Instructions:

You don't need to spend your parent's hard-earned money to buy sex pheromones anymore! Yes, you can now prepare it right in the privacy of your room at almost no cost in your own time. I used to work at a popular sex pheromones firm and learned the secret while at it for 7 months. Without going into the physiological details of how pheromones are produced naturally by all individuals and how they work, I explain you how to prepare it on your own. Please note, the method is applicable only for the male sex pheromone.

Requirements

1. Test tubes or any other glass container (no metal)
2. Filter paper
3. Early morning fresh urine
4. Enriched semen

Procedure

This is gonna be the hardest part for many of you. You gotta abstain from sex/masturbation in any form for 10-11 days. Don't extend it beyond 12 days though. This is to enrich your semen.

After you have completed enrichment, arouse yourself to an intense degree with the aid of your sex partner or quality porn. Masturbate and collect the enriched semen in a glass container. Now filter the collection into another glass container using a filter paper. It should be done within a minute of ejaculation or the pro-pheromone in the semen will be oxidized. Seal the container tight after you collect the filtrate.

The urine in the early morning (after an adequate sleep) is very different from urine at other times of the day. It contains high levels of urea, which will be used as a catalyst for activating the pro-pheromone. Make sure you have a good night's sleep and collect the urine in the moring.

Now you are all set to begin the actual preparation. Take catalyst (morning urine) and pro-hormone (enriched semen) in the ratio of 10:7 and mix them in a clean glass container. In a few seconds you should start to smell something 'weird' and 'repulsive'. Mind you, it's the MALE pheromone. Unless you are a female or are gay, you won't find it attractive. Transfer the container to the stove and reduce it over LOW HEAT to 10-20% of its original volume. This step is extremely important to concentrate the solution. Once the solution has cooled, close the preparation tight and keep away from light.

Use as much as required and whenever necessary. An one time application of about 1.5 ml of the preparation lasts for about 16 hours. This may seem like a lot of solution, and it works best if you spread it widely over your chest, arms, neck, and armpits. Applying small amounts in the crotch area will help too! Note: This may smell repulsive to you for the first 10-15 minutes of application, but to women or gay men it will not produce this effect.

Speaking from personal experience and various experiments, females go fuckin crazy when they are exposed to the preparation. I have used the home-made pheromone to gently caress incrediblt HOT girls. They lose control and go fuckin crazy like flies jumping into the burning fire at night. Try it, you will be like OMFG!

Expiry: 3 days unless frozen.

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2820525&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

Something that piqued my curiosity. Anybody in LT care to shed some light on the subject?

If it's false (and I'm thinking it probably is)...fucking LOL if anybody did it.

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http://img.waffleimages.com/aae56c65bc8e7620ea28a658ccf1aa53e57808b9/chemistry.GIF

wow....

I remember this thread!!

Some guy posted this is Sex & affection a couple of years back... IIRC, somebody actually went and tried it (or at least said they did) and found it to have marginally successful results - though nothing definately distinguishable from placebo...

Although there is evidence (some very recent evidence in fact, though I don't have a link to it at the minute) that pheremones play an active role inhuman attraction, I think it's safe to say that mixing your own piss and spunk together and wearing it on your face is not the way to go about it...;)

*Jizzes on his neck*...You baby smell that, its the smell of drie cu*..ah nah i mean man smell:p

Arent't any of you getting laid or what?

Arent't any of you getting laid or what?


Of course I am - I see your mom about once a week, but she's getting kinda stale...

Got any sisters?

Of course I am - I see your mom about once a week, but she's getting kinda stale...

Got any sisters?

So it you? It Motherfucker! (u c wut i did thar)

I have a sister but she is 15...you wouldn't dare....would you?

So it you? It Motherfucker! (u c wut i did thar)

I have a sister but she is 15...you wouldn't dare....would you?


Yes, it's me - a shame you had to find out like this...


As for your sister, I can wait... ;)

Yes, it's me - a shame you had to find out like this...


As for your sister, I can wait... ;)

Just you wait! I when i catch you i will drip methanol/MeAM solution into your eyes and fused NaOH on your genital area

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year :)

Just you wait! I when i catch you i will drip methanol/MeAM solution into your eyes and fused NaOH on your genital area

Lol chem threats :)

OP, I would doubt its adherence to the truth purely by the various odd wording; for example they claim a biological product to be a catalyst, and in general any biological catalyst is an ... enzyme, so quite why they don't call it that I don't know. Plus the number of times that the original writer stresses that although it is going to smell awful, it won't to the opposite sex for some reason, and the last sentence is so much like mindless conjecture it appears to disrepute the rest of the pseudo scientific writing style.

There's no doubting that pheromones can have an effect, but so can a nice shirt, confident demeanour and seventeen bottles of smirnoff ice.

Ah yes, the "drink this till I'm cute" tactic.

This will probably do nothing and even if it does work you would probably get a very low yield of the pheremone.

In fact you probably have more luck just whipping it out in front of a chick.

Unless of course that chick has a fetish for spunk and piss all over someones body.

Don't they all ?!

Don't they all ?!

There goes my faith in humanity...:(

Bisulfate works better. I have no idea how you can dehydrate with urea.

lol que?

lol que?

It's a dehydration reaction (alcohol===>alkene) and OP says that it can be done with urea. I don't think so.

It's a dehydration reaction (alcohol===>alkene) and OP says that it can be done with urea. I don't think so.

Ah gotcha!

jizz and piss on yourself, dont bathe for a few days or wash it off, and tell me how often you get laid