If a dude receives a handjob and gets a fair bit of cums on his hand, wipes it off and waits about 5 minutes before fingering a female with the same hand, could this result in pregnancy?

It depends. Do you want her to get pregnant?

I don't see how that has anything to do with it.

I do. You must be silly/retarded.

Heard of a sink before eh?

I'm just going to quote and respond to posts such as this one to keep the thread alive, in hope that some time soon I get a legitimate answer.

Ok, a different question.

Have you watched Jurassic Park?

It's possible.

Under ideal conditions, it's possible. Usually sperm don't survive that long in an open enviroment, and if he's wiped the cum off and just the residue is left, it's highly unlikely.

EDIT: Fuck yeah I watched Jurassic Park! That shit was WILD!!!

The chances are pretty small, but technically it is possible. Even after wiping the hand, sperm still remains, and it could be transferred to the female.

A similar scenario happened to a friend of mine. He and his ex were both masturbating, he came, some got on his hand, wiped it off, fingered her (this is before they ever had sex, both virgins), and she became pregnant, though she later miscarried.

I wouldn't really worry about it, the chances are so small, but I wouldn't risk doing it again either.