hey how would i go about a diy peircing on my penis dont try and tell me not to btw unless you know how much it would cost to do profesionaly

Go to a professional dude! That's not something to be messing around with, better to just pony up the ducats for a piercing 'pro' to do the trick. It'll be safer not to mention alot less painful.

rivet gun

1)shoot some H
2)get someone to shove a needle through your dick
3)insert piercing
4)????
5)PROFIT.

rivet gun

Make sure you're nice and drunk first, to dull the pain.

Also, take a video.

Get a needle from a pharmacy. Depending where you live, they'll sell it to you without any hassle. Make sure it's at least 18 gauge, or the piercing could migrate.

Sterilize the area with iodine at the least. Alcohol isn't enough. Take the needle and stab swiftly, going all the way through in one motion. Promptly insert the piercing in place of the needle, and follow standard aftercare procedures.

Enjoy!

Mine was 150

100 being handling fee..lol.


Seriously dont do it yourself because if you hit the wrong spot you will go through a vein or fuck it up somehow...


That being said go to a parlour and pay for it.

hammer+nail=big hole in dick

yeah, if i have it right, penis piercings go through the whole shaft right? well, i know some of them do.

you're NOT going to want to do that yourself, or else you'll end up regretting it forever because you pierced some nerve or vein or artery and will leave you forever limp.....

that's my uneducated worst-case scenario though.....

plus the way they put the piercing in is probably different than what you expect. Have you ever gotten a standard one? They most likely won't take a gun to your dick.

But i have seen ones that just pierce the outside skin and aren't as...invasive- that would be ok to do yourself i guess. depends on what you want

well your not suppose to use the gun,ever. Except on the ears.

Cant stress that enough.


yes it goes right through the outside in and out of your urethra. well for a prince albert atleast.The part of the piercing you dont see is resting inside your urethra.lol.

goodtimes.

I read the first post of this thread and immediately lost the ability to hear anything over the sound of myself screaming 'NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!'

I find the most reliable method is to use an old, rusty steel nail and a hammer. The rust acts as an antiseptic, which is good because an infection in the dick would be pretty bad. Don't bother sterilizing the penis or the nail, the rust will take care of bacteria.

*waits for the next Darwin Awards book for OP's story*

Don't. Fucking. Do. It.

Seriously, do you have any professional piercings? If you do, you know all the precautions and actions that professionals use to reduce the amount of bacteria that can get into the wound. It's already been mentioned about major nerves and arteries and shit.

Pony up some cash, if you are in America it shouldn't be more then $80-$100, and get it done by a pro.

i cant get it done profesionaly cus i aint 18 and it doesent go through the duck some go through the top of the head i was thinking through the forskin

You're gonna fuck it up.

Don't.

Do it faggot! Don't listen to these pussies.

So wait till you are 18 you fuckwit.

Are we talking above or below the head, dude just get a piercing kit off ebay get your self a bar, 12-14 guage is what most piercings usually are, mark it up get some sort of clamp, line er up and go for it just make sure it goes through the loose skin and you dont nick your johnson other wise you could cause some bleeding.

luck

Get a 1.5 mm drill bit, the rustier the better. Put in drill and go for it.

you want to look like this?

http://www.heaven666.org/no-trannies-here-25645.php

Ugh, That's nightmarish.

the 5th on from the bottom looks like a beetle