So Im going to Malta,Europe and I have a 9 hour layover in Amsterdam. So Im going to go to a coffee shop. My question is how can I bring some weed with me and not spend time in a Maltese jail.

good luck....

I have flown all around the USA plenty of times, with weed, heroin and benzos.

If you really MUST take illegal drugs with you - you should just keep them on you - in your pocket.

If you have drugs on you - or your luggage - and security is looking for them - they will find them regardless.

I always kept my stuff in my pocket - never had a problem. Don't act shifty and don't act like an asshole - and you should be fine.

I have flown all around the USA plenty of times, with weed, heroin and benzos.

If you really MUST take illegal drugs with you - you should just keep them on you - in your pocket.

If you have drugs on you - or your luggage - and security is looking for them - they will find them regardless.

I always kept my stuff in my pocket - never had a problem. Don't act shifty and don't act like an asshole - and you should be fine.

What about cannabis? You just act like the other people in the plane when the odor creeps out of the bag? "Hmm, what is that smell?

What about cannabis? You just act like the other people in the plane when the odor creeps out of the bag? "Hmm, what is that smell?

I always kept mine in a pill bottle - although the most I've ever had was a half ounce on me.

If you bag it enough, the smell should only be minimal/only on YOUR body.

Besides - it's an airport. Thousands of different people, from hundreds of different countries. Some sleep deprived, some haven't showered in a while (due to flying) etc, etc.

Now, I'm not saying you can go on the plane smelling like Mr. Oreo Skunk took a big long piss on you - but if it's minimal, no one will notice - after all, when it comes to flying and airports - people have their own shit/scheduels to look after.

EDIT : I don't know why this post has a thumbs down icon, I'm pretty sure I didn't click it - so I don't know what gives. Disregard it.

What about cannabis? You just act like the other people in the plane when the odor creeps out of the bag? "Hmm, what is that smell?

not to mention that he is flying internationally, you will have to go through customs.

not to mention that he is flying internationally, you will have to go through customs.

As I said - all my experience just relies on traveling WITHIN the USA - so it might not be of much help.

Just thought I'd share, though.

First, watch Midnight Express, just to get an idea of the consequences of failing.

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Bad ass movie.

+124980378032 internets for mentioning "Midnight Express"

Bad ass movie.

Hell yeah. And a lesson: Turkish Hashish is never worth such trouble.

you have to really weigh the consequences. if you think it's worth breaking federal or possibly some other countries highest law, you have to make damn well fucking sure a doggy won't bark at you. i've taken weed (stupidly) around the country. i almost accidentally took it out of the country. your biggest enemy is that doggy

Yeah man, I really wouldn't if I were you. Just smoke up in Amsterdam and leave it at that.