I have some ultra violence planned out for Christmas. Me and my droogs will walk around the city finding children playing with their new Christmas toys, then we will take them away and bash in little faces with golf clubs.

Only the best droogs will be chosen, meet me at the Karova Milk bar at 5:55.

you guys are meanly sick

Ok Alex.

I doubt you would do this. How about do something constructive and head down to the hood and beat up some random gang bangers?

Sounds real horrorshow, droog.

hint hes tring to get you shot op hint

Why not do something useful and turn pigmobiles on their tops.
Just catch piggy out of his car at a donut shop and flip his car.

Then split up and run like hell, meet your predetermined location
and scout for other pigmobiles to flip.

Fucking up a innocent child's Christmas. That's pretty fucked dude.

Ok Alex.

i lol'd

Who thinks Tyra Banks is hot?

This Christmas I have decided to go out and run over anyone wearing bowler hates, eye shadow, or cod pieces.

do you mean bowler hats?

do you mean bowler hats?

You had to actually ask me if it was hats and not a typo?

yes?

:

Such activities could be hazardous to your health.

Try this.

Naughty, naughty, naughty! You filthy old bratchny!
Count me in for a drat.



Initiative comes to thems that wait.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtX6myH4TCY

stop ripping classic literature that your english teacher made you read, youre not funny..................

"What's it going to be then, eh?"
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, Dim being really dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar making up our rassoodocks what to do with the vening, a flip dark chill winter bastard though dry. The Korova Milkbar was a milk-plus mesto, and you may, O my brothers, have forgotten what these mestos were like, things changing so skorry these days and everybody very quick to forget, newspapers not being read much neither. Well, what they sold there was milk plus something else. They had no licence for selling liquor, but there was no law yet against prodding some of the new veshches which they used to put into the old moloko, so you could peet it with vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom or one or two other veshches which would give you a nice quiet horrorshow fifteen minutes admiring Bog And All His Holy Angels And Saints in your left shoe with lights bursting all over your mozg. Or you could peet milk with knives in it, as we used to say, and this would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of dirty twenty-to-one, and that was what we were peeting this evening I'm starting off the story with.

stop ripping classic literature that your english teacher made you read, youre not funny..................

Great book, though. Reading it right now.

fuck man i'm a braindead dropout piece of shit and i still love that book
nobody told me to read it
it's just something everyone has to fuckin do

slash him with our britva real horroshow droogy, watch the fuck out for dim though that niggers a real snake in the grass

Are you gonna go look for Billy Boy?

I've never heard the word droog used in any other situation so I automatically knew you what you were referring too.

"WHAT HAS LUDWIG DONE TO DESERVE THIS?"

im up for some of the old "in out in out"

Along with some singing, I hope.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XvydYaVuSc

tyra banks is SMOKING hot

also what the fuck does that have to do with anything

Because she is win?

Right right