My mom was going to work and kissed me goodbye but I used my tongue! (I'd just got a girlfriend for the first time a week ago, and have been kissing her a lot.)

My mom just kind of looked at me like 'wow' and left...

What do i do?????

sux 2 be u.

*kind of looks at you like 'wow' and leaves*

Well...looks like you might have a new, new girlfriend. One with lots of experience.

If she starts treating you extra-special (it's Xmas, so don't make the mistake of confusing natural Holiday spirit for girlfriendiness!) it means you're in!

Other than that? Keep yer darn tongue in yer dang mouth...when it's not called for. 'K?

Trolls are so uninspired these days.

At least Enter comes in with pictures.

You mean: a pic of them together & a fresh pic of him alone with "totse" written on his flesh? Yes, yes...you may be right.

Then lots of pics of her in bikinis: if she's hot that is.

if thats true then that has to be a super awkward moment
i bet its gonna be fun when she gets back from work

Yeah. Break the awkward moment by waiting in her bed...naked.

Yes pictures of your mom please.

How can you even use your tongue, in theory?

Unless your mom kisses you on the lips.

Then I don't think your slipping in the tongue is the biggest problem here.