Say im someone who just commited homicide and im not willing to cut up a body or do the whole acid bath thing. Where would be the best place to dispose of a whole body with minimum risk of it getting discovered.

e.g. a graveyard

Oh and swim told me to tell you every post after and including this one is hypothetical.

Ideas?

walk into the police station say ' i just killed a man where can i put the body ' then they will reply 'come with me sir'

it is a code word of people in the know, dont worry!

BLM land. National park.

dig a small grave and cover the body in lime

Down your throat.

Middle of Kansas, don't even bother burying them.

And on a slightly unrelated note: FUCK YEAH ACID BATH! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfmx4SyDoXs)

lrn 2 woodchipper

Hypothetical speaking. Fire can destroy almost all evidence including dental. So for your novel that your making you can put that he strangulated the victim and burnt there body and buried the remains in the secluded forest.

previous post is the best idea, but if that wont work, hypothetically, you could saran wrap him (to contain the gases) with about 20 to 50 pounds of dead weight (no pun)
depending on the physique, more fat=more weight, then find some of that 8 gauge tarp stuff, wrap and ziptie that around the corpse, then find some nice and deep water, if you are near an ocean go out at least 200 meters from shore to get past the shallow part of the coastal plain, and drop it. With the fire thing, do what the CIA teaches make it look like an accident, leave some drugs, booze and fire stuff around, put the victim in car, booby trap it, make it look like someone else would have done it, by leaving illegal paraphenelia at the site, stuff like drugs, unlicensed guns, kid porn and such, you lead the law to think there was some sort of alternate motive ie alternate suspects, vice versa this technique if you killed them for that kind of illegal stuff. all hypothetically of course.:)

Read some of Edgar Allen Poe's shit he has some good methods.

Fuck you, acid bathes the shit

Bring the body deep into grizzy bear infested woods (Great Bear Wilderness of Montana prehaps). Remove and bury the head - deep. Leave the rest for the locals. Hikers disappear often enough, any bones that turn up wouldnt raise much suspicion.

Piranha's would be neat to watch.

Fuck you, acid bathes the shit

I'm not sure if you're agreeing with me that they're awesome or not, I'll just take it you are.

http://www.scribd.com/doc/7573872/Piranhas


they sorta work.

In Ice Man, Richard Kuklinski (a mafia hit man, true story, good book) had a cave he knew of in the woods that was heavily infested with rats. They ate everything. clothes, bones, teeth, everything.
Another option, take a cue from Dexter, and go a step further. Find a grave that's been dug (they're often dug the night before the funeral) and dig another foot or so down. Dump the body here, and cover it with lime. Then put your foot or so of dirt over it, making sure to make the floor level-ish. Then, they put the coffin down and cover it with six more feet of earth. Exhumation orders are very messy and hard to get. PR nightmare. This is probably the best way to do it.

Richard Kuklinski was a complete and total badass. Just a complete badass. Also his put them in a 55 gallon drum and cover with cement would work.

Easiest way. Eat the corpse. Grind the bones in a blender and drink them. Eat everything. But get pics

Brotha Lynch. Chewin up all tha evidence.

You could also cremate the body with a large woodpile in a remote area. Put in a tungsten box, and make sure no body parts go missing in the woodpile, un burnt.

If you can get beyond the lisp, Necro has some decent realistic suggestions for ya:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDZutgzhMO4

Lime doesn't help decompose bodies at all, I read it in a book somewhere, next time I see it I'll quote it.

Anyway, if I was to dispose of a body I would burn it, then scatter the ashes and remains in the sea/ocean/river/other water body.

Have fun.

EDIT: Looks like I don't have to quote it after all.

It has traditionally been used in the burial of bodies in open graves, to hide the smell of decomposition, as well as in forensic science, to reveal fingerprints.Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_oxide).

http://www.scribd.com/doc/7573872/Piranhas


they sorta work.

Wow.

More piranha's than that then!

Lime doesn't help decompose bodies at all, I read it in a book somewhere, next time I see it I'll quote it.

Anyway, if I was to dispose of a body I would burn it, then scatter the ashes and remains in the sea/ocean/river/other water body.

Have fun.

EDIT: Looks like I don't have to quote it after all.

Link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calcium_oxide).

"Furthermore, quicklime is used in epidemics, plagues, and disasters to disintegrate bodies in order to help fight the spread of disease."

From the same article.

hazode whoever wrote that book is a fuckin idiot.. you pour some lime on a body within just a few months months its gone

Well first we will need to burn the clothes destroying any possessions in the fire, remove the teeth in any way you like (be creative), shave all hair on the body, remove the and get rid of them with everything else you have removed.

Step two; cut the limbs off, sever the head, now wash the parts but don't soak them! Now pack them into a nice big suit case and place something heavy either around it or inside of it with the body parts. Make sure you haven't forgotten to put any of the parts, maybe even use a checklist.

Step three; place the case in a vehicle and travel to a nearby dock. Steal/borrow/buy a boat. Now simply cruise out into the sea and drop the suitcase with the heavy item inside into the water. Wait for five - ten minutes, check your checklist and then burn it. Smoke a joint and chill. Go home.

Starve a few pigs for about a week then throw the body into the pen then don't feed them so they'll eat their own shit to make sure that no fragments of bone get out, then come back in a few days.

Dress the body in a suit and top hat and prop it up against a wall in a wax museum. Nobody will suspect a thing.

put the body in a box
get a pickup truck filled with gravel or dirt or something
drive to the most remote place you can think of at 3 am
dump the gravel/shit on the body
no one would bother to move all that shit and the body would rot

"Hey Bob, why is there a smelly pile of rubble in our driveway?"
"I dunno Edna, jsut go around it, let's not bother moving it."

ok new idea
put body in suitcase
leave on back of bus:D

the saran wrap idea is bad,containing the gas would cause the whole thing to blimp up and rise to the surface. i would extract all teeth and pulverize them. use cheese grater to remove finger prints and identifying marks. place body in a 10x5 piece of chainlink fence along with cinderblocks. use coat hanger wire and pliers to secure all of it in a large cigar shape. place this at the bottom of a large body of water. the purpose of the chainlink fence is to allow gas to escape and for fish and other life forms easy access to the flesh. unless they plan on emptying said body of water,and noone witnessed the dumping of the body,that will sit at the bottom of said lake until you are long gone,with your secret,in your grave.


do not use a river. floods could cause the body to be moved.