About
Community
Bad Ideas
Drugs
Ego
Erotica
Fringe
Society
Technology
register | bbs | search | rss | faq | about
meet up | add to del.icio.us | digg it
Go Back   Community > Vices > Sex and Affection
FAQ Members List Calendar Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read

Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
 #1 
Old 2008-12-27, 04:43
Regular
 
Default Not so tough act to follow

My new lover mentioned that her first husband thought she was frigid, which is totally not true. It turns out he has 14" and proportionate girth. They had to use a donut device to keep him from ramming her cervix.

Most of the women I've been with think my 8" is above average and quite satisfactory.
 #2 
Old 2008-12-27, 04:44
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Quote:
Originally Posted by temp user name
My new lover mentioned that her first husband thought she was frigid, which is totally not true. It turns out he has 14" and proportionate girth. They had to use a donut device to keep him from ramming her cervix.

Most of the women I've been with think my 8" is above average and quite satisfactory.


ANd your point is....

Sry...Edit

Congrats you just bragged and showed off for the first time ever Troll.
You are now obviously toting a 3inch
 #3 
Old 2008-12-27, 04:45
Peoples Elmo Peoples Elmo is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Quote:
Originally Posted by temp user name
My new lover mentioned that her first husband thought she was frigid, which is totally not true. It turns out he has 14" and proportionate girth. They had to use a donut device to keep him from ramming her cervix.

Most of the women I've been with think my 8" is above average and quite satisfactory.

*raises BS flag*
 #4 
Old 2008-12-27, 04:45
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

*raises BS flag*

+1 to the new arrival
 #5 
Old 2008-12-27, 04:49
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

hmm... good job
 #6 
Old 2008-12-27, 05:06
Regular
 
New Zealand
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Maybe you should get a donut and eat it?
 #7 
Old 2008-12-27, 05:09
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Quote:
Originally Posted by Numberjumbo
Maybe you should get a donut and eat it?


I think its time for....

EARTH!
 #8 
Old 2008-12-27, 05:10
Regular
 
Ontario canada
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

You are now obviously toting a 3inch

Tote...love it.
 #9 
Old 2008-12-27, 05:14
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Tote...love it.

Fuck you, not only did you ruin the planet but you came out of nowhere to compliment my vocabulary....

Thank you :)
 #10 
Old 2008-12-27, 05:24
Regular
 
San Francisco
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

i think its time for....

Earth!

Wind!
 #11 
Old 2008-12-27, 05:24
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

wind!

No No just no, its over WAN Killed it
 #12 
Old 2008-12-27, 05:26
Regular
 
Ontario canada
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

No No just no, its over WAN Killed it

Huh wut? Sorry what'd i do?
 #13 
Old 2008-12-27, 05:30
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Huh wut? Sorry what'd i do?

Killed Captain planet...its alright hell be back...Hell be back...
 #14 
Old 2008-12-27, 05:32
Regular
 
San Francisco
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

No No just no, its over WAN Killed it

God dammit.

Now I feel like a damn fool.
 #15 
Old 2008-12-27, 05:32
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

god dammit.

Now i feel like a damn fool.

earth!
 #16 
Old 2008-12-27, 06:01
Regular
 
Istanbul, Turkey
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Fire!
 #17 
Old 2008-12-27, 06:22
Regular
 
Canada
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Hart :v
 #18 
Old 2008-12-27, 06:23
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Hart :v

Fail go die
 #19 
Old 2008-12-27, 06:38
Regular
 
Canada
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Fail go die

Guess who just got trolled hard! :o
 #20 
Old 2008-12-27, 06:44
MartialShot MartialShot is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Guess who just got trolled hard! :o

Its either you or me, so Iam gonna go with the odds and guess...

You?
 #21 
Old 2008-12-27, 09:40
Hazzard Hazzard is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Fuckin' H20 nigguhhhzz!!
 #22 
Old 2008-12-27, 09:50
Robolrich Robolrich is offline
Regular
 
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Can we go ahead and /thread?


This thread has no point except for trolling.
 #23 
Old 2008-12-27, 10:59
Moderator
 
East end
Default Re: Not so tough act to follow

Quote:
Originally Posted by Robolrich
Can we go ahead and /thread?


This thread has no point except for trolling.


Good call, acolyte. Good call.

Guys...As much fun as it is to invoke the holy mantra to summon the great Captain Planet...And sit and giggle about the OP's little pecker....

Peoples Elmo raised the BS flag...And MartialShot gave him a +1 (quite nicely done, I might add.)

I agree...This is a bullshit thread that has become a lulz-fest with no real point for existing.
 
To the best of our knowledge, the text on this page may be freely reproduced and distributed.
 

totse.com certificate signatures
 
 
About | Community | Bad Ideas | Drugs | Ego | Erotica | Fringe | Society | Technology
Hot Topics