Hey, this is one thing I can never really get the hang of and master: The art of speech when related to keeping girls engaged and thoroughly interested. I wanna be able to brighten up their day once they clasp eyes on me, and think "hey, this guy can talk his ass off, make sense and still get my pussy wet". Right now it's infrequent with my success of chatting to girls properly, because it's usually hit n' miss when I crack intentional jokes, or I can keep it flowing for a long period of time but in person I freeze, get shaken and act all ordinary and un-special...It sucks.

So Totse, it's your duty to whip this 15 year kid into shape with some hardcore advise. Do your worst bitches...:)

Not saying you are wrong here but are you sure people say "clasp eyes on ___"?

You're fuckin scum you maggot!

Drop down and gimme 20!

You're worse than shit. You're the flies that land on dog shit and eat it!

Drop down and gimme 20!

You're bitch you faggot.

Drop down and gimme 20!

I bet you don't even like pussy!

Drop down and gimme 20!

*repeat

I'm really unsure, it sounded wrong in my head but I just decided to type it anyway. :o

I'm really unsure, it sounded wrong in my head but I just decided to type it anyway. :o

I looked it up for you: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/clasp%5B2%5D

I will quote it here:


1: to fasten with or as if with a clasp <a robe clasped with a brooch>
2: to enclose and hold with the arms ; specifically : embrace
3: to seize with or as if with the hand : grasp


No I don't think you can really use it in conjunction with eyes. What you probably meant was "lock eyes with me", I think.

No I don't think you can really use it in conjunction with eyes. What you probably meant was "lock eyes with me", I think.

No, I actually meant "clapped eyes" now I think of it.

Just realise that you can say whatever bullshit you like.

Then just say whatever comes to mind. When there's silence, just say something.

Seriously, 1-1 conversation is incredibly easy.

Ask questions about them, there are things that always change, so those can be asked from day to day.
Every so often, pop up interesting things about yourself, never complement fish though.
On that thought, if they compliment fish, don't always take the bait, just change the conversation, it'll keep em interested.

Theres more to come... Let me think...I'm not in a terribly good mood tonight, maybe i'll post about it later.

Protip: Treat them like crap.

I must admit, i hate doing that.

Just make the conversation about them. Really, it works every time. People LOVE talking about themselves, and it's great because you can feign interest and ask question after question. At the end of the conversation, you know everything about them and they know nothing about you.. Win

If you want someone think you're interesting, be interested in them.

I had a long ass convo with this guy and he talked about himself for the whole time. All I did was listen and ask questions. At the end he told me I was a really interesting person. Go figure.

Never be silent for more than 3 seconds.

Unless you're as cool as this guy:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KnVX-uv-QPc

This seems about right, unless the person is in love with (the OP, or yourself) and wants to hear about you.

But Haedis seems right from what I've visually gathered.

I must admit, i hate doing that.
Me too.

It works though...

Unless you're as cool as this guy:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KnVX-uv-QPc

Yep, pulp fiction is pretty cool.

It comes natural to me because either I'm naturally charismatic or because I've just done it a lot. I don't know which, but here's a few tips:

-Be knowledgeable. I can talk in-depth about a few subjects, but I'm well versed on pretty much everything. I can adapt to any conversation and tie it in to anything else. Useful!

-LISTEN!!! Don't spend the time she's talking thinking of things to say. Listen to what she's saying and pick out small things. Small details give you hours of things to talk about.

-Call her out on shit, playfully:

Oh, you had a boyfriend last year but he didn't treat you well? Yeah, I probably wouldn't either. Besides, I need a girl who I can watch south park with

Now you'll get a playful response back, usually something like OMG I LOVE SOUTH PARK!!!

You've just opened a new topic of conversation.

I can't think anymore, but it's a skill all unto itself. And like any skill, practice makes perfect. Get out there and start conversing. I love LINES!!! Waiting for my metropass at school, I love running up the the hottest girl (something mid-line) and giving her a hug, playfully. Then I explain to her quietly that it's all a ruse so I can jump the line. If you keep it playful she will be too.

I want to end on this note. WOMEN WILL MIRROR YOUR EMOTIONS!!! Next time you're telling a story, become happier and happier. She will too, you'll even be able to see it. If you act nervous and unhappy, so will she and 2 unhappy people nervous about each other don't get along. Be happy and you'll see her react positively.

It comes natural to me because either I'm naturally charismatic or because I've just done it a lot. I don't know which, but here's a few tips:


self-diagnosed awesome doesn't count

self-diagnosed awesome doesn't count

I'm actually pretty modest. This is based on the judgment of some girls, exes, friends, and my ability to improvise (ie, bullshit) my way through presentations and speeches and receive As.

Actually, according to the peer assessment of my last speech, the only people who had a problem with it were the Asians. I shit you not, I got pretty much a unanimous 90% from my class except for a half dozen or so asian kids.

You'd think they'd be a little more generous after I overlooked the fact that they couldn't speak English, maintain eye contact, or speak with a voice full of conviction.

In uncomfortable silence, only if you know the girl well, the thing I do is just stare at her eyes and give her a sexy look, it might only work if you have nice eyes though im not sure, girls always tell me this.

Let her talk.

They love that.

alcohol.

I think the biggest sign that some one is date potential is that with in 10 minutes of meeting them you talk to each other like you've known each other for years. Then you have the girls where you think they're hot so you make an effort to talk to them and it's just painful. The latter are used for sex.

I looked it up for you: http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/clasp%5B2%5D

I will quote it here:


1: to fasten with or as if with a clasp <a robe clasped with a brooch>
2: to enclose and hold with the arms ; specifically : embrace
3: to seize with or as if with the hand : grasp


No I don't think you can really use it in conjunction with eyes. What you probably meant was "lock eyes with me", I think.

you can clap your eyes onto something. i think.

Silence should *never* be uncomfortable. When you're with the right person, you can talk forever on the most meaningless things, or enjoy the silence and are happy with each other.

If its a car ride, just blast music. If a girl doesn't like any music-- be careful.

Just talk a lot of shit. When it gets silent be original.


Girl: <Insert bullshit here> Yeah, so that's really it.

You: Ohhh, cool.

*10 second silence*

You: This is awkward :(

Girl: Hahaha omg you are the lulz teehee


Stick dick in mouth.

You: This is awkward :(.

Never say this. If you do, any kind of conversation you were having just deteriorates.

If you say it's awkward or uncomfortable, she'll be thinking "omgz. he isn't enjoying tlkin 2 me!11!1 :(" and then she'll be like "Well I'm gonna go, cya."

Pull out your penis. Ask her what she thinks of it. (Don't do this if you have a small cock).

Me too.

It works though...

yeah it does. but there is a reason behind it. most women when they were little girls were told. that the little guys who "picked" on them and treated them badly, really did that because they liked them. at that age, its true, most children dont know how to deal with those type of emotions, so boys tend to do that, to get the girls attention.

but later in life most women have the thought burned into the back of their brains, so they assume the guys who treat them badly really like them, when as age progresses that thought is less and less true.

not saying that there arent cases that are controdictary to what i have been saying, but i would say in a majority of cases this is not the real reason behind said actions later in life.

IMO girls tend to see the "nice" guy as less of a dating prospect, do to their subconscious attractions to the so called "bad boy"

Never say this. If you do, any kind of conversation you were having just deteriorates.

If you say it's awkward or uncomfortable, she'll be thinking "omgz. he isn't enjoying tlkin 2 me!11!1 :(" and then she'll be like "Well I'm gonna go, cya."

You're obviously going to say it in a playful, humorous way. Oh, well, works for me.

yeah it does. but there is a reason behind it. most women when they were little girls were told. that the little guys who "picked" on them and treated them badly, really did that because they liked them. at that age, its true, most children dont know how to deal with those type of emotions, so boys tend to do that, to get the girls attention.

but later in life most women have the thought burned into the back of their brains, so they assume the guys who treat them badly really like them, when as age progresses that thought is less and less true.

not saying that there arent cases that are controdictary to what i have been saying, but i would say in a majority of cases this is not the real reason behind said actions later in life.

IMO girls tend to see the "nice" guy as less of a dating prospect, do to their subconscious attractions to the so called "bad boy"

Nothing like a bit of good ol' pseudoscience.

yeah it does. but there is a reason behind it. most women when they were little girls were told. that the little guys who "picked" on them and treated them badly, really did that because they liked them. at that age, its true, most children dont know how to deal with those type of emotions, so boys tend to do that, to get the girls attention.

but later in life most women have the thought burned into the back of their brains, so they assume the guys who treat them badly really like them, when as age progresses that thought is less and less true.

not saying that there arent cases that are controdictary to what i have been saying, but i would say in a majority of cases this is not the real reason behind said actions later in life.

IMO girls tend to see the "nice" guy as less of a dating prospect, do to their subconscious attractions to the so called "bad boy"

True.

I've known this girl for a while but we live too far away to start a relationship. We sorta like each other. Anyway, most of the stuff I talk about with her is pure garbage. I insult her, poke fun at her, don't really filter anything, she threatens to never speak to me again, then a few days later she calls me, acting all sorry and wants to continue speaking with me.

I are teh pwn.

Nothing like a bit of good ol' pseudoscience.


you are right, there is no basis or foundation to what i said. just from what i have seen and noticed,

even though i never tried to portray what i said as actual science. and yes i know my claims are somewhat untestable by scientific standards.

and that is totally fine with me. i wasnt out to say it was a fact in any way shape or form.

but it is an interesting notion none-the-less.

the psychological and physiological aspects of the human brain are way to vast, for much of it to be rendered as fact.

with that said, it was just an opinion nothing more nothing less

Ask her any fucking question. Jesus.
Seriously guys, I work my ass off to get a guy who's into to me to talk.
He could be making out and reaching under my shirt by now if he weren't so.. shy, or just incapavle of conversation.
Ask her opinion on ANYTHING. anything thats going on in the world, ask her stuff about herself, ANYTHING.
PLEASE DEAR GOD IT'S NOT THAT HARD.
If she finds you literate or capable of pleasant or jesus, even FUN conversation she'll fucking love you.

You're obviously going to say it in a playful, humorous way. Oh, well, works for me.

This. You gotta just joke around with her. What I'll do sometimes if it gets awkward and quiet is this:
Me: I think a gay baby was just born
Her: lulz, wut???
Me: Well they say that whenever there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born, and we can't be having that.

Lulz will then ensue. Just do shit like that, and like most people are saying, ask her about herself, people love to talk about themselves. But really just act naturally and shit, act almost like you're just talking to one of your buddies or somethin, just gotta go with the flow.

Oh yea if you just playfully poke fun at her (do NOT say something that might piss her off, just make up some bullshit or something ridiculous) and she'll like that because you gotta let her know that you're fun to chill with (or that youre fun enough to fuck her, heh)

This. You gotta just joke around with her. What I'll do sometimes if it gets awkward and quiet is this:
Me: I think a gay baby was just born
Her: lulz, wut???
Me: Well they say that whenever there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born, and we can't be having that.

Lulz will then ensue.

Not really.

No offense.

The 10000 minutes of calls on my phone say I'm a good conversationalist.
I didn't realise there was an art to it.
Situation gives you something to talk about. I started a convo this morning with pretty girl at the airport. Asked her, " Going anywhere interesting?" Instant conversation. Other topics could include the weather, sunset/sunrise, Holidays, etc. Pic anything.

Just be light hearted, and try to throw in some wit. It's all about entertainment value. If you want to get laid, slowly transition the convo to sex. Making a girl wet, will make her want you.

On topic:

I find the best way to sustain a good conversation is to ask the other person pertinent questions. Say if you met at work, ask "so how long have you been working here?" "do you like it here?" "what did you do before" and maybe "are you going to school" if they look young enough.

The key thing is to be genuinely interested in the other person.