as i was gutting my one-hitter with a shirt hanger, i split the little fucker in half. i need some macguyver tips to get me though my sesh for this evening. my house has everything i could posibly need, so any tips?

Plastic water bottle and a socket piece. All you'll ever need.

Tin can but don't do it often and try not to burn it too long for the metal to start to burn too.

retreat to your local corner store and buy paper.. are you half retarded or just attention deprived? this situation requires the IQ of a newly born child.

I second that.

No comment on question, but I have feedback for OP: You are fucking ridiculous.

Hey, this man has a point!

Waterfall = fucking win.

It's called a joint friend, I suggest you l2roll one.

The metal will burn? Really? Really?

Hot knives. It's like using a tiny vape if you do it right, i.e. gets you very high from very little.

The metal will burn? Really? Really?

It will actually!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OaeSdaaQeE

Well, his metal won't ...

Stoners are meant to be resourceful, if you are that desperate to smoke you will find a way. Just DIY yourself a cheap, easy nigger rigged bong or shottie.

If you want to use a gravity bong but you don't have a glass cone and you don't want to smoke out of a metal socket try this:

1. Poke a hole in a bottle cap.
2. Roll a thin, open-ended cone piece with cardboard. A joint (or blunt if you want) should fit snugly in it.
3. Roll your joint/blunt as normal, place in cardboard cone, and use it the way you would use any gravity bong.

There are two drawbacks to this method. First, your bottle will fill up with smoke slowly, slower than it would if you used a glass cone or a socket. The slow stream of smoke does look pretty cool though, and as far as I'm concerned, if the bottle fills up, it's all good. The second drawback is that you're going to end up with a vertical tower of ash. This can get a little messy, but it's still manageable. Knock the roach out somehow when it starts to get short, don't let it start burning the cardboard cone. Obviously, this isn't the ideal gravity bong, it's the gravity bong's retarded cousin. Still in the family though. :)

This was the method I used for the first gravity bong I ever made. I used this method simply because I refuse to smoke out of metal. I encourage you to avoid metal, it's more risky than other methods, but I also understand that you don't always have that option when making a homemade piece.

The above is assuming you want some kind of piece with a big chamber. If you're just aiming for a bowl, apple for the win. Well documented, cheap, healthy, and disposable.

Like people said, easiest thing to do is to just go get a pack of papers, but I'm guessing you can't or don't want to do that for some reason and that's why you made this post.

SoBe bottle and a socket piece. All you'll ever need.
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A lightbulb, a soda cap, and a straw.

Snort that shit!

This.

If you cant figure out how to smoke it without your piece then you should not be smoking. Almost anything can be used to smoke in a pinch.

Snort that shit!

Crumble it into maple syrup first!


In all seriousness, you're better off finding religion than sobbing over a piece of glass lost to you.
... go buy a bible :p