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Old 2008-12-28, 02:00
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Default Hunting Poachers

Over my vacation, I went on a little mini safari. I won't disclose my vacation details, because it sounds pretty lame, but I thought of a neat little idea because of this safari.

Would it be wrong to hire some mercs, fly to Africa, and shoot poachers for several months at a time?

I'm not an environmentalist nut, but I do like animals, and this would be a way to help conserve wildlife. Not to mention it would be fun.

Obviously I would need funds, so it would take a while before I'd have enough to make such a trip. It'd preferably be after I had a self-sustaining successful business, so I could take long absences and still make money.

I think of Africa as rather lawless, and you'd be out in the savanna/jungle, so chances of being caught are low. Plus, who would give a damn besides the poachers being killed? Everybody hates poachers.

I would hire a pilot to sweep across the land and pinpoint poacher camps. Then I'd try to engage them from as far as possible with sniper rifles. Close combat is the least preferable way of engagement because it puts me and my team in danger.

Suggestions or objections to my plan?
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Old 2008-12-28, 02:16
Valkyr Valkyr is offline
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Good idea but if you have alot of revenue it would be wise to have the local law enforcement on the take. Also after about 3 months of killing poachers i think they would stop coming out as often so you would have to move around alot.
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Old 2008-12-28, 02:26
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I for see you getting locked up in an African Prison getting butt raped and sent back to America with da aids.
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Old 2008-12-28, 02:32
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Originally Posted by LSA King
I for see you getting locked up in an African Prison getting butt raped and sent back to America with da aids.


I think I'd be shot before I was locked up.
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Old 2008-12-28, 03:57
shrub shrub is offline
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you've been playing waaay to much farcry 2
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Old 2008-12-28, 04:46
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you've been playing waaay to much farcry 2




Lawlz
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Old 2008-12-28, 14:00
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crackhouse
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hey brother you should check this out

http://www.huntsab.org/
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Old 2008-12-28, 21:42
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you've been playing waaay to much farcry 2


Don't have it. I didn't even think of Farcry 2, and do they even shoot poachers in that game? I think the only relation between my idea and Farcry 2 are the guns and Africa.

Interesting site. What exactly do they do?
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Old 2008-12-28, 22:58
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Honestly this is one of the best ideas i've seen in BA in a while. With morals aside, you could kill the poachers and sell there equipment/good. The average rhino horn costs about $20,000. Cha fucking ching.


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