They are always too fuckin' small. You go in there, try and take a shit, then your fuckin' dick touches the front of the bowl because the fuckin' seat is too fucking small.

Fuck this shit. I'm going home.

Garrrr.

Fuck.

Pretty keen to not have nigger penis aids on my penis.

I've always wondered what diseases / infections one could get from a public toilet :(

Dont forget about the glory holes and the guy that peeps in oon you. Or the chatty bitch that trys to have a conversation with you while your trying to concentrate.

poop in the urinal. thats what they are there for

how about people who just hover over the hole and spray shit all over the place and people who still the toilet paper

still

LOL

Yeah I've never used one before and I never will. Fucking disgusting.

That's why you take a shit before you leave the house. Public toilets are only meant to be used for beating off and getting blown anyways.

...just hover over the hole and spray shit all over the place...You're funny as hell, Johnplywd. Always a real pleasure and a laugh to read your posts.

I don't mean actual public toilets, I just mean toilets at my work that all the dirty employees use.

I do nine or 10 hour shifts, can't really say, "Have a shit before work".

I don't mean actual public toilets, I just mean toilets at my work that all the dirty employees use.

I do nine or 10 hour shifts, can't really say, "Have a shit before work".I've had my dick unexpectedly dip the cold water before too. I know exactly what you mean... especially with a noticeable entrance hole right there... concerning, to say the least.

Need a hand buddy?

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Oh thank god someone created this thread.
Every weekend when I shop, I destroy public shitters. I'm the guy that misses the bowl, pisses on the floor, or throws the roll into the water.
I walk out of there feeling like a fuckin super hero who just ended poverty.

I want the next person to open the door and think there is a monkey loose, and he must have taken ex-lax

I just clean it off with wet toilate paper, those fucking paper things suck ass and feel just wierd, I don't know what's wrong with people, do you got a bent dick or something? Why can't you fuckers aim? what's wrong with you?

You seem to be in the minority.. I guess that makes you the one with a strange penis.

One time, hypothetically speaking, the people at Wendy's kept fucking up my order and being rude about it...at the drive-through...so I drove off, came back half an hour later and walked inside to the bathroom (without being seen). I theoretically pissed all over the floor and wrote "I (heart) you" on the wall with fecal matter.

Yeah, I was pissed off at those assholes. They must have been trying to troll in real-life.

maybe you shouldn't have done that.

Maybe this acolyte is lying. Pix or gtfo.

WOW lol ! When a public shitter is just horrendous i like to piss on the walls and toilet.