes you sleep well at night.

Well, I can't really be as annoying as you say if you are willing to participate in my thread. It must spark some interest :D

I sleep good no matter what regular follows me around Totse.

Well, I can't really be as annoying as you say if you are willing to participate in my thread. It must spark some interest :D

I sleep good no matter what regular follows me around Totse.
The only spark of interest she sees is that you're a white boi. You're also a really good hacker, which makes you irresistible to women. Everyone knows that you need numchuck skills or hacking skills to be irresistible to the ladies.

The only spark of interest she sees is that you're a white boi.

1. Assuming I have an interest in him, which I don't.
2. How would I even know he was/is a white boi?
2. There are plenty of white bois who piss me the fuck off to no end.


You're also a really good hacker, which makes you irresistible to women. Everyone knows that you need numchuck skills or hacking skills to be irresistible to the ladies.

Some prefer slashers.