I have a few questions.
1)Best methods?
2)Is there a website that has cheatsheets for those tests from the book? You know, the ones wirtten by the book's company? Any similar websites for worksheets too?
3)Any other help with cheating?

Sparknotes.com has many articles pertaining to books and literature, many summaries on such subjects, mostly classic literature many will find throughout school text.

As far as answer sheets to text books (I.E. Texas Instruments and other popular companies) there are none circulating, only the teachers have possession of them, so if you are feeling daring, have a hand at commandeering the sheets from an empty desk after school hours.

I pretty much cheated my way through high school...here's a few pointers:
-Try and get a connection with someone who already took the class you wanna cheat in. Most teachers reuse tests, assignments, shit like that. My best friend's older brother had taken a few classes we were taking, and he gave his bro all the assignments he saved (dude was super organized). Made things a lot easier, especially considering he still had quizzes and tests.

-Skip school the day of the test and ask a friend to tell you what the questions were. Return the favor for them at some point and you can get a good system going.

-Even if you can't get the questions or answers, most of the time you'll have a good idea of what's on the test based on what you've been studying. Just make a small concealable cheat sheet and use that.

-Copy off someone who gets good grades. This is by far one of the easiest ways to cheat. Even if you're surrounded by dumbasses, there's usually at least 1 smart kid in the area.

Those are just some general ways to do it, it really isn't that hard if you're not an idiot. Sometimes you'll have to change your strategy a bit depending on the teacher but everything can be cheated on.

All the vocab tests in English last year came out of a book that was available for purchase online, with the answers.

If it looks like your teacher doesnt make their own tests, start searching the web. Memorize a test question from a previous test, and google it.

I do this all the time for take home tests and extracredit. If you are taking an AP course, most of the material is too dificult for the teacher to make up a test from scratch. They take the questions from all different sources, and many a student has asked the same question on yahoo answers or some other hw forum.


Most importantly, network. If the class happens twice in the same day, make friends with people from an earlier period.

Better: study and do the work so you don't end up working at McDonald's, retard. If you're cheating to pull off anything less than an A+ you need to take a look at your future. What you think matters now: girls, getting drunk, partying does not mean shit. It isn't worth fucking up the opportunities you can have if you do the work that's handed to you right now.

this is why i paid attention.

He is rather ignorant and would not take heed to this advice, but I must say you make a compelling argument and I humbly agree with you.

I concur with all these statements. Kids when they are young think they are the world and that the world revolves arround them. They are ignorant and listen only to themselves. I've offered him plenty of advice in the past few days on how to generate a large income for life, and yet he continues to post about 'cheating in school', 'robbing gas stations' and 'robbing vending machines'. Listen to the advice of others. Some of the best opportunities we have are when we are young to make a difference later on in our life, and all too often because of our ego's we must maintain at that age, we fail to take advantage of those opportunities.

One that I would do was print out some cheat notes like a normal cheat sheet, then lay down a thing of scotch tape and slowly peel it off so the notes were now on the transparant tape. Then I would stick that on a pencil. You can stick it on a buncha things, really hard to see more that 3 feet away you can't even see it.

When I got too lazy to do that I just printed cheet sheets and set it on my lap, which was under the desk so the teacher couldn't see it. If the teacher walked around (none of mine did but if yours do) cashualy fold your shirt over it when they come past.

Another one is make the teacher think your not that smart like autism or something like that...Then they'll go easy on you. Pretty easy to act like it. Some things that you can do to lead them to think you're autistic are;

-Put staples in only one piece of paper
-act like your shuffling a stack of papers to line them all up, but with only 1 piece of paper
-Don't make a whole lotta eye contact.
-Talk about the same stuff over and over and over
-Don't laugh at stuff that the whole class laughs at. Or if you do, keep on laffin about it the rest of the class, even the next day(s). (Someone will ask what your laughing at)
-Draw doodles that look like something a 5 year old would draw
-color stuff with crayons and markers

Jes don't overdue it or you'll go with the acual retards.

I really don't see the big deal with cheating instead of studying...if you can get the grade you want while doing less work, why not? It's not like you need to know most of the stuff they teach you in school...some of it will be useful but a lot of it is just excess knowledge you won't need in the long run.