You know those situations where you're digging a grave with your own words? Yeah had one earlier.

Was skyping with the girlfriend and she was telling me tonight is a huge fullmoon party in Thailand. She joked about skinny dipping on the beach, and I was like "yeah go for it" so she asked why I didn't care and I joked by saying "because you look ugly naked, so there's less chance of guys hitting on you with your clothes off".

*sigh* Now she's cut at me, at a beach rave, wasted, and in another country...

Sometimes you just need to think about what you'll say next or shut the fuck up.

Share your stories of non shut uppery.

I'm having one right now.

She sounds a bit too self conscious for your joke and you took it a little too far with the you're ugly when naked thing. Shit happens and she'll probably regret tonight more than you regret that conversation. Sometimes you just don't see it coming.

I don't have too many of those moments anymore. I tend to go for the ones that aren't afraid to get into shit with me. I love the psycho bitches.

what gave you the urge to say that...?
and i know what your saying. before you think about it, you think something will be funny or appropriate but afterwards it isn't

Oh arquin...
just...
no.

Ahahaha. Does she actually look ugly naked? Not that it would matter either way in Thailand. White girl = aces.

I have "shut the fuck up" moments all the time. That ^^^ may be one.
I can't remember any others at the moment though.

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... but the women's effort has never been more than a symbolic agitation. They have gained only what men have been willing to grant; they have taken nothing, they have only received. - Simone de Beauvoir

That's the thing man. Usually she's one of those psycho bitches. Like this is a usual exchange between us:

Me: Shut up bitch
Her: You're my bitch
Me: I'll make you my bitch
Her: You cant, you're too skinny
Me: Can too, and if that fails I'll kill your dog.

So obviously over the top jokes are cool.

She's been really arrogant lately. I figured she was confident and cocky. Nope.

COME ON. I can't be the ONLY one who says waaaaay uncool shit with out thinking?

Heeeeelllll no. She's pure sex.

I thought it wasn't that bad.

FUCK. Some one reassure me with a waaaay worse story.

Brainstorm. I'd bet you've got some good ones.

I genuinely feel sorry for you now.

The only way it could've been worse is if you told her you were going to hook up with her mom and grandma in a three way because you thought they were hotter...

Shit man.... The only other story like that I know of ended horribly.

My friend ran his mouth to his girl while they were both on separate trips for Spring Break. He was in Cali and she was in Florida. She apparently got completely wasted so her friends took her back to the hotel. No one stayed with her which was a big mistake on their part. She got with half the guys on that floor and had each one send him a pic of what they were doing on her cell. I felt so bad for him.

Ok I don't really have alot of oh shit moments but my boyfriend does.

Once we were sitting on the couch watching tv and he took a hit from he pipe.Then he looks up at me and says...

"Just so you know I promised myself a looooooong time ago that I'd only marry a pothead."

Me "..... but I don't smoke pot?"

*silence*

Ok so I don't plan to marry him or anything. Not even on my mind. Maybe after 3-4 yrs togther but come on! Alot women dream of being married. You just don't say that!

Oh and once I was serving myself up a bowl of stew and he looks at how much I took and says "woah Fatty!". I cried and couldn't eat it.

He really did feel bad after this though.