Well seeing as how I am a minor and I have no one to buy for me do you think that buy boiling mouthwash and concentrating the fumes to collect would get the alcohol out of it?

I also heard that drinking vanilla/almond/lemon extract would get you drunk can anybody confirm this?

Also what ways can I get drunk that doesn't involve robbing the liquor store?

Any useful information would be very appreicated.

Jesus, i'm 16 and getting alcohol is absolutely no problem, i just pay one of my friends $5 extra to buy me some.
Do you SERIOUSLY have no friends over 21??

Ok, if you're actually serious.

No. Don't do anything with mouthwash. Theres shit in there that is absolutely not meant to be ingested and I doubt you have any knowledge of chemistry that would help get all that shit out.

Just go into a gas station, grab a case of beer, and casually walk out... then run... fast. Most likely the clerk probably won't even give a shit/notice. I used to do this when I couldn't get booze.

I do but for 1) I don't have any money and 2) they won't buy for me because they don't want to see me turn into an alcoholic.

Shit sucks.:(

Just go into a gas station, grab a case of beer, and casually walk out... then run... fast. Most likely the clerk probably won't even give a shit/notice. I used to do this when I couldn't get booze.

This is called a beer run and is how you should get your alcohol. It works better with a car.

Dude, I was just going to make this thread. Mouthwash is your best bet for cheap alcohol, especially if you get it at a dollar store. My math so far says 'bout $6/handle of 40%ABV liquor. You won't ever find liquor that cheap at any store. Theoretically, there's no chemistry here. A simple distillation should suffice.

Your best bet for a ghetto still is as follows: Teakettle with a spout and a lid for the top. You fill it so vapors can come out the spout and close the lid. If the lid isn't a screw-on, it will leak like a mofo, so putting a small square of tinfoil under it when you close it would be the best bet to make sure it doesn't leak. Then you can make a tinfoil condenser which can be attached to the spout. Heat on an electric heat source (so it doesn't blow up, open flames = death). ~Drinkable alcohol will drip out the foil condenser. Keep boiling until the stuff in the kettle is at half its original level. Hypothetically. Alternatively, you could run some tubing from the spout to a little bit of water which will condense the vapors into a liquid. Hypothetically.


Unfortunately running a still is illegal, but then again, so's drinking underage. lol. But, yea unless you like dealing with bums and paying A LOT for booze, this is probably the best way to get stuff.

My only worry is that the alc in mouthwash is low grade and contains an unsafe amount of methanol. I need someone else to either provide a way to test for methanol. I don't think this would be the case, but I'd like confirmation.

Huff raid?

Huff raid?

Nope sorry.

Just go into a gas station, grab a case of beer, and casually walk out... then run... fast. Most likely the clerk probably won't even give a shit/notice. I used to do this when I couldn't get booze.

This. Easy as pie if you pick a chain store that's either busy or being run by a chick or some bitchass dude. Had a bad experience being chased by a Chinese dude at a Conoco. Apparently he owned it. I was headed for the door with 2 12 packs of Heineken and he made eye contact with me and ran after me. He was right on my tail and i barely got in the car and locked it in time. he kicked the shit out of my friends car, then roundhouse kicked it as we were backing out. That was intense as fuck.

If you do chain stores though, they don't really do shit besides say "hey!" just watch out for cops, I've probably gotten around 150 beers and 10 bottles of wine this way.

*btw, wine is really easy to steal and gets you drunk, just grab 2 bottles and head for the door (the wine is usually pretty close to the door and you don't look suspicious if you're young looking going in the beer fridge)

cheers.

If you've got the skill to distill mouthwash, you've got the skill to distill fucking liquor. Homemade hooch is cheap as shit and considerably less likely to turn you into a fucking vegetable.

Oh just to make everyone jelous, i already posted this in SG but anyways.
The gas station by my house burned down, so they had to empty everything out of the store, including alcohol, and throw it in a huge pile. STUPID mistake of them, well i mean they prolly were just going for the insurance...
But i got 30+ bottles of jack, maybe 5 bottles of bacardi, 10+ expensive ($50+) bottles of wine.... and 10 or so cartons.



Needless to say they've all been drunk/smoked =/

You lucky bastard.

You lucky bastard.

Not really, there was way to much stuff there for anyone to even carry away. Some of my friends got 40+ cases of beer loaded into their trucks. One of my friends got atleast 100 cartons.

This thread does not belong here.

Having said that - and I don't know if anyone else has mentioned this yet or not - it'd be much easier to freeze the stuff as ETOH has a lower freezing point.

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Well why the fuck not? I have a legitamte question.