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Originally Posted by alexander224
My cat has a respiratory infection is going to die soon.
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I hope he takes a shit on you when your sleeping, then puts on a #12 Texas Longhorn Jersey, and fixes the shit to where it spells "Get off the fan Wagon You Asshole". Then he puts his nose on your nose and takes his last breathe, but infects you and Henry both, so your both doomed to die, the night before Xmas.