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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2008-12-28, 01:53 |
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 What is my X trying to do??
One of my x's calls me. Starts conversation blah blah blah. I told her what she did on christmas she said idk just waiting for my period I started it yesterday. I'm like ok that's good, and she goes its so cold over here the only thing that's not cold are my titis. I'm like oh so your tities aren't cold?? She's like yeah.......and then she hangs up on me says she's gonna call me back. Calls bak I said what did you do?? She's like oh I hanged up on you to go talk with some guy, I went with him and then I got a ride back and called you back. I'm like oh ok that's good i guess. I told her call me back later cuz I'ma take a shower. She's like you don't gotta lie you know your gonna talk to one of your little girlfriends. I'm like nah im serious Ima take a shower. She's like ok whatever i'll txt you later then.
I don't know what the fuck she's trying to do??
I'm not jealous at all i don't feel shit but Ima beat again i know it.
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#2
2008-12-28, 02:00 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
She's trying to murder you.
Run.
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2008-12-28, 02:10 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
That was seriously the stupidest thing I've ever read. I really hate Totse.
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#4
2008-12-28, 02:10 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
sounds like she's being a typical vapid ho.
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2008-12-28, 02:30 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
I'm not jealous at all i don't feel shit but Ima beat again i know it.
Hahahaha you made my day!
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#6
2008-12-28, 02:40 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
If she called you she's probably interested in either fucking you or fucking you around.
On another note, learn to fucking spell and form grammatically correct sentences.
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#7
2008-12-28, 02:45 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
fucking you around
I lol'd.
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#8
2008-12-28, 03:38 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
Failure of a thread
OP you're a complete idiot and you have made everyone who read your post that much more stupid
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#9
2008-12-28, 03:38 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
Having a girlfriend like this would be pretty fun if you're a sadist. Break her spirit through negative reinforcement. Turn her into a soulless caged animal. She sounds super weak. Start fucking with her head. She freaks out when you want to shower, imagine how much she'd freak out if you actually tried. Lead her on. It'll be way fun.
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2008-12-28, 04:46 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
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Originally Posted by arquin
Having a girlfriend like this would be pretty fun if you're a sadist. Break her spirit through negative reinforcement. Turn her into a soulless caged animal. She sounds super weak. Start fucking with her head. She freaks out when you want to shower, imagine how much she'd freak out if you actually tried. Lead her on. It'll be way fun.
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You seem a little more spiteful since your hopes were shattered.
OP, fuck her and be sure to use a condom, then delete her from your life.
Or, fuck with her, then delete her from your life.
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#11
2008-12-28, 04:50 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
...delete her from your life.
...but then he'd miss out on all that priceless repartee he's given us a sample of.
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#12
2008-12-28, 04:53 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
...but then he'd miss out on all that priceless repartee he's given us a sample of.
Yeah, but he has two options for more witty exchanges of banter before it comes to deletion.
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2008-12-28, 05:03 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
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Originally Posted by BAD MAN
One of my x's calls me. Starts conversation blah blah blah. I told her what she did on christmas she said idk just waiting for my period I started it yesterday. I'm like ok that's good, and she goes its so cold over here the only thing that's not cold are my titis. I'm like oh so your tities aren't cold?? She's like yeah.......and then she hangs up on me says she's gonna call me back. Calls bak I said what did you do?? She's like oh I hanged up on you to go talk with some guy, I went with him and then I got a ride back and called you back. I'm like oh ok that's good i guess. I told her call me back later cuz I'ma take a shower. She's like you don't gotta lie you know your gonna talk to one of your little girlfriends. I'm like nah im serious Ima take a shower. She's like ok whatever i'll txt you later then.
I don't know what the fuck she's trying to do??
I'm not jealous at all i don't feel shit but Ima beat again i know it.
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Honestly.. by the way it sounds, I would be shocked if your girlfriend was over the age of 16. It sounds like you guys are just going through bullshit and she sounds like she is needy and just wants attention. What does she want? I don't know. What does she need? Maturity. Seriously. I pulled that shit when I was 14. Why don't you just stop talking to her? She sounds infuriating. |
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#14
2008-12-28, 05:07 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
Honestly.. by the way it sounds, I would be shocked if your girlfriend was over the age of 16. It sounds like you guys are just going through bullshit and she sounds like she is needy and just wants attention. What does she want? I don't know. What does she need? Maturity. Seriously. I pulled that shit when I was 14. Why don't you just stop talking to her? She sounds infuriating.
This.
But if you do fuck her and/or fuck with her head (And she is over the age of 18 :D )
Post pictures dammit, We want to see the magical titties that don't get cold.
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2008-12-28, 06:06 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
Post pictures dammit, We want to see the magical titties that don't get cold.
Her tits weren't cold because the guy she was getting a ride from was feeling them up.
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#16
2008-12-28, 06:09 |
chasm69
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
Her tits weren't cold because the guy she was getting a ride from was feeling them up.
Ahhhhh It all makes sense now.
Dammit I'm starting to think there are no magic tit's at all.
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2008-12-28, 06:12 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
Ahhhhh It all makes sense now.
Dammit I'm starting to think there are no magic tit's at all.
Oh there are magical tits all right. They just don't heat themselves automatically.
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#18
2008-12-28, 06:49 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
I'm not jealous at all i don't feel shit but Ima beat again i know it.
If you have to put this bit in, then you are jealous.
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2008-12-28, 10:58 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
that was seriously the stupidest thing i've ever read. I really hate acolytes.
qft
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#20
2008-12-28, 11:07 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
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That was seriously the stupidest thing I've ever read. I really hate Totse.
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#21
2008-12-28, 13:21 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
dude next time she calls just be like oh shit sorry i cant talk right now this chick is keeping my cock warm
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#22
2008-12-29, 00:32 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
She's jerking you around.
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2008-12-29, 18:05 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
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dude next time she calls just be like oh shit sorry i cant talk right now this chick is keeping my cock warm
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#24
2008-12-29, 18:14 |
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Re: What is my X trying to do??
with her mouth.
With her magical tits.
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