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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2008-12-14, 07:40
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Default I got caught whacking off by my Dad 2 minutes ago

Yeah so this is pretty embarrassing. Figures, the first place I go to is Totse. I was just minding my own business looking at stuff on the computer, and my door fucking opens! My dad just stood there for a few seconds and then asks "What are you doing?"

My response: "Uh, nothing." *facepalm*


I'm hoping my room was dark enough that he couldn't see anything, because the lights are off. But I have a feeling my glowing screen illuminated everything . By the way, I did manage to minimize everything in time.

Mind you, it's 1:36 in the morning. I did have my gaming headphones on, so maybe he thought I was gaming...with my pants really far down.


Gah, sorry bout this post, it's almost like a blog, but I don't think I can sleep for a while now lol.

This is why I want a damn lock on my door.
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Old 2008-12-14, 07:42
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Default Re: I got caught whacking off by my Dad 2 minutes ago

Cool story. Did he proceed to blow you after he noticed what was going on?
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Old 2008-12-14, 07:44
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Default Re: I got caught whacking off by my Dad 2 minutes ago

He just left. He probably was just thinking "fucking hormones".
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Old 2008-12-14, 07:50
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Default Re: I got caught whacking off by my Dad 2 minutes ago

He'll be back.
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Old 2008-12-14, 08:53
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Default Re: I got caught whacking off by my Dad 2 minutes ago

it happens...sometimes...just be more aware more I guess
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Old 2008-12-14, 10:00
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Thumbs up Re: I got caught whacking off by my Dad 2 minutes ago

He's a man. There's no reason it should be too awkward, really. If he didn't go through something similar, it's only because he never got caught. He at least understands, because he does it too.

And if he somehow doesn't understand.... Then you have a problem.
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Old 2008-12-14, 13:39
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Everyone does it, including your dad. Nothing to worry about here.
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Old 2008-12-14, 13:48
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Default Re: I got caught whacking off by my Dad 2 minutes ago

serves you right for wanking with your fucking headphones on.
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Old 2008-12-14, 13:55
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Default Re: I got caught whacking off by my Dad 2 minutes ago

Quote:
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serves you right for wanking with your fucking headphones on.
This.

Your masturbation stealth is sloppy.
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Old 2008-12-14, 14:31
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Default Re: I got caught whacking off by my Dad 2 minutes ago

Thats ok I walked in on my Dad masterbating.


Then I said "Need a hand?''
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