Ok so ill keep it short and sweet. Theres a guy who is a complete and total prick to my friends and I and ended up fucking with my buddies car about a year ago. We hadn't done anything back to him so that he wouldnt suspect up but now we've got a plan. He drives a lifted 2008 jeep wrangler with some nice rims and tires that he endlessly gloats about to others, so here is the challenge; we want to take them, all four and the spare.

What would be the best way to go about doing this? The lift makes it impossible to use a normal jack but we need a way to do this fast, like in a few minutes. Any help would be great, and if you need more info that I left out just ask and I'll share.

From the sounds of it you seem like a white boy. Just go into the hood and find some gangster looking black kids, tell them you have a job for them to do (don't worry, they will know how to steal tires). Be sure to flash a lot of money though so they know you are serious about paying them. Tell me how it goes.

we dont want to pay anyone to do it though, we want to complete this on our own.

If it's purely revenge then simply puncture the tires to lower the truck so you can jack it up and remove one tire at a time.

the tires are going to be installed on one of our friends trucks, its the same ones hes been planning to buy anyways so we figure why waste them

You're just itching to be caught aren't you.

"Pullin' off this Job" making this seem like some sort of epic heist. You're stealing his goddamn tires for fuck's sake.

the tires are going to be installed on one of our friends trucks, its the same ones hes been planning to buy anyways so we figure why waste them

lol you must be trolling.

See, what you do is get the jacks they use on semi trucks. To get it, you have to open the semi trucks secret compartment. You will be able to get into it when the semi truck is started by the driver, the auto-theft protection lock is unlocked. Then, put your head on the concrete, infront of the tire, and your leges behind the front tire, in a fetal position. Then, wait for the truck to drive, and it will open.

Really now guys? Theres actually a thread that is somewhat realistic and this is what I get? Im not even close to joking about this, Im looking for some serious input, i.e. fastest way to get it off the ground in the quietest manner.

lift from one side with the jack
remove tire
insert cinder blocks to hold car up
take jack out
repeat on the other 3 wheels

we did this to a buddy one time in highschool as a gag, left his car sitting on blocks in the school parkinglot lmao.

Why do you guys even wanna get back at people without them knowing who it was? I get off on the satisfaction they know straight up that it's me and I don't give a fuck enough to deny it to them.

Twat the fucker in the face.

Honestly, I'll be more than happy to rough some people up so you don't have to, for a small fee. UK only obviously, unless you pay for a plane ticket.

Grow some balls people.

fuck stealing them takes to long just take a jack knife to them and a brick through the windshield.

Just steal his car

just slash his tires and run
you'll never get away with stealing them

The only choice is to steal the vehicle them drive it to a secluded spot and then take the tires off.

Wrangler eh? if it's a soft top, why not cut it or one of the windows and absolutely fuck over his interior? Take pisses and shits on his seats, slash em up, fuck up his radio with a hammer, shit in his glovebox, take everything inside his car..

then slash his tires. if you still see fit. hilarious. another thing you can do is take a sledgehammer to those rims and fuck em up nicely..

or just smash up his whip, shit, who gives a fuck. there are plenty of ways to fuck someone over, i don't see why you're stuck with one idea you don't even know how to pull off.

Just steal his car

i thought about getting a tow truck and just taking it away in broad daylight when he is working, he works in a tall office buidling so the odds of him being by a window watching would be slim-none and even if he saw he wouldnt get there in time, it takes seconds to repo a car

Take a little jack with you anyways, like those compact ones that come with many cars, and wear gloves (of course). Jack it up and steal those motherfuckers. If any danger approaches, well, it's only a cheap jack.

whoa whoa, hold the phone, since when has twat been a verb

By stealing the tires you are asking to get caught. Just slash them/fuck up his ride

Fuck stealing the tires. Pawning of engine block FTW!

just like his damn car on fire. if you cant figure out how to do that you should just go kill yourself

If you got people, why do you need a jack?
This is how you get 3 tyres & the spare, with a substitute wheel you get all 4.

Find the corner with the least weight on it, get people to push down on the oppsite corner, that lifts 1 wheel up & you undo the nuts & take it off.
Then they go around to the other corner & push down on that, you take the second wheel off.
Now the cars sitting on two wheels.
Undo the nuts on one & roll the car forward & it rolls off the third wheel.
During all that you got the spare too.
Or fit the spare on in place of one wheel & get the four wheels...

Unless you put my tires back you wouldn't have been a buddy of mines for 2 long

whoa whoa, hold the phone, since when has twat been a verb

Its an English verb. It's as English as rhyming slang.

I use it all the time :)