what is it that you typically say to a girl right before you make a move on her to kiss her for the first time? And what body language do you use? Is it typically the same line every time or does it vary a lot depending on the situation/mood.

p.s. this is my first day on totse so dont hold back on any new arrival bashing :p

Do you give head after anal? Then I punch her in the teeth.

You don't really have to say anything, just kind of do it when it seems right. Body language is dependent on the situation

mh.. for me what id like.. is when the conversation just starts to taper out naturally and you have that couple seconds of silence where you look at each other, and dont give it enough time to where its an "awkward silence", look at her and look down at her lips a little with a little bit of a smile on your face and just lean toward her and maybe touch her face and kiss her.

i think thats sweet.

i dont think you need to say much before a kiss.

"Open wide, bitch."

Then pull the old switcheroo, and...surprise head!

If you plan it out you'll fuck it up.

This.

You just have to feel the situation out

with your dick

This.

You just have to feel the situation out

with your dick

Haha.

You don't have to say shit, it should just....happen.

When I first kissed my girlfriend, we were hugging and I pulled out of the hug then lent in, and she'd never kissed someone before so she she froze and made an "OMFG" face.

And I was like "...Just kiss me." and she did.




Wait, that's actually no help to you at all.

Don't say anything. I can't think of anything you could say that wouldn't be weird and the opposite of conducive to a proper first kiss.

i think that's cute :/

She says something silly, I playfully call her a brat, she defends herself so I start to tickle her. She laughs, fights back and one of us ends up in a compromising position on top of the other.

Then I kiss her.

I don't plan it like that but it's always how it happens. It's getting old really.



-F☺rd

i think that's cute :/

It was sooooo cute.

<3

Just look her in the eyes and glance at her lips. Don't say anything because being kissed in mid sentence is a weird sensation.

When I first kissed my girlfriend, we were hugging and I pulled out of the hug then lent in, and she'd never kissed someone before so she she froze and made an "OMFG" face.

And I was like "...Just kiss me." and she did.


Was that a little awkward?

Was that a little awkward?

For her, yeah.

I find the best way to do it is so that she doesn't know what's coming. Every girl sees romantic comedies and they're all the same. They will never say this, but girls don't want that.

What I usually do is say that she's a little bit fat, or that my last girlfriend was a bit smarter. Something along those lines to, you know, throw them off track a bit. Then I like to glare at them for a good 20 seconds. Any less and it's weird, any more and it's scary, time it to get it right. Then, when she's not suspecting it and getting up to leave, grab her shoulders and pull her back down, then grab her hair and plant one on her.

This has worked with every girl I've ever met. Trust me man, they love this shit.

This shit really works? If some guy said that to me, I'd give a prompt "fuck you" and walk out.

But, I could see this working, in some weird, parallel universe way. Definitely original.

what your going to do is this

Get 2 sowing pins about 3 inches long, Tape them to your pinky and your pointing finger on the same hand. Tape them so they are sort of an extension of your fingers, the pins should reach out about 2 inches each finger. When your near here lean in and pretend to touch her face but poke both pins into her eyes.

She will start screaming, and that is when you shove your tongue into her mouth

win

This shit really works? If some guy said that to me, I'd give a prompt "fuck you" and walk out.

And that's why we love you, you angry bitch.

i let them come to me and then i say my feelings abotu the situation probably

just wait it out and it'll happen don't worry about it, i know that's prolly tough but trust a complete and total stranger when i tell you its no big deal and it'll happen.

I'm always a big fan of the long silences followed by both turning to say something at once followed by stamerings of "you go""no no you go" Followed by swooping in and letting it happen.

In other words just go with the flow if you try plan it out step by step you will just act automatically to what you think is the cue in your head and fuck it up then she will go around and say that guy tried to kiss me but it was a fail

an epic fail.

So let it happen :D

'You've got something in your teeth... Here... Let me see if I can get it"

by far the most similar description to the majority of my first kisses. maybe we know each other?

Often it becomes really evident that a girl wants it, you can see it in her eyes during that silence. A lot of the time I laugh a little and say some sort of quip about the situation or maybe a just a compliment, then the kiss.

Ive found that many girls are kinda shitty kissers (at least the ones Im kissing at college?), maybe not "shitty" but not tactful = go for tongue right away. Funny, just cause I was set straight on that by my first college hookup. Even the cutest girl Ive ever kissed (which was this fall) went for the tongue immediately - and I thought she was a quiet, goodie-two-shoes! If a girl does that, I pull away and say something about taking it slower, ya know - a quip - then resume kissing, building up to tongue.

Go find a nice sturdy baseball bat. From there, take said bat, and smash your head in until you lose consciousness, proceeding which you play the retard card for bonus points. Believe me, it doesn't appear to be a stretch...

Just to make sure we're on the same page, we're talking about Amanda right Chichi?

Dad, I said I don't feel comfortable doing this

fucking new arrivals....




























.....oh wait

Just to make sure we're on the same page, we're talking about Amanda right Chichi?

lol.

What the fuck?

see: Arquin.

*snorts coffee over laptop*

I usually just say "come here" with a cheeky smile, put my right palm on here lower back and pull her in, then maybe put my left hand and her neck.

Smoooth as.

First good laugh of the day :D

are you trying to tell us that u have tentakle-like tongue


Dad, I said I don't feel comfortable doing this

this is very, very VERY good, however just to be a hair-slitting cunt, you probably could have said ``mom``, instead of dad, because OP did say girl, not boy

I usually just say "come here" with a cheeky smile, put my right palm on here lower back and pull her in, then maybe put my left hand and her neck.

Smoooth as.

Agreed.

Would have been even smoother if you said ``come hither`instead of come here. Then again, i am a hair-splitting bitch so feel free to ignore me :)

on topic:

i`d probably say ``incoming transmission``, which 1. is technically correct seeing as how we would soon be transmitting our saliva to each other and 2. would have been very funny assuming he or she plays starcraft, which they might as well do, if they were to try to get with me

definitely do this.

Yeah, it feels so much good to caress the girls neck and hair with one hand while you're kissing. After all I've got big, bony hands, gotta make 'em useful sometimes.

what one would say, and what she said, two different things, but affective nonetheless

So weird it can blow the female mind and cause pure addiction.

YEAH BAYBY, YE-AH
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So weird it can blow the female mind and cause pure addiction.



you gotta be kidding me

"Kiss me, you big lug."

"Let's see how good you are compared to MOM"

First kiss? I usually go straight to "Bite the pillow, it's going in dry!"

say nothing..really all you need to do is just put your hand like on her face by her cheek and turn it toward you...see if it flows to your mouth...IDK you can't really plan it...if you both want to..the situation will naturally happen

Get close to them with a hug, if that doesn't get you a kiss, kiss them on the cheek and if that doesn't work kiss them on the cheek again.

Works all the time if you actually have a chance.

Get close to them with a hug, if that doesn't get you a kiss, kiss them on the cheek and if that doesn't work kiss them on the cheek again.

Works all the time if you actually have a chance.

This. And if you didn't get a kiss. You probably never had a chance.

"I just gave head to my father after letting him fuck me in the ass"

"Open up baby, here comes the tongue train"

"I just gave dome (head) to my father after letting him fuck me in the ass"

Lulz :D

Also:

"Stop. Hammer Time."

my most recent girl was yammering on about chick bullshit. Make a move you fucking vagina.

I've deduced that I wouldn't want to kiss a guy who had to consult an internet forum about how to initiate a kiss.

But maybe that's just me.

It's unlikely that after consulting the internet forum he'd decide to tell you about it.

It's unlikely that after consulting the internet forum he'd decide to tell you about it.

I'd know.
Ohhh, I'd KNOW, alright.

yeah, I phailed.

Well the way I try to do it anyways, is after I know the girl a little bit, and I feel confident I can do something without getting rejected, I wait for them to ask me to do something small for them, like "can I borrow your lighter" or "lets stop at the store". Then I look right at her and say something like "ya sure... but you gotta gimme a kiss." like right out of no where. Its yet to fail me, most of the time she wont even say anything just look at me for a second then smile and lean in.

^ Fail. You're not supposed to ask before you kiss. It makes you look like a woman. You must've been dating some fatties.

that'd work on me every time

"Hey! Want mouth AIDS?"

Lmao.