Long story short, I drank a few too many white russians and woke up to find that I vomited in my brother's mini-acoustic.

How do I get it out?

Yes, I am serious.

Take the strings off, wipe the mess up with a towel through the soundhole, you alcoholic.

That really seems to be the only option. Won't taking all the strings off at once fuck up the neck though?

If you leave them off for a long enough period, yes. A few minutes isn't really gonna make a big difference.

Egh. Getting the smell out is going to be the hard part.

Just buy him a new guitar for Christmas.

Aye, that's probably the best option right now. >_>

was that out of spite or what?

anyway.

what brand was it?

if it was cheap than just get him a new one.

the vomit may of seeped into the grain of the wood,
though maybe not depending on the type of wood.

ie. cheap guitars use plywood, thus no.

guitar makers don't usually put a finish on the inside of the guitars, so the pores of the wood isn't blocked off.