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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-12-30, 18:21
Dream of the iris Dream of the iris is offline
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“What’s wrong”, she said sensing something was off. “Oh god” I was thinking, “Please, don’t get soft”. The rank smell of her pussy loomed in my mind, the folds of her fat bouncing up and down as I rode her. I got up, limped dick and all and suggested she get on top. Bouncing around, she did little to turn me on. Panic arose in me. This strange feeling…what is this? This never happened before. Maybe it was the lack of passion on her part or the fact she didn’t even touch my dick except when I told her to or, oh god, the smell. No passion. She wasn’t that great a kisser. She tired quickly and suggest I get back on top of her. I looked at her. She looked at me. I shrugged, smiling nonchalant. This wasn’t happening tonight. I pretended it wasn’t her fault and so did she, but damn if the male pig in me doesn’t admit that it was partly her fault for being fat. My fault for sticking it in whatever comes along and not expecting consequences like this to happen. Yep, so I guess I’m just as bad as all the other guys, except this time karma paid me for it big time. “It’s ok” she said. “It happens to a lot of guys”. “Thanks, I guess” I said, laughing at the absurdity of the situation. Oh, well. Lesson learned: Attraction is a two person dance. The male pig in me also wants to say, “Never fuck fat chicks”.
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Old 2008-12-30, 19:05
Miss Dior Miss Dior is offline
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How fat? Most women are so obsessed with dieting. Your story should have more detail.
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Old 2008-12-30, 19:08
kristin kristin is offline
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she had folds. FOLDS. she must have been pretty fat.
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Old 2008-12-30, 19:10
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Teenage attention whore.
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Yeah, how fat?

Chubby can be hot.
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Old 2008-12-30, 19:41
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Originally Posted by Chichi
Yeah, how fat?

Chubby can be hot.


only if you're a black guy
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Old 2008-12-30, 21:14
LifeOfVice LifeOfVice is offline
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This thread made me lol.

Ive always wanted to pound a fat chick. And by fat i mean FAT. Her pussy must be a few inches away from her body and have rolls of its own.

All just for shits and giggles.
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Old 2008-12-30, 21:18
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^ People don't usually admit that sort of thing.
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Old 2008-12-30, 21:20
twotimintim twotimintim is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Chichi
Yeah, how fat?

Chubby can be hot.



fucking FOLDS man

I've been in similar situations. You can't fuck if you're not into it...
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Old 2008-12-30, 21:37
whitelightning whitelightning is offline
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I may have fucked a few fat chicks in my day, but I never FORNICATED ANYONE!

jk

but seriously, you should have told her to suck your dick with the lights off so you can at least pretend she is Angelina Jolie with those big ol' lips.
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Old 2008-12-30, 21:39
Dream of the iris Dream of the iris is offline
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Originally Posted by Miss Dior
How fat? Most women are so obsessed with dieting. Your story should have more detail.


She wasn't THAT fat. More chubby. But...god. The horror! Plus, her ass was huge. Not my thing. She was the first fat chick and the last I will have. Unless of course, I mature enough to see beyond that... not likely in the near future though.

:p

I started to fuck and it felt great for a bit, then it dawned on me. "I don't feel anything for this girl, why am I doing this?" Then it just went downhill from there. So, to recap for myself (and if you learn something too, awesome :) ) It wasn't about the fat, well, maybe it was. She looked better with clothes on. It was about the emotional connection I did not feel and the passion she lacked. Dead fish is not a good title to have.

Oh, and I never force anyone to suck my dick. I believe it's a two way thing. I do her, she does me, etc. I was about to, then got a wiff of her...well I won't give you an image, but let's just say this smell, the vile thing, has not abated and I cannot shake it off. It's sticks by me like a a phantom, a disembodied really pissed off spirit and it wants me to know it exist. It demands my attention 24/7.
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Old 2008-12-30, 21:58
Hazzard Hazzard is offline
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This thread made me lol.

Ive always wanted to pound a fat chick.

Even though you didn't realize it, that was quite a funny choice of wording given the topic lol.
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Old 2008-12-30, 22:37
renewalman23 renewalman23 is offline
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well I won't give you an image, but let's just say this smell, the vile thing, has not abated and I cannot shake it off. It's sticks by me like a a phantom, a disembodied really pissed off spirit and it wants me to know it exist. It demands my attention 24/7.

Thanks for NOT giving us an image haha.
But seriously man, fat chicks are gross. I'm not attracted to anyone who can't take care of themselves.
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Old 2008-12-31, 01:43
Dream of the iris Dream of the iris is offline
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But seriously man, fat chicks are gross.

I'm feeling guilty about this thread now. :(

Don't hate.
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Old 2008-12-31, 19:18
Patrick Bateman Patrick Bateman is offline
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Lesson learned: K-pins and vic's do lead to stupid sexual decisions.
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Old 2008-12-31, 22:20
NiGhT PrOwLeR NiGhT PrOwLeR is offline
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No matter how hard you try, having drunken sex in the childs section of mcdonalds with your friends in the next seat and a couple of niggers in the ballpit just takes too much work than it's worth.
 
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