Before any of you make fun of the situation, I had to do what I had to do.

I'm due on a plane leaving from Detroit tonight at 8 and will arrive in Las Vegas at 10 thier time. So it's about a 4 1/2 hour trip. Bought some weed,(I know I could wait until I get there, but I didn't.

It was already in a bag, but I wrapped it with some cloth, and put it in another bag about 4-5 times. I used a little tape to cover the pokey ends of the plastic, and have shoved it up my rectum..

I basically want to know the chances of me getting caught. I'm not so much worried about the detectors as I am about those dogs.
Does anybody know the likelihood of me getting caught.

Slim ...

You see, on domestic flights, security isn't all that tight ... unlike your ass, but that'll change soon enough :p

why the fuck would you shove it up your ass
just put it in your fucking suitcase
are you really gonna smoke weed thats been up your ass?

Slim to none. Generally you don't have to worry about domestic flights and the Detroit airport is pretty relaxed as far as airports go.

I once flew from New Orleans to Detroit with a whole nug of weed unprotected in the stash pocket of my jeans. I had the rest of my weed safely stashed elsewhere but somehow that nug slipped into my pocket and I found it when I got home.

Normally no dogs in regular domestic flight terminals.

You know you could have just put that in your pocket and not given it a second thought, right? Enjoy your anal stimulation.

Not for airports, but little bits of Cayenne pepper will get the dogs away from your car in no time. Not a detectable amount, of course, since the cops will see it and know exactly what's going on. It doesn't take much for it to be very irritating to the dogs.

Obviously still keep your stuff well hidden in case they decide to do a manual search, but if the dogs don't give the signal they'll be much less likely to search.

I would laugh my ass off if you got there and you couldnt shit it out leaving it stuck there till the moment you got home when it just falls out... :D

You were so desperate for some pot you shoved it up your ass?



Wow.


I guess to some people weed really is a drug.




You fucking noob. I bet you live somewhere in the middle of the us.

My friend did that going from London to Vancouver (I have no idea why, our weed is a million times better than the soapbar he insisted on bringing back). There were no problems, but it was apparently pretty uncomfortable. Anyway, if my friend can do that going on an international flight from fuckin' Heathrow, you can handle a domestic flight.

Fuck ever shoving things up my arse, if I had to transport anything on a flight I would just wrap and swallow. At least then your arse remains the exit hole and never has to become an entry hole for anything. That and I bet it would be a lot less uncomfortable. I would also only reserve it for something very worthwhile like bringing back quality hash from the netherlands, some top notch coke or a big ole lump of MDMA crystal. Not just bog standard weed, I can never understant why some stoners go to such great lenghs not to go without a little weed for a short amount of time, couldnt you just buy some when you get to your destination?!

This is the one thing I learned from watching the Steve-O movies.

If you take a gram or two and put it in a condom (wash the spermicidal lube off) and swallow it, you can puke it up (as steve-o did while onstage in sweden) a couple hours later.

You could potentially swallow it and then shit it out, but it won't just pass through as fast as regular food, since your food is mostly broken down for the majority of your digestive system. Plus, I'm pretty sure your weed will smell like the inside of your colon.

But.. bro.

Honestly, how much weed could you possibly fit up your ass to make it worth bringing it somewhere. Aren't you going to fucking Las Vegas? Are you fucking with us? You should take the weed out of your ass, and just fuckin smoke it all right before you leave for the airport. Save a joint for the parking lot, and you'll be high for a good hour/hour and a half on the plane, then sleep, wake up in Las Vegas, walk anywhere and start asking people who look local for buds.
I'd recommend someone who looks like they're leaving work at a casino or hotel, someone who's not just a tourist, odds are they smoke some weed. Or, if you see a young dude who has long hair walking around. 90% of guys 18-28 who have long hair smoke weed.

Or fuck it, walk up to a concierge. A concierge will get you anything. It's their job.

During my life time of travelling I have only seen I search dog in my life. It was in a Cuban airport and I was on my way home and a german shepard pops up out of nowhere. Luckily my stash was all done. Other than that I have never seen any other drug dog. This might be due to the fact I live in Canada, but even in my visits to the Sates I have not seen a dog

You could have just put the bud in your pocket, and left anything metal in your carry on. 90% of dogs at the airport are bomb sniffing dogs, drugs are just not a priority. The drug dogs would be sniffing checked baggage because that's where the worthwhile quantities of drugs are.

Lol you shoved whatever drug up your ass?You could have taped it to you leg or crotch. LOL AT SHOVING IT UP YOUR ASS you weirdo. when i flew with a gram of weed i folded it in a dollar bill and carried it in my back pocket.

Everyone that is being all "OOOH U SO STUPID U COULDA JUST POCKET/CROTCH IT" it's called playing it safe. If it's in your ass there is like .00001% chance of getting caught. Granted the chances of something happening on domestic flights IS slim. All that being said, it WAS pretty unnecessary to stuff a lousy 4 grams of trees in your ass to go to vegas.

im glad you put the weed up your little poopy hole (not so little now, you stole your own ass virginity), it was very fun reading these replies. your weed will probably taste of shit and you'll end up buying some in sin city.

You know this guy just wanted an excuse to shove something up his ass . . . haha

try to smuggle something into dubai....

fuck if i ever have to go to dubai im buying new fucking clothes and shoes and not fucking eating a bagel for breakfast...

get fucking arrested for a microscopic speck of weed inside your shoe... or a poppy seed from a bagel.... something like 7 years for that sort of thing...

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Putting tape in your ass is a really bad idea. You also shouldn't put anything that isn't smooth in your ass. I understand that if you don't want a criminal record because of your education or whatever, or your job. I think it's funny that all these homophobes are posting in this topic.

Putting certain drugs in your ass to smuggle them is one way to make an assload of money and ensure that you're not caught. Depending on the drugs. Hash oil would be better up the ass though. Or just plain hash. Cause they're more potent obviously and you'd get much more out of putting weed stuff in your ass that way.

And this is the story of how a troll/noob got a bunch of reasonably intelligent people to buy into his crap and talk about his ass.

I'm sorry I meant this post to be better, however I am high on acid.

[QUOTE=tordek battlehammer;10858764]Fuck ever shoving things up my arse...At least then your arse remains the exit hole and never has to become an entry hole for anything. QUOTE]

I wholeheartedly agree.

So.... how're you gonna get it out? That'd be easier to explain in a hospital than a highliter or a little toy car up your ass. I always thought if you put stuff in there it's hard to get it out, but I've never had the erm.. pleasure.. of trying it.

lol.. my boy went to las vegas for his 21st birthday. within like 3 hours of landing there he had bought like $100 worth of weed and a quarter of coke with no effort. it's not like youre going to get ill without your fucking ganja why are you being a total moron and shoving it up your ass? i hope you get caught.

reminds me of the time i forgot i had a few stamps in my key pocket...


soon aren't they unveiling those xray detectors? those will screw you in this scenario..

assload of money