And I am a 18 year old male. Is this strange?

Do you masturbate?

I'm 18 and I've only ever had two. I only have them if I don't come in any other way for about two weeks (which has only happened twice since I hit puberty...:D)

Nah I'm 18 and I've never had one either. Always thought it was a bit weird, but it probably isn't.

Me neither, and I fall into the realm of 18-24 year old male.

Never had one, seems normal.

I'm 17 and I've had many, you really are missing out.

I also occasionally have really fucked up sexual nightmares and cum too, those dreams really fuck me up before the days even started.

I've only had a couple, all but 2 of them happened back before I started masturbating, so around 5th grade. The best one I ever had was earlier this year, I woke up just as I was blowing the load, my god it was the most intense orgasm I've ever had.

They're fun until you wake up.

Also, i've only had a couple, they're not all that common if you masturbate regularly.

Never had one either and I'm 20.

I dont think I masturbate all that regularly only once or twice an hour

17 here and never had one myself, although i have had very sexual dreams nothing wet.. doesnt sound like something i want to experience either

I've never had one either
it seems to me that the more prone you are to premature ejaculation/ less you fap the more often you get them.

This could have been googled.

The frequency of nocturnal emissions is highly variable. Some men have experienced large numbers of nocturnal emissions as teenagers, while others have never experienced one. Eighty-three percent of men in the United States will experience nocturnal emissions at some time in their lives.[2] For males who have experienced nocturnal emissions the mean frequency ranges from 0.36 times per week for single 15 year old males to 0.18 times per week for 40 year old single males. For married males the mean ranges from 0.23 times per week for 19 year old married males to 0.15 times per week for 50 year old married males.[3] In some parts of the world nocturnal emissions are more common; for example, in Indonesia, surveys show that 97 percent of men experience nocturnal emissions by age 24.[4]

Somewhere a succubus is given shit by her boss for not doing her job

HAHAHAHAH!

That gets today's coverted "Made Jackketch Guffaw Coffee And Snot Over Laptop" award.

"Nocturnal emissions"?

Sounds like a heavy metal band.

It varies from person to person. If you really want one, try not choking the chicken for about a week or so.

Don't go commando. The sheets will be be ruined.

A Jack off a day keeps the wet dream away

this is the answer

guys im 90 years old and have never had a period

Well if you masturbate someone regularly (once every 2-4 weeks) you shouldn't have much of a problem. The reason you get wet dreams is you body needs to release the excess amount of semen/testosterone someway and its the fastest easiest way to do so. Hence jacking off prevents blockage leading to wet dreams.


OT has anyone ever slept on there stomach and got a hard on, felt a tingling sensation so you just kept laying on it and woke up the next morning with blood all over your cock. That shit sucks but it was a interesting feeling.

guessing you mean somewhat? cos i dont think masturbating any old guy will do shit for your wet dreams. unless youre into that.

guessing you mean somewhat? cos i dont think masturbating any old guy will do shit for your wet dreams. unless youre into that.



lol yes nice correction :).

Pretty much this...

Well if you masturbate someone regularly (once every 2-4 weeks) you shouldn't have much of a problem. The reason you get wet dreams is you body needs to release the excess amount of semen/testosterone someway and its the fastest easiest way to do so. Hence jacking off prevents blockage leading to wet dreams.

Heh, when I was going in my early teens, I could fap one evening, and then have a wet dream on the same night. Although sometimes there was no actual dream, which sucked.


OT has anyone ever slept on there stomach and got a hard on, felt a tingling sensation so you just kept laying on it and woke up the next morning with blood all over your cock. That shit sucks but it was a interesting feeling.

What the FUCK?

Most of them happen like normal dreams, you forget about them, and as for the wet patch, it could dry overnight. Unless you jack the hamster everyday at least once or twice... like me. Maybe I should stop, because now I have no pressure behind my ejaculation, except on rare occasions.

Heh, when I was going in my early teens, I could fap one evening, and then have a wet dream on the same night. Although sometimes there was no actual dream, which sucked.


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OT has anyone ever slept on there stomach and got a hard on, felt a tingling sensation so you just kept laying on it and woke up the next morning with blood all over your cock. That shit sucks but it was a interesting feeling.

What the FUCK?

This.

Im scared and confused. Blood? Everyhere? How?

Explain man or I will never sleep on my stomach again.

Heh, when I was going in my early teens, I could fap one evening, and then have a wet dream on the same night. Although sometimes there was no actual dream, which sucked.



Really? I've never heard of that, you must have had a lot of semen bottled up or something.




What the FUCK?



Yeah I don't know why I really threw that out there it just reminded me of an incident that happened when I was in the middle of puberty. Shit was fucking weird and ever since then I cannot sleep on my stomach.

So no shit, there I was, dreamin' all wetly. I woke up and find out I was being raped. :(

This.

Im scared and confused. Blood? Everyhere? How?

Explain man or I will never sleep on my stomach again.



Well gathering what I can remember all I know. You know how sometimes you wake up with an erection (well 90% of the time anyways) but it feels really good where you just kind of lay there and keep your eyes closed just still kind of dreaming sexual thoughts. Well I had one of those moments while I was sleeping on my stomach and just kind of laid in bed an hour or less. I must have fell asleep again while I was in that day dreaming state and woke up when my dick started tingling (painful yet pleasurable). After a few more minutes laying on my stomach with the erection I decided to try and get up and every movement hurt my dick on the way up. When I decided to go take the morning piss I noticed my underwear were sticking to my penis head and when I looked down I almost fainted as somehow I think the pressure of laying on my erection caused my dick to bleed.

Shit has freaked me out from sleeping on my stomach ever since.

Really? I've never heard of that, you must have had a lot of semen bottled up or something.

Normally it would happen after I had abstained from fapping for a short while.

One thing I noticed back then is that when my balls are full, they can hold 2.5 full loads.

Well gathering what I can remember all I know. You know how sometimes you wake up with an erection (well 90% of the time anyways) but it feels really good where you just kind of lay there and keep your eyes closed just still kind of dreaming sexual thoughts. Well I had one of those moments while I was sleeping on my stomach and just kind of laid in bed an hour or less. I must have fell asleep again while I was in that day dreaming state and woke up when my dick started tingling (painful yet pleasurable). After a few more minutes laying on my stomach with the erection I decided to try and get up and every movement hurt my dick on the way up. When I decided to go take the morning piss I noticed my underwear were sticking to my penis head and when I looked down I almost fainted as somehow I think the pressure of laying on my erection caused my dick to bleed.

Shit has freaked me out from sleeping on my stomach ever since.

Well you have converted me.

I sleep on my back from now on

Well gathering what I can remember all I know. You know how sometimes you wake up with an erection (well 90% of the time anyways) but it feels really good where you just kind of lay there and keep your eyes closed just still kind of dreaming sexual thoughts. Well I had one of those moments while I was sleeping on my stomach and just kind of laid in bed an hour or less. I must have fell asleep again while I was in that day dreaming state and woke up when my dick started tingling (painful yet pleasurable). After a few more minutes laying on my stomach with the erection I decided to try and get up and every movement hurt my dick on the way up. When I decided to go take the morning piss I noticed my underwear were sticking to my penis head and when I looked down I almost fainted as somehow I think the pressure of laying on my erection caused my dick to bleed.

Shit has freaked me out from sleeping on my stomach ever since.
Aw man you're making me gag...:(

Fuck that must suck....:o

Well you have converted me.

I sleep on my back from now on

foetal position ftw.

Don't fap for like two weeks, charge up your cumguns.

Then proceed with watching erotic porn before bed every night.

The numjum knows how to do it

HAHAHAHAH!

That gets today's coverted "Made Jackketch Guffaw Coffee And Snot Over Laptop" award.

Tis an honour :)

I got my only one when I was 19, too bad my cousin was in the same room. The room reeked of my semen :(

you just need to be really horny.

and sleep naked hugging a soft pillow.

it's just like any other dream really, eventually you will dream about it. Sometimes after a tough school week, you might dream about being in school, sometimes you play halo alot and you dream about halo, and sometimes you think about sex alot, and you get a sex dream.

When I had my wet dream, its was pretty full on then BAM, load in my pants :( had to change pants.

When I had my wet dream, its was pretty full on then BAM, load in my pants :( had to change pants.
Ironic username.

Ironic username.

Don't make me call the Irony Police.

Don't make me call the Irony Police.

Lolwut?

I also occasionally have really fucked up sexual nightmares and cum too

That sounds absolutely fucking awesome.

Tell us moar.

21yr old male, I've never had one. Always wake up with a hard on though..

I think every guy does.

Is it bad that i lold really hard at this,

I think every guy does.

I generally don't wake up with a hard on, but I will wake up and get it after a minute or so. It's the same as a morning wood one, because it won't go away for a while and needs an orgasm before it'll go away.

I generally don't wake up with a hard on, but I will wake up and get it after a minute or so. It's the same as a morning wood one, because it won't go away for a while and needs an orgasm before it'll go away.

Huh? Morning wood generally goes away after you take a piss.

Yeah I've never had one either. I always thought I was weird for it but it seems fairly common among totseans. i am kinda bummed though, it doesnt sound all that bad...

Never had one, masturbate at least once a week or have fun with the lady.

I got a wetdream before I ever jacked off.
I didn't wake up either.
So when I woke up the next morning I was wondering why my boxers were sticking to my pubes and dick. I went to the bathroom and I noticed this sticky grey substance coming out my shaft. I squeezed it forward like you'd squeeze a ketchup packet and then the rest came a floodin' out.
I was like, "Holy shit! So that's what that stuff is I saw on the internet!"

That, my friends, was my first experience with cum.

And the cum then looked kinda different than it does now. It was like condensed and real thick and sticky. There was no clearness to it. Probably cause it was sitting in there getting old my whole life.

Anyone puke yet?

Anyone puke yet?

This is the internet, you'll have to do better than that to make someone puke.

First time I jacked off I was wondering what the fuck the white shit was coming out of my penis (felt good probably because it was mixed with fear) and why it wouldn't stop coming out. No wonder they call it "cum".

I was running around my room getting cum everywhere trying to stop it. I swear to god only time I had a 30 second orgasm.

me habing wet dreams at the age of 19 makes me a bed wetter.

IM ASHAMED * suicide !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! * .............................. ?

No it doesn't. Just means you need to masturbate/have more sex.

I've had a few in my time, im 21 now. Coolest one I remember was this alien chick (Kinda looked like that blue, shapechanger chick of X-men- but greener), yeah we had sex in a public toilet, took me like 5 seconds to blow.

But it's different (At least for me) when you cum in a dream, it like kind of pisses out, instead of pumping out.

No it doesn't. Just means you need to masturbate/have more sex.


i only had sex a 3 times. but its mainly because im a wus and have the ladies come up to me.

i dont see the joy in masturbating.

dont get me wrong, i do get boners, but i dont wack it. i dont see the joy in it. hmm, ill wack off the tommorow in the showers to see how good it feels, never masturbated :o

cooking or vegatable oil, right?

i only had sex a 3 times. but its mainly because im a wus and have the ladies come up to me.

i dont see the joy in masturbating.

dont get me wrong, i do get boners, but i dont wack it. i dont see the joy in it. hmm, ill wack off the tommorow in the showers to see how good it feels, never masturbated :o

cooking or vegatable oil, right?

You have GOT to be trolling.

You have GOT to be trolling.

kiss my black ass, bitch.

the thing is....im white

nope. im being really serious on the fact that i never masturbated.

i mean, i attempted to masturbate a few times but i never really got the hang of it. but people later said to use oil.

ok lemme rephrase.

i attempted to masturbate.

but i never masturbated successfully.

kiss my black ass, bitch.

the thing is....im white

nope. im being really serious on the fact that i never masturbated.

i mean, i attempted to masturbate a few times but i never really got the hang of it. but people later said to use oil.

ok lemme rephrase.

i attempted to masturbate.

but i never masturbated successfully.

ok,my definition of a * success masturbation * is when you both enjoy it and make sperm come out in the end.

when i attempted masturbating, it was boring and nothing came out..

it was most likely cause i was stubborn * we all are at a young age * and i did it with dry hands and a dry penis.

kiss my black ass, bitch.

the thing is....im white

nope. im being really serious on the fact that i never masturbated.

i mean, i attempted to masturbate a few times but i never really got the hang of it. but people later said to use oil.

ok lemme rephrase.

i attempted to masturbate.

but i never masturbated successfully.

You know you're supposed to be stimulating yourself visually with revealing imagery of human females while you are parting in this activity, right?

ok,my definition of a * success masturbation * is when you both enjoy it and make sperm come out in the end.

when i attempted masturbating, it was boring and nothing came out..

it was most likely cause i was stubborn * we all are at a young age * and i did it with dry hands and a dry penis.

I do it with dry hands and a dry cock. It just needs to be hard. If you don't enjoy it, do it faster, until you bleed. Then if you STILL don't cum, just give up.

No I don't think it was because the cum had been there all of your life. Maybe your cum was that color because it had been out of your body for a while.

P.S. that won't get anyone to puke on the internet, especially not people that read this forum

I was running around my room getting cum everywhere trying to stop it.
This made me lol. I pictured you running frantically around your room attempting to stifle the fire hose of cum.

Sleep in the bath tub. You'll be wet and dreaming. Problem fix.