First off, I'd like to say that I see a lot of myself in Biggie Smalls. Others say I'm comparable to Rude Boy, Frank Lucas, and Christopher Walken.

Okay well I got arrested the other day on some bullshit gun charge that fortunately didn't stick and when I got back home I was completely enraged. I packed a bowl and listened to some rap, and did what I normally do after being arrested; I decided to go break into some cars.

I'm a mile or so away from my place of residence and I'm just walking down the street at 1:30 AM trying car doors. I have a backpack and some pepper spray, a small flashlight, and a switch blade (for cops.)

Anyway, third car I try is unlocked. I do the drill, first clear the center console, then the glove compartment, then under the front seats and side panels and finally the back. I got some shitty Newport 100s and an ipod adapter thingy that plugs into the cassette player. There's also a backpack in the back but it's empty. I get out and light up a cig and walk away. Down the street, I try a volvo. Unlocked. I go through the motions, absolutely nothing in there worth looting, just some shitty sunglasses that I take and break for bad karma and lols. I'm pretty discouraged by the bullshit loot but go on to try a few more cars.

About the fourth or fifth one I try, some shitty SUV, is unlocked. I get in and realize I'm sitting on something. BAM: A nigga's wallet. I pocket it and clear out the center console, where I find more cigs and a lighter. There's also a cool knife from the glove compartment. I closed the door and booked it to the closest alley where I opened the wallet and fuckin' came. Bitch had 295 dollars cash and a few 50 and 100 dollar Visa Giftcards. Jackpot niggas. I got on a different residential street and walked back towards my house, trying cars as I went. Get an unlocked one and there is absolutely jackshit, not even any throwable cd's or change or anything. I spit on the steering wheel and popped the trunk. There's a gymbag type of deal that I grab and run off with. Shitty clothes and some cleats. Bullshit. I throw it in a trashcan in an alley and get back home.

In total, got $295 cash, an ipod-stereo adapter, some cool shades that were fun to break, cigs, and some other random shit in his wallet.

I'm not 100% certain, but if you got arrested for some gun charge, shouldnt you be in jail or awaiting a trial or something, other than back home? Also, if you brought a switch blade "for the cops" why didn't you shoot them when you had the chance when they charged you with the gun thing?

Furthermore, arent your fingerprints all over the cars now?

I'm not 100% certain, but if you got arrested for some gun charge, shouldnt you be in jail or awaiting a trial or something,

Do I look like I'm in jail? They didn't find the gun. I was just in the tank the entire day and pissed off.

Also, if you brought a switch blade "for the cops" why didn't you shoot them when you had the chance when they charged you with the gun thing?

I didn't have it onhand, obviously.

Furthermore, arent your fingerprints all over the cars now?

You betchyer ass they are :)

I was just ecstatic about the wallet and wanted to tell totse about it.

wear some gloves next time

gloves are for pussies, do you think this is splinter cell or something?

That CSI bullshit ain't real. The police department's "lab" consists of a disposable camera, some sticky notes and a number 2 pencil.

They only take your prints when you're being processed to spook you from committing other crimes.

Grow up nigga.

gloves are for pussies, do you think this is splinter cell or something?

Grow up nigga.

So is being arrested. If you arent covering your tracks you're doing something wrong.

Negative, when you're in the dope game as long as I've been in it, you know how thangs work.

Why were you upset that you got arrested?

nigag you grow up
Yo stupid ass gonna get caught
I allways cover my tracks i dont
get cocky or think i know everything
and i double check i did everything right sometimes more
and i make sure i have everything right
I see why your a amateur ahahha:D

Because I was sleeping and woke up to cops spam ringing my doorbell? And I sat in a cell all day?

And to Smokedrow, shut the fuck up. New Arrival piece of shit. Ye' ain't know me nigga quit preachin'

Because I was sleeping and woke up to cops spam ringing my doorbell? And I sat in a cell all day?

Do you not think the same thing will result in your adventures which you so found the need to willingly inform us all of?

Do you not think the same thing will result in your adventures which you so found the need to willingly inform us all of?

If it does, I'll be strapped up this time. Besides, worrying never helped anyone. The minute they start tripping, I stick the banana clip in. Did you miss the part about me basically being Biggie Smalls?

nigga where you from?

I'm guessing you weren't in school much from the sounds of things?

Souf side 713 til I die. And no I didn't finish school, nerdy faggot

Thought so, thanks.

your a nerd cause you dont finish school i hate people like you
my bad i dislike IM in North side 713 nigga
be easy

Yeeeeeeeh chunk up the deuce

i anit from there tho

I can dig it. I think all the haters in this thread be trippin' because I done broke into they cars.

my car never unlocked homie
i told you i double check every time sometimes more than double :D

Yeah a lot of people do that. It's annoying

ima hit up the neighbor hoods in a little while
what about you?

Yeah probably going to go out again tonight, I want an ipod. I saw a purse in this car last time but it was locked. Do you ever break windows? I want a punch or something.. ninja rocks are just way too nigger for me

na i dont break windows i like to make people think they lost it or something pulse im in a white neighborhood and thecops
be comin fast as fuck and i hope cars are unlocked cause nothin is really never stolen in this neighborhood

Trollin' BI is funneh.

^^ what?

^^ what?

The OP is an obvious troll.

oh because i didnt understand your ebonics

My what?

your slang for a lighter more simple term

I didn't use any slang though.

never mind you car shop?

never mind you car shop?

When I was younger I caught many o' car.

hwo you do it you had tools or jus tried to find unlocked cars?

Usually just unlocked cars. I never really felt the need to invest anything more than time into it, a solid majority of cars were unlocked anyway- which actually surprised me at first, I've always been quite alert about locking up behind me. Occasionally if the opportunity presented itself I'd tape up a window, but only if I saw something of worth in site. Duct tape is the very least I suggest you bring with you.

why i need duct tape

You tape the window and break it, I believe.

why i need duct tape

So if the door is locked you can just tape up the window and break it without making a loud bang and then shattering noise in the middle of the fucking night.

sound nice but i dont wanna make any attention in my neigborhood cause then they gonna know they got people that do this shit and then here comes the neigbor watch

^ i have the same problem i did car shoppin a little too much and they got this neighbourhood they were fuckin hassling me when i was walkin home drunk fuckin goofs

i need a gun

^^^^ i might need one

you supposed to switch neighborhoods

This thread is the exact reason say that Totse is going to shit. I'm know I'm a "regular" I perfer to lurk, posting is just too much trouble. I don't know where this flood of morons come from and I hope to god that everyone is acting stupid on purpose. But Jesus Chirst, if they aren't. Every post is a one line response. This isn't chat room; you're supposed to write well thought out paragraphs.

The other main problem is the whole internet tough guy act. I'm so tired of people being like," shutt the fuk up befor I beat yer nigga ass". Its the internet, the pasty white kid has more power because they're the ones that are the "hackers(I hate that term" behind the internet. I don't care if you can bench a ton, it doesn't mean a thing on the internet.

Since when is completing high school mean you're nerdy anyways? If you want to drop out and stick with a minimum wage job your whole life, it's fine with me.

I used to resent those that said BI was the worst part of totse. I appreceiated that there was somewhere that you could discuss things that were illegal in nature. But now that is impossible, one of the last remnants of what was popular on BBS's in the 80's has now endend with the same fate as all of the others.

IM yea i do switch neighborhoods
and to the other guy above me
no ones tring to act like a tough guy
oh yea and i can agree with you
on that if you complete highschool
then your a nerd thats pure ignorance
me my self and I would like to go to college
and maybe get a full time career
but i still might car shop from time time LOL
and if me gettin a great job makes me a nerd
then so be it cause if i roll by you in
a benz and your in a old busted up
pinto then who wins?

look at the ego on this guy. comparing yourself to biggie smalls and frank lucas? give me a break, im surprised u never compared yourself to Scarface lol. those MEN committed real crimes, drug trafficing, armed robbery etc. hot tip for ya, if your going to start your post comparing yourself to some of the most notorious gangsters then maybe you should have something better then what the 12-13 your olds do in my neighborhood. i dont know you or anything about you but my educated guess would be your a 18-19 year old white male who has watched a few too many movies and listened to a lil too much gangster rap. but that was a good score. i'll give you some props. but lose the ego man. you seem delusional.

Thats true about the biggie smalls and frank lucas..............but i love car shopping so lets keep it on topic

whats the most have you found in cars??
chase?