because you were too lazy to kill yourself? ;_;

Yes, I feel your pain.

Are you telling me extreme depression gets you chicks? Interesting....

So that you can ask her to kill you since you're too lazy to do it yourself?

I don't see your point.

murder/suicide and let her do all the work.

No, but I heard of a guy who killed himself to spite his girlfriend. She made him come with her to her aunt's wedding and he really didn't want to go, so he hung himself in the washroom during the reception. +1 for upping the ante with his girlfriend

Wow he sure showed her who's boss.

that bitch won't pull that stunt with the next one I bet.

That's some alpha male shit right there.

This.