I need to create a device that sends a pants-shittening tone over the phone to combat these telemarketers. The other day I answered the phone and yelled "STOP FUCKING CALLING YOU CUNT" and it was actually my 92 year old grandmother calling to wish me a happy birthday. I didn't care to look at the caller ID because it's almost always telemarketers calling me at that hour of the day. I really need to destroy these people and I know that I cannot tell them to stop calling, it will not work, they obviously pass my number around for shits and giggles because only low-class people get jobs as telemarketers and low-class people tend to stick together. Telemarketing is the perfect job for someone who is too lazy to try and improve their life. I'm also interested in finding out how to trace their phone numbers (for reverse lookup) because I'm tired of it all and if I go down I'm taking some of these people with me. Thanks.

Do like I do and ask to talk to the supervisor and when they switch you over start telling that person that you are on the no call list and you do not want to be bothered anymore and then ask them what do yo want from me and if they try to answer just ask again a little louder and when they try to start talking just ask again and keep doing that until you are screaming into the phone over and over again - WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME? and they will be laughing and shit and then Scream in the phone that you killed them fucks likeyou in Iraq and Afghsanistan by God. And then start screaming WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME? They will stop calling then

They stopped calling me. :p

ughh So.. you two the same person?

You do realize the person on the other end is staring at a computer screen with hundreds of numbers. They probably get told to fuck off a a hundred times a week. You are not special. If you hang up the computer just dials the next number.
I really like your personification of the telemarketer. From your rant I assume youre probably the type of person who gets fucking livid if the waitress at Applebees forgets to bring you your mayonnaise to dip your fries in.

From your rant I assume youre probably the type of person who gets fucking livid if the waitress at Applebees forgets to bring you your mayonnaise to dip your fries in.

And thus hes the guy that eats more pubic hair, spit, and boogers than everyone else.

I think theres an entry in the anarchist's cookbook for a phone noisemaker.

get an air horn, and when they ask you something, answer in a very low voice so they listen closer or turn the volume up, then blast them with the air horn and hang up.