An atheist priest

I'm an atheist, a very proud atheist. That being said, I found a way to become a a legal priest. I will be able to start up a church, marry people...everything a priest can do. I actually have no intention of doing any of that but hell...why not become ordained as a priest? I still wont believe in God after all. Can anyone give me a good reason why I shouldn't? Also, any ideas on what I should do once I become a priest?

[---Beany---]

Cool, I wanna be a priest too!!!!

Marriage doesn't really interest me, but it'd be cool to be able to marry other people.
How much fun could I have on a night out?

How did you do it?

[killallthewhiteman]

Understand the different between a so called priest and a priest or a "legal priest".

To be a catholic priest you must train for 9 years.

Legal priest is an oxymoron in the context of western society, choose a different abstraction.

[---Beany---]

Originally Posted by killallthewhiteman

To be a catholic priest you must train for 9 years.

I can see the movie montage now.

[Slaughterama]

Originally Posted by Warped Mindless

Also, any ideas on what I should do once I become a priest?

molest your alter boy

[Yggdrasil]

Originally Posted by Slaughterama

molest your alter boy

No no no, you've got it all wrong. It's:

1. Empower by years of verbal abuse/blackmail

2. Alienate victim from friends/family

3. Molestation/Rape

4. ?????

5. Profit

[Chimro]

Originally Posted by Slaughterama

molest your alter boy

What the fuck is an "alter boy?" Learn proper English you illiterate sack of shit.

[Graemy]

Originally Posted by Chimro

What the fuck is an "alter boy?" Learn proper English you illiterate sack of shit.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/9klw95

[killallthewhiteman]

Originally Posted by Slaughterama

molest your alter boy

How ironic.

Acolyte is a synonym for an alter boy.

Are you implicitly offering yourself?

[AngryFemme]

Originally Posted by Warped Mindless

Can anyone give me a good reason why I shouldn't? Also, any ideas on what I should do once I become a priest?

You just kind of answered your own question there. You can't even think of any good reasons on why you should become a priest.

Surely your time could be better spent elsewhere.

Originally Posted by AngryFemme

You just kind of answered your own question there. You can't even think of any good reasons on why you should become a priest.

Surely your time could be better spent elsewhere.

Time? It takes like five minutes for them to ordain you. I'm going to go ahead and do it, just for shits and giggles.

[pyro110]

http:../../www.spiritualhumanism.org/default.htm

i did it, got my card and plaque. its definitely worth the money. oh yeah, my parents paid for it because they thought it would be hilarious for an atheist to be able to marry people.

if you do it i think you can give yourself a special name, my uncle did it and was something ridiculous and african sounding, and he married some of his friends

Originally Posted by Chimro

What the fuck is an "alter boy?" Learn proper English you illiterate sack of shit.

its just another way to say alter server you retard