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 #1 
Old 2008-12-30, 10:56
Naffy Naffy is offline
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Default Naffy the 13 y/o sex offender (moved from S&A by jackketch)

MadMadMad
Girl is 14, I am 13.
I am also wondering if theres a way to make a small difference in my prints if i get printed for a file?
So, i mucked around with this chick who had a bf.. she said she was ok with it... her guilt got the better of her and she told him and now like 2 months later she is getting me charged with indecent/sexual assault.
:D
EDIT: They do not know my address!
:( :(:(:(

More info will be posted as more questions are asked.


HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!111
 #2 
Old 2008-12-30, 10:57
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Teenage attention whore.
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Post all the info first, dumbass. Mad
 #3 
Old 2008-12-30, 11:32
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I always forget Totse has kids on it.
 #4 
Old 2008-12-30, 11:38
Naffy Naffy is offline
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I'm really a federal cop, shut your bitch mouth Mad

ONTOPIC: HALP!
 #5 
Old 2008-12-30, 12:03
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Lol pwnt.

Smack that bitch upside the head.
 #6 
Old 2008-12-30, 12:05
LoD LoD is offline
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Well tell the poolice that's what happened. Girls that age are known to be indecisive bitches
 #7 
Old 2008-12-30, 12:07
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Teenage attention whore.
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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Almost_raped
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Old 2008-12-30, 12:16
Naffy Naffy is offline
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/hugs u all

*Waits for cops to arrive*
 #9 
Old 2008-12-30, 12:27
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Go on IRC.

#uranus
 #10 
Old 2008-12-30, 15:18
ILTST4 ILTST4 is offline
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We need more info. What state do you live in? What is your address?
 #11 
Old 2008-12-30, 15:23
Naffy Naffy is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ILTST4
We need more info. What state do you live in? What is your address?


... STFU FGGTMadMadMad:o
 #12 
Old 2008-12-30, 15:39
ILTST4 ILTST4 is offline
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... STFU FGGTMadMadMad:o

I want to help you but I can't do it unless you post your address.
 #13 
Old 2008-12-30, 17:26
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keep your mouth shut and get yourself a good lawyer?
 #14 
Old 2008-12-30, 18:47
Peoples Elmo Peoples Elmo is offline
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murder/suicide it's the only way out
 #15 
Old 2008-12-30, 19:50
13th tribe 13th tribe is offline
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your state matters the most

Some goof I know tried to burn his prints off on a stove. Didn't work well.

I think she's more the sexual aggressor in that. I'm pretty sure she'd be more in trouble.

also she won't do it if she's 14 because 14 year old girls are retarded and wrong about everything.
 #16 
Old 2008-12-30, 20:23
Naffy Naffy is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 13th tribe
your state matters the most

Some goof I know tried to burn his prints off on a stove. Didn't work well.

I think she's more the sexual aggressor in that. I'm pretty sure she'd be more in trouble.

also she won't do it if she's 14 because 14 year old girls are retarded and wrong about everything.


she has already done previously mentioned act..
 #17 
Old 2008-12-30, 21:53
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Brisbane, Qld, Australia
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Pics?
 #18 
Old 2008-12-31, 00:43
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In hiding with Osama
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http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Almost_raped

I enjoyed it.
 #19 
Old 2008-12-31, 01:44
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Naffy
I'm really a federal cop, shut your bitch mouth Mad

ONTOPIC: HALP!




Your fucking retarded eat a dick and swallow bitch.
 #20 
Old 2008-12-31, 05:28
xiamhighx xiamhighx is offline
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Default Re: Naffy the 13 y/o sex offender (moved from S&A by jackketch)

Why am I the first one to recognize this as a troll?
 #21 
Old 2008-12-31, 05:48
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Why am I the first one to recognize this as a troll?idiot
 #22 
Old 2008-12-31, 12:40
Naffy Naffy is offline
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could be cause.. IM NOT TROLLING! /is shocked

UPDATE: police still dont know my address.
Which is pretty epic.
 #23 
Old 2008-12-31, 19:24
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Shitty if they came by and pick you up at the school ;)
 #24 
Old 2008-12-31, 20:05
Naffy Naffy is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Volcanbaru
Shitty if they came by and pick you up at the school ;)


:)

I WOULD LOVE IT MAN!!
What a story.. ESPECIALLY coming to school the next day

like

Me: Hai Gaise!!


Everybody:EEK!EEK!EEK!
 #25 
Old 2009-01-01, 02:47
xiamhighx xiamhighx is offline
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idiot

ur mom
 #26 
Old 2009-01-04, 10:37
Naffy Naffy is offline
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UPDATE: Police called my parents, parents went to station.

Have to submit statement tuesday?

Whats a good reason for touching a girl's breasts?
Besides
1. for the lulz
2. muckin round
 #27 
Old 2009-01-04, 20:16
Veers Veers is offline
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You obviously need to coerce them into dropping the charges, this can be done in multiple ways.
1. Make boyfriend disappear, preferably with bullet to the base of the neck and a heavy metal object tied to his body. You guys have rivers in Australia, right?
2. Come to the girls house with an assault rifle and some homemade explosives and ask them if they still want to go to court(you should make a jihad vest, just for fun)
3. Suicide...
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Old 2009-01-04, 20:22
APguy APguy is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Naffy
UPDATE: Police called my parents, parents went to station.

Have to submit statement tuesday?

Whats a good reason for touching a girl's breasts?
Besides
1. for the lulz
2. muckin round


You don't need a reason if it's consentual. After all it's your word against hers. You're the one who was coherced by someone older than you, right?
 #29 
Old 2009-01-05, 18:01
Jazzy_Ways Jazzy_Ways is offline
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LOL! You did not commit any crime, she is older than you.
And it is a minor and a minor, if anything you will both get done. So you will be fine.
 #30 
Old 2009-01-05, 18:03
Jazzy_Ways Jazzy_Ways is offline
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Naffy
UPDATE: Police called my parents, parents went to station.

Have to submit statement tuesday?

Whats a good reason for touching a girl's breasts?
Besides
1. for the lulz
2. muckin round


You are just 13. You are slightly tipsy, and she was sober. She tells you how sexy you are, and how she would really appreciate it if you touched her their.
 #31 
Old 2009-01-05, 20:10
The Innocent Bistander The Innocent Bistander is offline
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Default Re: Naffy the 13 y/o sex offender (moved from S&A by jackketch)

You are just 13. You are slightly tipsy, and she was sober. She tells you how sexy you are, and how she would really appreciate it if you touched her their.

say this, it's your word vs hers and you got age on your side.
 
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