Well totse yesterday night I really needed to fap so I did my buisness and used a blanket to jizz in unfortunately the blanket was my moms favourite. Now my question is will the cum from that last nights fap get my mom pregeant if she accidentally shoves it up her vagina.

The blanket for time being is being kept safely in my room but if she does get pregeant then I will most likely mcfucking killmyself.

This is not a troll post I seriously need someone to tell if it will do that.

if she accidentally shoves it up her vagina.




how often does she accidentally shove a blanket up her vagina?

anyway i dont think anything can happen , but to be safe wash it and throw it in the drier.

Your spermatazoa are all dead by now. There is no chance of you impregnating her through that method.

She may notice a crusty zone though. Throw it in the wash, if she asks, say you sneezed on it and got a ton of snot all over it. She'll buy it.

[QUOTE=Rory;10849711]Your spermatazoa are all dead by now. There is no chance of you impregnating her through that method.

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It was about two days ago. I heard that sperm can survive up to three days is this true?

Your spermatazoa are all dead by now. There is no chance of you impregnating her through that method.



It was about two days ago. I heard that sperm can survive up to three days is this true?

No, your sperm are dead.

Your spermatazoa are all dead by now. There is no chance of you impregnating her through that method.

She may notice a crusty zone though. Throw it in the wash, if she asks, say you sneezed on it and got a ton of snot all over it. She'll buy it.Snot smells different from semen.

Jesus Christ.

she accidentally shoves it up her vagina.


Like if she meant to put it in the washer but she just got mixed up.

It was about two days ago. I heard that sperm can survive up to three days is this true?

Sperm can live up to three days...inside a woman...not outside where they have no nourishment...

Sperm can live up to three days...inside a woman...not outside where they have no nourishment...

Up to five-seven days, if conditions are right. Generally sperm don't live for more than a couple hours, even inside a vagina.

Up to five-seven days, if conditions are right. Generally sperm don't live for more than a couple hours, even inside a vagina.

iv heard that outside a vagina, its only 5 mins. they are adapted to be inside it, so they cant handle it outside. but dont trust me on that and stick your crusty, 5-minute-old-cum-stained dick inside anyone. you may have super-strong sperm.

That's part of the "right conditions" factor. On a blanket is not one of those conditions.

Go buy a hand held blow torch and burn that motherfucker to ashes.

Then, take the ashes as far away from your mother and throw them out to the deepest depths of the pacific ocean.

If you think it's too late for all that then just shove the blowtorch up your mothers vagina.

idiot thread, and no, semen can't last that long outside the penis/vagina.

bugger off