I will never have anal sex again.


Heed my warning, Totse: It can happen to you, and when it does, you will wish you would have never went down that road.

Scarred. For. Life.

Did you prolapse?

No. Nothing harmful happened. I was the giver and lets just say "it got messy".


I wish I wouldn't have made this thread. I hope you all understand if I decide to abandon it.

She shat on your cock?

*thinks of family guy*
"Hey Quagmire, tell us the story about the girl with the inside out anus."
"Oh, you mean Blossom?"

She shat on your cock?

...:(

Did you tell her she was doing it wrong?

You're so close minded!

Ive heard that for a girl getting anal is just like taking a shit that gets thrust back in... Maybe she pushed you out and then came the poo train?

We were really drunk and it didn't become apparent until a while after we stopped. She had to wash her bedsheets and we had to shower. I am thankful that we were so hammered because my memory is somewhat hazy.

It's only funny when it happens to other people. :(

Would you stick your hand in a bucket of water, and expect it to not get wet?

I wouldn't expect the water to follow my hand out of the bucket.


Decent analogy nonetheless; point taken.

You're so close minded!

This. Like period sex. Just because it gets messy and smelly doesn't mean it cant feel great.

Hahaha thats fucking hilarious. Its why you can't do it when she's on top.

Oh jesus wept...are you all such delicate little flowers??! Of course anal sex can leave you with a shit covered dick.

SO FUCKING WHAT???!

Just go wash it off...you know? That soap and water thingy that american parents think their sons incapable of using so they cut their kids' cocks off? Or get her to suck you clean (if she's into that sorta thing..some girls are).

It's a bit of poop, it won't kill you and it won't give you t3h Aids already.

Wait til you have kids and you spend years changing shitty diapers.

What a turn on.

...:(

OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

i was like, fucking laughing out loud...god this is too funny

I wouldn't expect the water to follow my hand out of the bucket.


omg I almost died...


On topic:

Maybe the girl could have uhm, "emptied" herself before doing it? Might have gone a bit better.

omg I almost died...


Damn it don't joke about that! You got my hopes up :(

Damn it don't joke about that! You got my hopes up :(

Claws away, dear.

Or get her to suck you clean (if she's into that sorta thing..some girls are).

There's a line, and I think this is it.

Claws away, dear.

I'm sorry. I just do not get along with WAN, at all. I remember on my old account just about the first day I started posting I got in an argument with her about eugenics.

Don't act like you ain't never shit on nobody before!

It's not like I'm angry.... just traumatized.

It happens. Unless she douches her ass repeatedly, you're never safe. To me, it's worth it.

Ever hear of these latex things called condoms? If you don't want your dick coming in contact with shit during anal sex I suggest you wear a fucking condom.

Condom or no condom, its still shit on your dick.



I suggest you fuck her in a position where the ass is faced down, its all about the laws of gravity. Don't expect to plug/unplug her holes with her sitting on your dick and shit not to come down eventually.

Condom or no condom, its still shit on your dick.



I suggest you fuck her in a position where the ass is faced down, its all about the laws of gravity. Don't expect to plug/unplug her holes with her sitting on your dick and shit not to come down eventually.

lol, no. With a condom its shit on a condom, not your dick, retard.

Also if you notice anything bad growing on your dick, go to a doctor. The rectum may have lots of harmful bacteria.

This is not a scare tactic, but just a precaution. Of course tons of people do anal every [second(?)], but I know zero statistics on if it can cause anything.

Plus I'm too embarrassed to type it in on pubmed.gov to look for articles on any studies done :(

lol, no. With a condom its shit on a condom, not your dick, retard.



The condom is connected to your dick so ultimately its still shit on your dick. You can spin it any way you like its still ultimately the same.


If you got shit on your dick most likely you got some shit on your balls too.

The condom is connected to your dick so ultimately its still shit on your dick. You can spin it any way you like its still ultimately the same.


If you got shit on your dick most likely you got some shit on your balls too.

You have never had anal sex.

You have never had anal sex.



You have never had anal sex from reverse cowgirl have you. The fluid that drips out of the asshole is mixed in with shit moron.

just clean the old girl from the inside out, take her to the garden, fire up the hose, lather, rinse, repeat.

inb4pinksock

I definitely sympathize with you man. My ex convinced me to do anal with her while I was plastered, and she didn't have any real lube, so we used some herbal lotion. I wound up with shit and blood on my dick.

I am still traumatized, and will never do anal again.

*reason for edit was to add last sentence.

Oh fuck this thread made me laugh hard, which is bad considering I have bronchitis.

You were both drunk, so just forget about it. It's a hilarious story that you can tell now; you should be grateful for that.

It's like period sex. Just because it gets messy and smelly doesn't mean it cant feel great.



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Damn it don't joke about that! You got my hopes up :(

Wash thoroughly before use

when the red river flows, take the dirt road. (i guess in your case no road at all, i just wanted to use this phrase)

Did you bother to use lube?

You sayin', OPpie, that booze in copious quantities have seldom/never given you the loose bowels? Thus, mixed with the Anal Action, the whole boozy deal was pretty well a mess accompli. :D

I was actually a bit worried that you'd gotten drunk & ended up being the "catcher"... That would have been a somewhat sadder thread, I think.

I always encounter the lube and poop mixture more than just straight poop. The smell of shit mixed with the smell of astroglide is something I'll never forget.

... You couldn't tell you were fucking shit?

I wouldn't expect the water to follow my hand out of the bucket.

hahahahahahahahaha I lol'ed