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 #1 
Old 2008-12-21, 17:01
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Groovy.
Default How to become a made man?

You know what I'm talking about.

How do you become a made man in this day and age?
 #2 
Old 2008-12-21, 17:05
Smokedrow Smokedrow is offline
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

be Italian
get in the mafia
work your way up
dont be a snitch
get your self noticed by your boss
and you win now gooooooo
oh and dont get sloppy
and dont do drugs or drink
you can drink jus not alot
 #3 
Old 2008-12-21, 17:09
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Groovy.
Default Re: How to become a made man?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokedrow
be Italian
get in the mafia
work your way up
dont be a snitch
get your self noticed by your boss
and you win now gooooooo
oh and dont get sloppy
and dont do drugs or drink
you can drink jus not alot


How do you find the mafia, and how do you get in?
 #4 
Old 2008-12-21, 17:16
averageBT averageBT is offline
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you gotta do shady shit. usually in little Italy.
 #5 
Old 2008-12-21, 17:17
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Lover of Scholar <333
Default Re: How to become a made man?

Fucking lol. How could you not know this?
 #6 
Old 2008-12-21, 18:27
Smokedrow Smokedrow is offline
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

if your Italian then you should have family in the mafia
or adleast know of some people in the mafia its not that hard if your Italian
 #7 
Old 2008-12-21, 18:29
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Lover of Scholar <333
Default Re: How to become a made man?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokedrow
if your Italian then you should have family in the mafia
or adleast know of some people in the mafia its not that hard if your Italian


That's pretty stereotypical.
 #8 
Old 2008-12-21, 18:31
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

Kill people. Important people.
 #9 
Old 2008-12-21, 18:32
Smokedrow Smokedrow is offline
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

If your Italian who doesnt know a dleast one person not in the mafia come on be serious or even if they know someone
that used to be in the mafia if they dont know there friends know and you know it
 #10 
Old 2008-12-21, 18:35
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Lover of Scholar <333
Default Re: How to become a made man?

Quote:
Originally Posted by Smokedrow
If your Italian who doesnt know a dleast one person not in the mafia come on be serious or even if they know someone
that used to be in the mafia if they dont know there friends know and you know it


There are over 100 million Italians in the World. They made up 6% of the entire population of the United States. In comparison, there are around 5000 members and associates of LCN in the United States.

You do the math.
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Old 2008-12-21, 18:44
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

There are over 100 million Italians in the World. They made up 6% of the entire population of the United States. In comparison, there are around 5000 members and associates of LCN in the United States.

You do the math.

The math is that 1 in 360 is a member of the mafia. That's just a member. Considering most Italian extended families have about 5000 relatives, you're sure to run into someone who knows someone who knows someone.
 #12 
Old 2008-12-21, 18:46
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Lover of Scholar <333
Default Re: How to become a made man?

The math is that 1 in 360 is a member of the mafia. That's just a member. Considering most Italian extended families have about 5000 relatives, you're sure to run into someone who knows someone who knows someone.

I never gave an estimate for just members. That # is for both, and it's still a high estimate. Very high actually.
 #13 
Old 2008-12-21, 18:49
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Guess it's time to start fucking as many women as possible so I can start my own mafia.
 #14 
Old 2008-12-21, 19:20
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

be italian
get in the mafia
work your way up
dont be a snitch
get your self noticed by your boss
and you win now gooooooo
oh and dont get sloppy
and dont do drugs or drink
you can drink jus not alot


eos...
 #15 
Old 2008-12-21, 21:44
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

actually its not even just italian or part italian..

You have to be 100% Sicilian. Not mixed heritage.Esp if its Irish

and you have to commit a murder in front of them,so your with them for life.
That and making your bones for years as a wiseguy ,before your even considered to be a Untouchable.

Least thats the old school way!
 #16 
Old 2008-12-21, 22:19
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

actually its not even just italian or part italian..

You have to be 100% Sicilian. Not mixed heritage.Esp if its Irish


No its not just Sicilian. La Cosa Nostra is just a Sicilian based mob organization that is 100% Sicilian, well not even as long as your mother is Sicilian and your 50% you can still get into the organization. LCN is what the "Italian" American Mob is based off of. However in Italy and in some parts of the U.S. and Canada there are other bigger organizations that let in anyone who is 100% Italian not Sicilian (they are more or less hated in Italy). LCN is not the biggest Italian based crime organization, by far it isn't.
 #17 
Old 2008-12-21, 22:43
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Lover of Scholar <333
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No its not just Sicilian. La Cosa Nostra is just a Sicilian based mob organization that is 100% Sicilian, well not even as long as your mother is Sicilian and your 50% you can still get into the organization. LCN is what the "Italian" American Mob is based off of. However in Italy and in some parts of the U.S. and Canada there are other bigger organizations that let in anyone who is 100% Italian not Sicilian (they are more or less hated in Italy). LCN is not the biggest Italian based crime organization, by far it isn't.

One example of a made member in either the United States or Canada who wasn't fully Italian?

And don't bring up the speculation about Jr. being half Russian Jew either.
 #18 
Old 2008-12-21, 23:52
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

One example of a made member in either the United States or Canada who wasn't fully Italian?

And don't bring up the speculation about Jr. being half Russian Jew either.



You didn't even read my post did you...:-\
 #19 
Old 2008-12-21, 23:57
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huff jenkem
 #20 
Old 2008-12-22, 00:07
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Lover of Scholar <333
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You didn't even read my post did you...:-\

I did, but it now appears I misread.

My mistake.
 #21 
Old 2008-12-22, 00:20
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The motherfuckin 480
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shut the fuck up
 #22 
Old 2008-12-22, 01:11
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

I did, but it now appears I misread.

My mistake.



Its all good :)
 #23 
Old 2008-12-22, 01:13
poiuy poiuy is offline
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Italy has more than one mafia, yes la cosa nosta is one of the most well know, but it is not the biggest. The biggest mafia in the world is from a place called Calabria in Italy.

The Calabrian mafia is also called the 'Ndrangheta.

If you know an Italian from Calabria, specifically the Reggio region, the chances are they are in the mafia or at least their family is in the mafia.

If you want to join an organised crime group, your best bet would be the 'Ndrangheta because they have be known to work with asians, albanians etc, basically anyone.

Although of course you will probably never make it to the top of the 'Ndrangheta (in your region/ district of the world) or even anywhere close to it.
 #24 
Old 2008-12-22, 01:15
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Your medicine cabinet
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Have fun getting a .22 bullet in the base of your skull when you show up for your "initiation".
 #25 
Old 2008-12-22, 01:53
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Originally Posted by Piles Of Crack
Have fun getting a .22 bullet in the base of your skull when you show up for your "initiation".



LOL


Copyright Goodfellas
 #26 
Old 2008-12-22, 02:39
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Quote:
Originally Posted by poiuy
Italy has more than one mafia, yes la cosa nosta is one of the most well know, but it is not the biggest. The biggest mafia in the world is from a place called Calabria in Italy.

The Calabrian mafia is also called the 'Ndrangheta.

If you know an Italian from Calabria, specifically the Reggio region, the chances are they are in the mafia or at least their family is in the mafia.

If you want to join an organised crime group, your best bet would be the 'Ndrangheta because they have be known to work with asians, albanians etc, basically anyone.

Although of course you will probably never make it to the top of the 'Ndrangheta (in your region/ district of the world) or even anywhere close to it.


Just tell them you come from totse, they'll let you in.
 #27 
Old 2008-12-22, 03:31
Drive by Drive by is offline
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See, the mob has surveillance cameras on trains, if you want to join, prove to them you are tough, climb onto a train to rob it. The trains with electronics on them say "evergreen", and these are the onles the mob always monitors. To open a car, you must lay on the tracks, infront of the train, and wait for it to move. Another initiation, is to shoot a .357 magnum, through a .38, infront of a bank surveillance camera. All mob bosses are connected to banks. Doing this will prove that you know enough about weapons to join.
 #28 
Old 2008-12-22, 03:35
Glukoza Glukoza is offline
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Just tell them you come from totse, they'll let you in.

^^^^ This ^^^^
 #29 
Old 2008-12-22, 06:21
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I'm a made nigga and I've got made niggas with me.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/Abramcito/lil-weezy-1.gif
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Old 2008-12-22, 06:38
Drive by Drive by is offline
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

Quote:
Originally Posted by DeliciousCrack
I'm a made nigga and I've got made niggas with me.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u69/Abramcito/lil-weezy-1.gif


Hello, sergent? I've got tupac, daz corrupt.... i got a bunch of niggers in a car here serg, what do you want me to do with them?
Serg: Let them go, I repeat, Let them go, their made niggaz.
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Old 2008-12-22, 06:51
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Hello, sergent? I've got tupac, daz corrupt.... i got a bunch of niggers in a car here serg, what do you want me to do with them?
Serg: Let them go, I repeat, Let them go, their made niggaz.



Its Suge Knight properly spoken as "Sh-ug"
 #32 
Old 2008-12-22, 17:18
Adhesive Tape Adhesive Tape is offline
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Just tell them you come from totse, they'll let you in.

Fact.
 #33 
Old 2008-12-22, 18:46
JULEKALENDER JULEKALENDER is offline
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This. (http://www.totse.com/community/showthread.php?t=2183485)
 #34 
Old 2008-12-23, 00:08
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Default Re: How to become a made man?

become a lawyer/doctor/CEO.

get a bmw 7 class sittin on dubs.

get a mercedes s600 sittin on flat shows.

get a cl coupe sittin on 19s.

get a bentley coupe on bentley shoes. (NOT 22's)

get a supercharged range rover on 26's.

get a red porsche.

get a red ferrari.

get a red lambo on 20's.

get a fuckin sweet droptop jag.

get a charger SRT-12.

get pussy.
 #35 
Old 2008-12-23, 00:22
Acolyte
 
Outer Space
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I know a lot of people in many different criminal organizations. It is not worth it man, it is not how you become a made man
 
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