Help me Totse my boyfriend is an ass bandit...

Hopefully someone will get some lols out of this because my last thread is a downer and leaving me in a haze of confusion.

As I've mentioned before, when it comes that time of the month I let my boyfriend experiment with anal. But now it's over, done, finished and he won't stop! Overall I really prefer vaginal sex. Anal can be enjoyable, but I can't get off that way and I usually do it to amuse him, and cause he loves it.

Last night we were messing around and he immediately rolls me over and tries to stick it in my ass. I was like WTF. Have I unleashed a anal demon? What can I say to him?

And no he's not gay. I just have an extremely nice rear end.

Pics or it didn't happen.

This is amusing though, seems your bf just like me is fascinated by anal exploration. Now that he knows you're willing he's always gonna want to go there, most likely.

Need pics.

Also, you gave him anal. Anal is like a heroin, you do it and you are hooked... usually. What you do, is say that if he is a good boy and makes you squirt buttloads (not buttloads, pussyloads I guess) that he can have anal once a week.

I'd accept that kind of deal

It's the novelty of it, he'll get over it soon enough. If not just sit him down and explain that while you don't mind doing it and you know he likes it, you want to have sex where you can get off as well. If he doesn't get it then he's obviously retarded.

This I'd be happy with.

You can't play crouching penis hidden anal its not right

Pics are needed to make such a statement.

You know either way I lose.
If I post pics I'm attention whoring.
If I don't I'm bullshitting.
There's no winning.

So just answer the question and save my ass from further damage!

What kinda ass are you workin with? Like a........big black mama ass or skinny white girl pancake ass?

No, Pics first.

You will gain so many Totse Credits.