So apparently I have to go to military school in under two weeks due to "insubordination". I've been smoking weed a few times every week for a few months or so, and I can't just quit cold turkey. Also, I have to take a drug test, but I already have that covered.

I was thinking about cutting a bar of soap in half, hollowing it out, and just storing some weed, papers, a few matches, and some ground up coffee beans in there as well (to throw off the smell). Unfortunately, cutting a bar of slippery soap in half is quit difficult.

Does anyone have any good ideas or suggestions on how to safely smuggle it into school?

Thanks BLTC.

don't, it is military school after all. you don't wanna be fucked upon entry..

Ok you are going to want to go your local grocery store or walmart and go to the front of the store and get those cheapo toys that come out the machines when you put the coins in. You just want the easter egg thing the toys are in. Now that you have like 4 of those fill them up with the drugs and glue shut on the seems. Now get some KY jelly or some kind of lube and lube them up real good. You need to get an empty paper towel roll and stick it up your butt. And pass all 4 eggs into your rectum.

Personally I think the soap idea is a good one. But instead of cutting it in half, you can try just "hollowing" out the bottom. Use a razor and make it into kind of a bowl or ashtray shape.

Fill with some good chronic, then seal it back up with excess soap and hot water. Make sure it's smooth and then put it back into the cardboard box. Oh and don't worry about coffee beans. I doubt military school has dogs.

First off: don't

Secondly, don't you get soap in military school? I suppose it could be different from the actual military, but isn't everything provided for you?

i said chronic

I disllike the terms "chronic" and "crippy"...they're really annoying to hear people say. Out of all the words coined you have to use chronic? really? wow, christmas day and i must be critical?

and to the OP, keester that shit.

I disllike the terms "chronic" and "crippy"...they're really annoying to hear people say. Out of all the words coined you have to use chronic? really? wow, christmas day and i must be critical?

and to the OP, keester that shit.

I used the term "chronic" to make him realize that if he was going to bother smuggling in weed, it may as well be good weed. Especially since he will only be able to get in a limited amount ( if he is lucky ). Next time I'll say use marijuana high in THC concentration

BTW what the fuck is "crippy"?

ive brought weed back tomilitary school.is it in south texas?

May I ask how old you are? If you are 17 or so just move out before they come to get you. If you have computer access I'm sure you can escape your house.

I used the term "chronic" to make him realize that if he was going to bother smuggling in weed, it may as well be good weed. Especially since he will only be able to get in a limited amount ( if he is lucky ). Next time I'll say use marijuana high in THC concentration

BTW what the fuck is "crippy"?

It's a Florida term, just means high-grade weed. It's like the same thing as "fire" or "dank".

I used the term "chronic" to make him realize that if he was going to bother smuggling in weed, it may as well be good weed. Especially since he will only be able to get in a limited amount ( if he is lucky ). Next time I'll say use marijuana high in THC concentration

BTW what the fuck is "crippy"?

Chronic isn't really good weed. I always say danks when I'm talking about some good pot.

Hahaha, yes it is, yes it is. How did you like Harlingen overall?

May I ask how old you are? If you are 17 or so just move out before they come to get you. If you have computer access I'm sure you can escape your house.

I don't really want to run away and I don't have enough money to successfully support myself.

Next time I'll say use marijuana high in THC concentration

That won't be necessary. ;)

BTW what the fuck is "crippy"?

It's what idiots call nugget. Then again, I'm not quite sure how many are familiar with that term. I just call them dank nugs.

It's a Florida term, just means high-grade weed. It's like the same thing as "fire" or "dank".

What really? It's Florida specific? Wow, that actually makes it kind of cool......NOT!

It's a Florida term, just means high-grade weed. It's like the same thing as "fire" or "dank".

we say chronic up hear in VA to denote weed that really good but not quite headies. But ive heard people say that it also means that its dusted with coke, ive never seen/heard of that so yeah.

to the OP:
cant you hollow out a book or buy one of those secret stash things like look like a can of shaving cream or cola?

Just empty a bottle of shower gel or shampoo, baggie all your stuff and shove it inside. Top it back up with whatever was in it.

Keep it simple, stupid.

get a white shampoo that you can not see through... i like this idea the best....

assuming you can bring that shit in with you, also i would consider a 1 hitter, a mini bic, and your weed over papers and matches...

Hahaha, yes it is, yes it is. How did you like Harlingen overall?


DID NOT LIKE!
people of harligen- 5' tall mexicans
drugs- nasty weed and good coke
mma- baaaad times. bring porn. bring drugs. once you're out of the training thing you can go to town, but $2 cans of dip, sell that at 80% mark up. the food sucks. there are hella fags that go there. you're going to get yelled at a lot and told what to do. but the quality of education is good. don't waste your parents $25k a year. that school helped me get into college. no matter how much i hated it, i can't debunk that fact. when i first got there you could go around jacking people, but now they have cameras. golf is probably the coolest company, delta is the worst. but that may have changed, i graded in 07.

the first month is going to suck, but try to make friends it might help you get through. sometimes they send dogs through the barracks so try to hide the shit somewhere in the barracks that isn't your, or your headmates room. oh and, they say you'll get in trouble for fighting...but fuck that, kick as much ass as you can in there. boys do some fucked up shit when they're confined like that, make the best of it. a very unique experience to say the least.

edit; on the weekends, the regular cadets can use the phone and shit. the phone booth is open all night. but you need a calling card to use it. so you should bring one and try to sneak into the phone booth at night or something. you won't be making any calls for a month unless its your bday or some shit. you can sdusheyko@gmail.com me if you want

Hahaha, yes it is, yes it is. How did you like Harlingen overall?



I don't really want to run away and I don't have enough money to successfully support myself.

Get a job, sell drugs, live with a cool relative or friend who will support you, ect. Or you could just call child services and tell them your parents abuse you, burn yourself with a cigarette and say they did it.

Ugh this is why I hate all the pothead terms. In NY chronic refers to BC bud or beasters. Dense weed that smells like hay and doesn't have much keef.

How old are you? Who gives a fuck if you get caught with weed in military school. If someone tried to send me to military school I'd be "insubordinate" on purpose. They can't physically touch you anyway

What really? It's Florida specific? Wow, that actually makes it kind of cool......NOT!

Was that supposed to insult me? Just because I know the slang term specific to my state, and that I've researched it in the past? I never said it was cool, it's just a word, dumbfuck.

Yeah pothead terms can be confusing. I've been in places where Chronic is just another name for buds, yet around here chronic means dank weed.

P.S. Does anyone else get really annoyed when people refer to pot as "dope"?

i always think they are referring to heroin/crack

Thanks for all the replies, but I found something perfect.

I have this: http://www.crewsuperstore.com/contents/media/t_Axe%20Dry%20Touch.jpg

It's an axe deodorant bar. It's almost all gone and found it while going through my bathrom. Just take out the remaining deodorant solid from the top and there's a large cavity in the base. :)

I'm bringing OCB rolling papers, a roach, a small bag of ground up coffee beans to throw off the smell, a mini bic lighter, two grams of schwag, two grams of mids, a one-hitter/dugout, and about 20 seeds in case there's a good area to grow. Does that sound sufficient?

Also: Are coffee beans good for throwing off the smell of weed?

Thanks.

Was that supposed to insult me? Just because I know the slang term specific to my state, and that I've researched it in the past? I never said it was cool, it's just a word, dumbfuck.

No buddy, I wasn't trying to insult you. I mearly live in Florida, hate when people call dro "that crippy shit" and actually didn't know the term was specific to Florida stoners....which IMO doesn't make it any more interesting.

Why you gotta call me out with dumbfuck?

i used to go to a level III wilderness program and it can be done. take roll-on deoderant and put it inside there.

It's a Florida term, just means high-grade weed. It's like the same thing as "fire" or "dank".

My grandpa from Jacksonville says "crippybud" as if it were one word. Heh.

Was that supposed to insult me? Just because I know the slang term specific to my state, and that I've researched it in the past? I never said it was cool, it's just a word, dumbfuck.

LOL he researched:p

Bump.

The fact that your being sent to military school already means you suck at smoking weed, perhaps you should find a new pastime.

You don't even know what I'm being sent to military school for you fucking jewboy, go smoke some oregano and gtfo my thread you stupid cunt.

You don't even know what I'm being sent to military school for you fucking jewboy,

Yes, I do. Your being sent to military school because your an ignorant, whiny, bitch who doesn't respect his parents and can't smoke weed for shit. Have fun being surrounded by nothing except militant cock.

Yes, I do. Your being sent to military school because your an ignorant, whiny, bitch who doesn't respect his parents and can't smoke weed for shit. Have fun being surrounded by nothing except militant cock.

More failure from jewboy here. The only thing you know about smuggling is smuggling more nigger cock in your asshole you goat fucking queer. Go choke on a chode.

More failure from jewboy here. The only thing you know about smuggling is smuggling more nigger cock in your asshole you goat fucking queer. Go choke on a chode.

you arent smuggling shit, you're just sneaking in a couple grams of dirt into military school.

I hate when people call dro "that crippy shit"

You call someone out on saying "chronic" when you use the term "dro"? You are ripe with wigger, sir.

"Dro" is just as fucking stupid as piff, headies, nuggs, or crippy shit or whatever the fuck else. "Dro" is what niggers call decent weed and have no fucking clue what hydroponic means, or dumbass wiggers who assume that all hydro grown weed must be good. keep on smuggling dicks you ignorant fucks.

OP if you know someone with a food sealer then i use that to seal your weed and wash the outside of the bag and you dont have to worry about dogs untill you open it.

you arent smuggling shit, you're just sneaking in a couple grams of dirt into military school.

Nice job mincing words.

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OP if you know someone with a food sealer then i use that to seal your weed and wash the outside of the bag and you dont have to worry about dogs untill you open it.

I do have one, good idea, thanks.

Nice job mincing words.

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See link.



I do have one, good idea, thanks.
Put cayenne pepper on your person. Not a lot. A little tiny bit dusted on the bag will completely throw the dogs off. They can't stand the shit.

Put cayenne pepper on your person. Not a lot. A little tiny bit dusted on the bag will completely throw the dogs off. They can't stand the shit.

I'll do this instead of coffee beans, thanks.

Put cayenne pepper on your person. Not a lot. A little tiny bit dusted on the bag will completely throw the dogs off. They can't stand the shit.

Be careful about the amount seriously. An adverse reaction from the dog with your bag/person will be just as bad if he detects the drugs.

All things in moderation; if you can smell the cayenne smell or see it then there is way too much. Hell just putting some on your finger tips and rubbing it around where the drug is will throw off a dog, so you don't need to over-do it.

Really?

OK, can everyone stop with the pot semantics? When I hear the word "chronic" the only thing that pops in my mind is fucking Snoop Dogg. "Dro", at least where I'm from usually means the seller is slanging some decent homegrown and is trying to make it sound better. Besides anyone who is familiar with Hydroponics or Aeroponics can tell the difference between the growing methods (i.e. real Hydo or Aero should be sensimilla).

Anyhow, to the OP, good luck with the military school thing. Like someone said earlier, it'll suck, but if you apply yourself academically, it will help with colleges A LOT. As for smuggling pot in there, well, it won't be that hard, there's been many ideas thrown around, some good, some shitty, I'm sure by now you've decided on your method.

BTW, what the hell do you mean by "going cold turkey from smoking pot"? lol. Dude, not to insult you, but quitting pot "cold turkey" is a fucking breeze compared to big boy drugs.

When I hear the word "chronic" the only thing that pops in my mind is fucking Snoop Dogg.


Ahem. http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/19/Dr.DreTheChronic.jpg :)

Besides anyone who is familiar with Hydroponics or Aeroponics can tell the difference between the growing methods (i.e. real Hydo or Aero should be sensimilla).

That's just a term given to seedless buds. And dro is short for hydroponic. It's a shame the word is apparently just being thrown around like that. Where I am if someone says dro it's always hydroponically grown. But yes, discussing weed slang in different regions is rather pointless.

why in the fuck would you ask us if its sufficient? Is it?

why in the fuck did you bump this thread over a quote that's over 3 days old?

Dude it's gonna be in deodorant it's fine. Weed doesn't stink to high heavens if it's in a bag especially if it's schwag/mids.. You're probably not gonna get to use the papers... you might be most successful smoking from the one hitter and ghosting it in certain places.. or else that 4 grams is not gonna last very long at all..

Alright good luck at military school.