hey im planning on breaking into alot of municipal buildings this holiday and id like to know some great ways to shatter a window quietly and completely (so there's no jagged bits left in the frame)
. Obviously a safety hammer (like the ones you find on buses) would be good but i forgot to steal one so any other ideas.

Even though for alot of people this is a dumbfuck question dont flame me. Im used to B&E but i have always drilled out the lock or just fucked the window with a ball pein hammer. This time however i cant because of noise,type of window etc. One of the building im going to hit requires me to be in and out in 2 minutes (due to its proximity to the owner and police) so i cant fuck around with glass.

Valkyr

Oh yeah and swim told me to tell you this is all hypotheical

Shotgun but its not so quiet. I really don't know of any way to shatter a whole glass window quietly. Don't even think that can be done.

Baseball bats do a pretty damn good job though. Perhaps if you tie a towel around the impact part it will make a little less noise.


Good Luck

Dude, plasma torch will melt right through the glass instantly... They make lightweight portable ones. I know this reply is a little late since Xmas is over already, but just for future reference!

Get your head and smash it into the glass. The falling glass will hit your neck and muffle the sound, thus silent.

Ninja rocks.

Ninja rocks, aka porcelain from spark plugs or your toilet.

Glass, honey, cardboard.

Alternatively, delete the "system32" folder.

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Alternatively, delete the "system32" folder.

Dont even joke about that ive had done it.

My taxes paid for those windows, asshat.

tape up the whole window with gorilla tape and put a dragontooth or big rock inside a pillow and just throw it and hope for the best, or you could just use your head and let your neck muffle the noise like that other dude said

fuck all the complicated shit foo just wrap your fist up and bust that shit then remove all the shards, either that or use a brick god dammit

I think a Kansas city shuffle is the the best answer to the problem at hand.

Get a friend to break a window somewhere else. As everybody's ears are focused in that direction, nobody will notice when you break your window.

I tried it back in '93 and it worked like a dream.

put contact paper on the window, and then use a slingshot + ninja rocks to shatter it. Peel away the contact paper with the glass shards and you're golden.

create a distraction or something...
have a car go by with music BLARING

Rape it, it will then be submissive. Then you tell it to be quiet or you'll snap its fingers. 60% of the time, it works every time, guaranteed

shovel wrapped in a rag.

Thats the most hilariously stupid answer yet lol

Ninja rocks.

Ninja rocks, aka porcelain from spark plugs or your toilet.

put contact paper on the window, and then use a slingshot + ninja rocks to shatter it. Peel away the contact paper with the glass shards and you're golden.

Now I'm no expert, but why would a building have windows made out of auto glass?