If ever you want to smoke inside but are unable because of an obvious skunk smell then make a device I call the Sploosh™. You take a toilet paper roll and fill it with those drier fabric softener sheets, then put duct tape on the end of the roll and poke some holes in it. When you take a hit just blow the smoke through the toilet paper roll and it will come out smelling like clean clothes.

Revolutionary! Sheer genius! Nobody's ever thought of that before!

Huzzah!

its not called a "sploosh" you shithead

thought it was something worth reading about.

i like how he trademarked it

New.

i like how he trademarked it

That was pretty lulz. For an invention this genius, you'd be stupid not to.

why are u such an asshole?

i came back for this? this is what i decide to click on? im going back into hiding.

My god, did you come up with this idea all on your own?!

I'm going back to fappin to preg nig sehx.

It doesn't get much better, unfortunately.

why are u such an asshole?
see: every post in this thread beside yours

I'm sorry...but a sploosh is what happens when you're really baked. Take a super easy dump & all unexpectedly (though you should have expected it) the huge log careens with great speed into the bowl & sends up a geyser of cold water...

= *Sploosh!*

I always thought these things were fucking magic but then I found out they dont work at all and it was just that my dad didnt care about me smoking

He works for the government

I lol'd

This is the funniest thread I've read in a while.

I think "doob tube" sounds cooler than "sploof."

Haha that's pretty funny.

And ya, its called a SPLOOF, and people have been using them for a while now.

Thats why everyone is an ass-hole, goddamn new arrival.....

So what about the smoke that comes off the end of the joint..?

So.....does it really work?

HEY! Are ya done with BCT?

So.....does it really work?

to an extent... its easier if your using a pipe than say a joint or blunt where it constantly burns...

to an extent... its easier if your using a pipe than say a joint or blunt where it constantly burns...

thanks.

Because everyone smokes joints, right?

won't work for cigarettes so i don't care/10

put a paper towel on the end with a rubber band. draw a face on it and its a ghost

try making one out of marshmallows

both are the greatest ideas ever

HEY! Are ya done with BCT?

on christmas exodus biatch! graduate january 30th! been looking around the forums for you man! how the hell are ya

In case anyone's wondering, it's more commonly referred to as a "boof tube" or some such... I think... Long story short, I don't remember it working too well. IE, don't count on it. Just make and VAPORIZE butane hash oil. best way to get high. period.

nobody is wondering. everybody knows about this. thats why this thread is so stupid. everyone also seems to have their own name for it as well...

I did this back in the day
we called it a '' life saver '' but im sure alot of people think they invented it and named it something else

Lol this dude was high as hell when he wrote this.

And how about a better solution: Pack small bowls, open a window, lock your door, and ghost the hits while blowing them out the window.

I lol'd.

this shits stupid.. i wish i was 12 and cared about this nonsense still. my method- turn on t.v., crack open beer, spark bowl, exhale giant cloud of smoke, continue watching t.v. and drinking beer, take another hit and so on.

Because everyone smokes joints, right?

My point still stands. There is always going to be a cherry burning.

What's the best thing to do if you've filled your room with smoke & the cops come to the door for some innocent reason?

Sometimes they come for simple reasons. Eg: 1:Looking for a witness to something. 2:Sometimes people go into the back country & when they go in they leave word with the Rangers. Then they come out, don't inform the Rangers...a day later...cops come to inquire.

Sometimes they cops have a crackdown on unpaid tickets. If you haven't moved: they have your address or the same with some other ticket holder who lives at your address.

Innocent: but your room is full of smoke.

How would you deal?

Ehhhhhhh, what?

What's the best thing to do if you've filled your room with smoke & the cops come to the door for some innocent reason?

Sometimes the they come for simple reasons. Eg: Looking for a witness to something.
Sometimes people go into the back country & when they go in they leave word with the Rangers. Then they come out, don't inform the Rangers...a day later...cops come to inquire.

Sometimes they cops have a crackdown on unpaid tickets. If you haven't moved: they have your address or the same with some other ticket holder who lives at your address.

Innocent: but your room is full of smoke.

How would you deal?

Don't let them into your house, they don't have any rights. If they ask to come in just say 'not without a warrant', and if they ask to talk just open the door and shut it behind you (keep it unlocked).

Don't let them into your house, they don't have any rights. If they ask to come in just say 'not without a warrant', and if they ask to talk just open the door and shut it behind you (keep it unlocked).

That is true. Would you do anything after they left? Like stand in the window smoking your bong & waving? Pointing & laughing? :D

If you want to give them a reason to get a warrant :).
Fuck it, just do that whilst yelling I LOVE TOOBBBACCCCOOO, real sarcastic-like.

You think that smoke billowing out the door into their faces wouldn't be enough? Only when it's a car window?

I knew my neighbors smoked. And once when I went to knock on their door, the smell of the fresh skunk was strong. They were out front playing with their dog Marley.

The dog was acting strange, so I said, "Hey, he just needs some decent bud."

They. Never. Smoked. Again. As far as I could tell. They lived there for many more months. I never smelled it again. Strange what 'noia can make foolish people do. ;)

Lol this dude was high as hell when he wrote this.


I wish

My point still stands. There is always going to be a cherry burning.

What the hell are you talking about, man?

1. You can put cherries out. It's stupid not to. I don't know about you, but I like conserving my weed when I can.

2. I, along with many, will sometimes pack bowls/bongs with just one hit at a time. There can't be a cherry from something that no longer exists.

I don't know. I've been smoking a long time, so I've either got it down to a science or some people are just stupid about how they smoke.

on christmas exodus biatch! graduate january 30th! been looking around the forums for you man! how the hell are ya

id kill myself if i had to go back to bct from xmas exodus.. theyre probably gonna be harder on you

What the hell are you talking about, man?
There can't be a cherry from something that no longer exists.


Technically, I would have to disagree with this. Being that as it may, that the weed is no longer there, there is still some residual ash that burns, and could heat the residue into the air.

happend to me once. i had about 6 or 7 people at my house, we were passin around everything too; bongs, blunts, pipes, a vaporizer on the table. the cop knocked on my door to ask if i had witnessed some fucking kids messin around in the back of a store that was across the street. he saw everybody in my house, the smoke, the bong on the table, and he asked me "you know that stuffs illegal to smoke, right?" nawwww really, is that the best thing he thought to ask? lol. anyway, i said to him "uhhh, i have a medical license" (i wasn't lying). anyway he just paused for a second and said he had more important things to do and left. man that shit was a fuckin buzz kill. i live in far northern california though, its really no suprise he let us be. they turn a blind eye around here.

id kill myself if i had to go back to bct from xmas exodus.. theyre probably gonna be harder on you

oh they are. we get an extra week of basic just for them to fuck us up like its day 1 again. everyone from the commander to the 1st sarge to every drill in the company has told us we better be fuckin ready. its gonna suck, but ive been working out pretty good since i got home to be ready for it, and really they can go ahead and give me their worst. because when i go back its countdown till graduation.

happend to me once. i had about 6 or 7 people at my house, we were passin around everything too; bongs, blunts, pipes, a vaporizer on the table. the cop knocked on my door to ask if i had witnessed some fucking kids messin around in the back of a store that was across the street. he saw everybody in my house, the smoke, the bong on the table, and he asked me "you know that stuffs illegal to smoke, right?" nawwww really, is that the best thing he thought to ask? lol. anyway, i said to him "uhhh, i have a medical license" (i wasn't lying). anyway he just paused for a second and said he had more important things to do and left. man that shit was a fuckin buzz kill. i live in far northern california though, its really no suprise he let us be. they turn a blind eye around here.

Next time don't answer the door.

What an original idea!

happend to me once. i had about 6 or 7 people at my house, we were passin around everything too; bongs, blunts, pipes, a vaporizer on the table. the cop knocked on my door to ask if i had witnessed some fucking kids messin around in the back of a store that was across the street. he saw everybody in my house, the smoke, the bong on the table, and he asked me "you know that stuffs illegal to smoke, right?" nawwww really, is that the best thing he thought to ask? lol. anyway, i said to him "uhhh, i have a medical license" (i wasn't lying). anyway he just paused for a second and said he had more important things to do and left. man that shit was a fuckin buzz kill. i live in far northern california though, its really no suprise he let us be. they turn a blind eye around here.

shit matthew mackanahay (sp) cheifs fat blunts and plays the bongos naked and the popos leave him alone too, i envy you cali hippy bitches.

How about making a lightbulb vape instead? No smell at all.

Needs moar ™.

I lol'ed

Needs moar ™.

Have U ever wanted the experience of smoking meth but cant because of the hard drugz, well make a lightbulb vape™

why are u such an asshole?

Why are you such a dumbass?